Press™ edition
>try mixed grip for the first time ever
>the bar literally flies off the ground
fuark
tfw gde
>>41543371
>deadlifting just the bar
I know you have to start somewhere but cmon
So I have smoked literally every day for the past year and a half.
Smoked my last bowl last night, and deleted my dealers number from my phone. At work right now, but I know as soon as I get home all ok gonna want to do is get high af
Wish me luck bros
You can do it brah.
The first few days are always the hardest.
lmao ur gonna regret it you pathetic worm
>>41543276
Why would I regret it? I don't even plan on stopping forever, I just need to get out of this funk where I smoke literally every night.
HELP HOW DO I BECOME ANOREXIC
Starve until failure then kys.
>>41542725
i haven't eaten in two days
life is suffering
>>41542747
I can't starve myself, that's the thing
What are some good low calorie/diet foods?
Thread for all vegans and everybody interested in the vegan lifestyle. Meat eaters and vegetarians allowed as long as they won't push their diets.
>>41542659
Hardware store
>>41542701
The pennys that you're gonna be left with after spending all your money on vegan workarounds for food
>>41542714
Eating vegan is actually way cheaper than meat eaters believe.
Why aren't you tan?
Pale = female
Did you know women find tan men more attractive?
Did you know pale skin is associated with feminity?
Attractive men are tan 9/10 times.
Why are palecucks not doing everything to be tan? Why aren't you on Melanotan II?
I'm a mail carrier so I have no choice but to have a farmer tan throughout spring summer and fall. But I agree to this. Shows more muscle definition and the extra vitamin D has been shown to have a correlation with higher testosterone levels, if only marginally.
>>41541462
>making myself brown
Herschel pls
>>41541462
>Why aren't you on Melanotan II
kek
1/2/3/4 is a terrible metric
discuss
>>41541179
i agree. ohp should be more than 1 plate.
>>41541179
It is a cromulent goal for beginners.
>>41541179
Kek I'm far right in the pic at 180lbs, am I gonna make it
NEW THREAD
finally i have a fps to contriboot. ill type it out in my followng posts, sorry in advance for not pretyping
Cuddle? What a fag.
>>41539907
>>41540044
This is bullshit too. Fat people are disgusting to cuddle because they're always sweaty, and slimy, and less clean just by their nature
also fat feels less fun to cuddle than muscle
also muscly guys are stronger so I feel safe :3
i have the urge to get a shirt "jacked guys fuck better"
and stand beside him
>Overcoming your BodyWeight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRmsDjMujjo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAERZd8XtgQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsC9ahsCGLc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQqvGITfqmg
>2016 Olympics highlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E21jlKax8M
>What is gravity lul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUMoD-5P_Bo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIv-gcCnzys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-G9r-rD8fY
>Skinny grills with asses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA9gCDkvFZ8
>Websites
gymnasticbodies.com/forum
antranik.org/bodyweight-training
globalbodyweighttraining.com
/r/bodyweightfitness
fitloop.co
>Youtube Channels
https://www.youtube.com/user/GymnasticBodies
https://www.youtube.com/user/bboySaza
https://www.youtube.com/user/trdic
>Safest Static Hold Progression
www.antranik.org/how-to-implement-a-steady-state-training-cycle
>Common Prereqs
www.gymnasticbodies.com/forum/topic/3750-prerequisites/?p=93540
>Wrists mobility
Foundation Handstand One
>Bicep Tendon Prep
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaH_HUMooyM
>Scooby teaches you how to do a pull Up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRznU6pzez0
>How to make parallettes out of PVC
http://library.crossfit.com/free/pdf/13_03_Parallettes.pdf
>Foundation series (4 books + 2 Handstand + Rings)
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:39d3d785f7c6df583af2fa846646a74b3d256cac&dn=Coach Christopher Sommer Mastering Gymnastic Strength Training 2014&tr=udp://tracker.coppersurfer.tk:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.leechers-paradise.org:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.mg64.net:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.opentrackr.org:1337/announce&tr=udp://tracker.sktorrent.net:6969/announce
>Overcoming gravity (v1)
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:ad0739445c9cc5177e2b48c6f216521e8c8ddff4&dn=Overcoming+Gravity+%28gnv64%29&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fzer0day.ch%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fpublic.popcorn-tracker.org%3A6969
>>41539039
Left side is the exercise, right side is the mobility for that exercise, you do mobility after each set
FSAS - Fundamental Straight Arm Strength
FBAS - Fundamental Bent Arm Strength
FLS - Fundamental Leg Strength
the numbers like 5x60s means mastery for the movement, in this case you look at 60s/60rep template and follow that progression, once you hit mastery (can do 5x60s) you move to the next level
for negative movements, 5x5x10s means you descend for 10s each rep
>SL
SL progression seems to be different from PDF's
Foundation gives 3 routines:
>AxBxAxx
>ABxABxx
>ABABAxx
A: FL, sPL, HBP, RC
B: MN, SL, SLS
>Stretching
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:4BCCD448B44C4B8233A2E9BD7388246306C47B3D&dn=Middle%20Split
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:48E4BFE7D564ABB65DF2D4408EDC2A271F860D77&dn=Bridge
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:D69E1D9C667B31244307E6E4FDD9E487EEC3AF48&dn=Front%20Split
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:07C5D57728C3D73B0C982063330C49729E9AF1E6&dn=Shoulder
Good night
Sweet thread
running hair game is legit
>>41538270
qt powerbottom/10. Would top.
Post boipucci?
>>41538550
guy in ops pic looks straight, recognize him from instagram
if gay guys r mirin him, it means he is hot to prime women as well
>>41538270
guy would look way better with positive canthal tilt vs nuetral and a better fwhr than his current ~1.7 and he goes from 8 to 9
Is keto worth it?
I'm on my second day and have never wanted a piece of bread so fucking bad in my life.
try eating a spoon of coconut oil
>>41538140
thats fucking disgusting
what the fuck is your problem
yeah, you wont feel good til after 3 days tho. almost there bud, and then youll be ubermensh, im on day 7 currently and loving it
>>41538149
and ya this works to feel better, or peanut butter.
well /fit/? why can't morbidly obese people change?
I'm rooting for him, why aren't you?
>>41534767
It's not fucking hard to put down the jar of mayo
These fat people have to maintain the weight, that means they constantly eat like 6,000 calories a day.
>I-i could totally do it without the surgery
>it's still REALLY hard
>it's NOT the easy way out
sick of hearing this
who are they trying to convince?
>>41534767
He's going to get the surgey, then get bulimia. Because he hasn't changed his eating habits. Now he will binge, but now he'll feel even more physical pain because he's stuffing his gullet.
Fucking fatties I swear
8 Months lifting, from really underweight to not as underweight (180cm, 69kgs)
>>41530877
...do you lift tho?
>>41530877
Front
>8 months
This was me after 8 months
finally got to 2pl8 squat today, and for 3 reps not even 1rm.
what have you achieved today /fit/?
>>41551332
Well done anon
Ive got cardio today, so i doubt ill achieve anything other than looking like a sweaty motherfucker
>>41551480
an achievement nonetheless
I broke my BP PR while I'm 12 kg lighter @ 155 kg bp
>be at the gym
>do exercises
>this guy comes up and takes off 45s off your the bar to do his 28pl8 rack pull above the knee™
what do you do?
Go make a thread on \fat\ about it and ask what others would do
>>41551243
Slap him behind the neck and ask if anyone knows where his mom is.
Why dorsn't he wear anything on his upper body in a public gym?
What should i do before I start my first cycle bros?
>>41550825
Have one last sex session before your dick breaks
>>41550825
read a fucking sticky
>>41550847
How would it break?