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i've never actually eaten food

>>8560423

Sigh... I'll admit it I'm obese, 339lbs. I will go through a large double pepperoni, bacon, double cheese pizza with ranch and a side of cheesy bread like a snack. It's largely the fault of society. I admit that it is partially my fault because I can't stop eating but I would say it is 80% the fault of society. Society made me this way. I was abused heavily as a child and sexually too. My parents were horrible and my brother sadistic. I had difficulty opening up to people all the time and still do. By the time I was 18 I was only 5'6, and 127lbs, balding, and with a dick slightly longer than 4 inches and not much better girth. But I mean I was not fat at the time, people said I had a nice face/funny personality and my hair was only beginning to recede. I managed to meet a girl. We were together for 3 years and it took me 2.5 years to open up to her fully. Then I caught her cheating and she ripped me apart. She used my past against me and made me feel horrible and she would demean me behind my back sexually to her friends. And then whenever I tried to meet other women they wouldn't even give me second thought because all they could see was a disgusting short, bald emotionally broken wreck. So no, I don't fucking care if I am obese you fucking faggots. SOCIETY MADE ME LIKE THIS. And all the fucking ADVERTISING of muscular attractive tall men in movies and commercials reinforces what is fucking almost unattainable for most because they don't have perfect genetics. So now I eat tons of food because it is the only thing that makes me feel ok and I like to drink a lot of gin/vodka and when I can get it I take oxycotin, and vicodin. I hate this world i ate this world i fucking HATE THIS WORLD and I fucking HATE women and I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF YOU JUDGE ME FUCK ALL OF YOU

I'm on week 5 of 12 of a 600 calorie per day diet

AMA

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DICK SHOWING CONTEST GO

GARDE MANGER
22
$13/HR
I DO FUCKING NOTHING EXCEPT FUCK AROUND WITH FOOD WE SOUS VIDE'd BACON ONCE
DIDNT GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL
2BR 1 1/2 BATHROOMS

>>8560401

Regional pizza delivery coordinator
37
8/hour+tips
I deliver pizzas within a set time limit. It requires me to be efficient and precise and have a full tank of gasoline. Working my way up the corporate ladder basically. I am doing great now and hoping to have a corporate manager position by the time I am 40.

>>8560622
i can't tell if this is satire but delivering pizza was literally the greatest job I ever had

>>8560344
Indian's great, though even in that there's a huge variety of regional variations. But it's the aromatics and spices that definitely make Indian food both pungent and delicious.

I'm also a big fan of Thai food for the intense flavor profiles.

>>8560344

Variety of spices and the special shit shakers they put on the table in place of the salt.

I'd probably go with Iranian food.

box wine is overall the best, although i prefer the malt liquor drunk

I dunno. Ask your girlfriend.

booze enema

my american friend refuses to try fries, gravy, and cheese curds and i'm even angrier

You sound like the worst kind of manchild.

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>eating snow monkey food

Give desert monkey food a try first.

>>8560250

My first thought was "we are not /b/" but then I realized we kind of are /b/...

>>8560257
kek whoops my bad I meant /ck/, made too many threads down in /b/.

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>>8560257
/ck/ is /b/ for land whales.

Follow simpler recipes, downscale portions, make cheaper things you aren't afraid to throw away.

>>8561406
No.

>>8561502
Don't improve yourself then, retard.

>>8560168
Fuck you, raw eggs killed my grandfather. He used to eat them all the time while driving in his car until he ran it off a cliff.

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>>8560168
Your mom isnt afraid of my protein,if you know what i mean. She swallow the jizz i blast down into her bellowing fat gullet, if you knkw what im saying.

if you try country side privately raised chickens' eggs you won't touch this shite in a raw form with a 100ft pole, "organic" or not. And I'm living in a 5m city = rip raw eggness.

Gringo Bandito is pretty good.

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>>8560077

>>8560077
Tapatio is pretty fucking tasty m8.

>>8559943
Feels great up the ass, but I'm sure you already know that.

>>8559943
Make some good mashed potatoes with it.

>>8559943

Fingers.

>>8559927
no lad

No.

>>8559927
Yes. Microwave for 15min per pound

Mayonnaise.
It's so spicy! I can only handle a little on my eggs.

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Mayonnaise based salads. Like macaroni, potato, corn, etc.

Anything drenched in mayo or ranch

Does it taste good tho?

>>8559873
It's a hotdog in a slightly different kind of bread. What do you think?

>>8559859

Jesus.

Just wrap bacon around the hotdogs and add salsa instead of embarrassing yourself. You're better than this anon.

Cunt can't stand you.

>aspergerus tastes so good reee

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>>8559844
Try it pickled (spicy if you can find it). It's a game changer.

>>8559701

No idea. That shit is way too much effort. Not just the process of making it, but it takes so much time to eat a giant bag of air. I would rather eat a can of corn...

>>8559707
>Not making kettle corn

It last like a week

>>8559729

But it's just eating for the sake of eating. I eat when I am hungry and the purpose of it is to feel full. I don't eat out of boredom. That's what makes people fat.