can you safely cook chicken in the microwave from raw? i dont

>>8559927
no lad

No.

>>8559927
Yes. Microwave for 15min per pound

>>8559927
yes, it's gonna be dry and flavorless, but yes

>>8559927
Eat it raw, it's the new sushi.

>>8559927

You gotta use some "As Seen On TV" type shit for that.

>>8559927
You can, but it will be disgusting. Get a foreman grill and hide it under your bed when The Man is coming. Better yet, move into an apartment. It will probably be cheaper than a college dorm anyway.

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why not just buy a portable stove and a pan?

put it water and you can poach it. it won't be great.

Boneless skinless chicken, cut into larger then nuts
Put in mic safe container with a little water
Plastic wrap the top. Poke holes.

Microwave steam bowl that works for veggies unfortunately adapted for you.

Had to live a year out of cheap motels that only had a mirowave

>>8559927

Mate that sounds shit. Buy a little toaster oven or something. You can find ones for cheap and you can bake stuff half decently at least.

Everyone in your hall is going to fucking hate you because it'll smell like chicken for a week, but yes.

>>8559947
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>>8560451
its one of those like frozen chicken dinner things it says oven but i want to cook it in the microwave

>>8560474

Regardless of what you do to it, it will always be shit. I am sorry. I truly am, but this is the reality we live in. I recommend you find a different field. You're not a wolf, and in a world of evil you can only survive if you're a wolf.

t. Alejandro

Better off turning your shower on as hot as it can get and hanging the chicken in your bathroom for a few hours to let it steam cook.

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>>8559927

>>8560474
Stick a big glass of water in with it to create steam and keep a moist heat going.

>>8559927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSblbUuxmKI

>>8559927
yes. wrap it in foil pouch, fill with cooking oil and black pepper, put in microwave for 40 minutes.
instant fried chicken.

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>>8559927
Why did you buy chicken if you've only got a microwave you cuck?

>>8562454
why dont you mind your own business faggot

>>8559927

Yes but you wont be able to pull it off that is an entirely separate way to microwave no one bothers to leave. Was forced to take a class in high school that taught basic cooking and sewing and the teacher went over how you could even cook a turkey in there on low with the thermometer.

>>8562465
>leave
learn

Also its likely to have a shit texture.

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I do it all the time brah

>>8562462
I honestly hope that your parents are horribly murdered

>>8559927
>can you safely cook chicken in the microwave from raw?

Safe? Absoloutely. Just make sure it's cooked all the way through (no pink, or use a thermometer).

Now having it come out tasty and with a good texture? That's a challenge.

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>>8562549
rude

Fuck yeah microwaves.

Make those water molecules spin, baby.

>>8559927
Do one of the dishwasher meals in a pouch you poor fuck

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>>8562565
>>dishwasher meals

>>8562624
>what is Google, Alex.
https://youtu.be/fbl874RrDTk

>>8560660

you can make medium rare chicken with sous vide, it's pretty weird desu

>>8559927
Yes but you have to let it in his folder (to prevent explosion), then microwave 15min T*4 or T*5 for crispy skin

>>8560660
>>8562635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6rVZng-AnY

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>ctrl+f "boil"
>no results

Wut?

Not that I'd boil meat over my options of stove, flame or oven but if all you have is a microwave, you can boil chicken easily in a container of water. How is this not obvious to the general /ck/ poster? Put water in pyrex bowl or something similar, microwave until its boiling, drop chicken in, put back into microwave until cooked. ...duh.

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>>8560036
I would buy an induction burner before that butane one.

t. former omelet cook forced to cook on butane burners for brunch crowd.

>>8559927
If you have the right microwave. I never bought one though so don't ask my opinion on which one to buy

>>8560474
This can't be OP. "frozen chicken dinner things" are never oven only, and OP posted fresh, raw chicken breast. Fuggoph.