Can't stand this cunt

Cunt can't stand you.

>aspergerus tastes so good reee

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>>8559844
Try it pickled (spicy if you can find it). It's a game changer.

My uncle Remus always said you can't trust a man with smelly piss. So I avoid the stuff.

>>8559844
I'm the one at dinner parties that eats more than half of the pot, then if there's any left over I snag piece by piece away until none remains.

>>8559900
same.
favorite veggie for sure.

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>there are people who eat Asparagus without Hollandaise

Bad!

>>8559880
Your uncle Remus is right. Believe me.

>>8559880
was that before or after he raped you?

Its really good if you sautee it in olive oil,garlic, sea salt and sprinkle a bit of parmesan on there too.

They're one of my favorite vegetables. But I really hate the smell of asparagus piss so I don't eat them as often as I'd like.

They're pretty good sauteed with mushrooms, garlic and onions. Also blanched and served with a chunky vinaigrette.

>>8559844
It's so disgusting

>>8559900

Me too except I go outside and pee my asperger pee on everyone's car so their cars smell

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Everyone in my family always undercooks it, so the fibers stab our throats when it goes down. Best way to eat it is by cooking it until it's at bout half of it's thickness and crispy, with lots of garlic and salt. It's also good with parmesan too.

>>8559900
Same. Asparagus is damn good.