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>>8553739

Al dente

>>8553739
What the fuck do you mean, I DO THAT ALL THE TIME MOTHERFUCKER!

>>8553741
*all dentay

It looks like you're a tiny little boy holding a .33 milk carton

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>>8553663
>Not having the wisdom of blueberries..

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>>8553670
Not my hand friendo ;^)
Googled watermelon fruitopia and found that pic

nawing on bones is pretty gross...

>>8553652
It's the same around where I am. Didn't change here.

Or do you mean fast food that you don't like anymore because your palate has changed since childhood? If that were the case, then like most food at McDonald's and probably definitely Burger King. I don't remember Burger King's burgers being as bad as they are now back in the day.

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>used to love KFC as a kid, mom still does, I grew out of the greasy fried chicken garbage
>go to get my mom KFC just to be nice
>people in the drive through take so fucking long guy infront of me drives off into the night
>pull up, they try to give me his order instead
>fumble around, takes them an eternity to get me mine and unregister his order

I don't like fried chicken, and while I don't necessarily mind waiting a bit for fast food, dealing with morons gets old.

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there was a casualty. when i opened the lid for the last time he rolled off the balcony

waiting for you to start, OP.

>>8553466
We might be in for a long wait.

good thread

>>8553439
>>8553423
you might have an intolerance to eggs

that's kind of how it starts

try not eating eggs for a few days and see if it clears up

I dont see the problem with that as its simple. If you read through the menu and pick out different ingredients to make some totally different dish they might not do it. I don't mind either way when I get a request like that as long as its reasonable.

>>8553439
the person you're eating with might think you're a picky eater or a dick

Tell them to fuck off

I'm more frustrated that we can't communicate openly and take it out on one another.

>go through chickfila drive thru with my card for a free sandwich
>hand the guy the card at the payment counter
>"oh you should have told me at the beginning because now I have to reenter it"

what am I supposed to do with this information? every white girl before this blk dude didn't even mention it.

>>8553446

Pretty sure what he meant was "stop being black."

Toast

>>8553327
I was under the assumption bread was chock full of carbohydrates.

>>8553335
Sounds like a decent plan, so I'll try that and see how it works for me.

>>8553240

How the fuck are we supposed to help? Go see a doctor.

just go vegetarian

>>8553269
I hate eggs and cheese

>>8553178
>your S.O.
Hah, good one

>tfw no S.O. to make pizza with <3-shaped pepperoni for
Probably wouldn't look right after curling anyway

>>8553178
>asparagus

you know that shit makes your piss stink, right? it causes nasty vaginal taste as well. not exactly a good food for a night that will end in sex

I'm apprentice arborist. I love fruit trees, especially unusual and native ones. I have a small grove of wild plum, a quince and some cornillian dogwood cherry trees.

>>8553131
Are any of the wild plums worth propagating? I have always wanted to breed my own hybrids but i dont have the space required to produce a great hybrid.

Do you make preserves with the quince and cherries?

only fruit trees I've had are key lime, mango, and loquat. don't have a yard anymore but my landlord grows avocado, lychee, and longan that he gives to me.

Burritos

by far

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>>8553098
For me, it's the McChicken sandwich, the best fast food chicken burger

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>>8553098
Well what about....
Nope, you're right. Burgers are the best.

>>8553094
Only bad pizza I've never had is when it included toppings I knew I wasn't going to like or was under cooked

I had a friend back in college who tried to make pizza on one of these outdoor grills sprinkled around campus whilst living in the dorms
>had no idea there were different kinds of flours, literally picked the cheapest white AP at the store
>didn't get yeast for some reason
>decided it made sense to make the dough a straight batter, and pour it out
>doesn't even wait for it to cook at all before dumping on the Prego
>tosses garbage tier "mexican cheese mix" on top along with some salami
>couldn't get the fire going right, so poured a ton of lighter fluid on bottom tier briquettes to get them to light
>ofc he then plopped the tray with the pizza right into the ensuing flames so it tasted like lighter fluid
>twisted foil over top "so it's like a real pizza oven inside"
>turns into hideous semi-gelatinous mess that couldn't even be generously described as 'go 'za
>he smothers it in ranch and eats it anyway after smoking a bowl
Other than that he was a pretty okay roommate.

>>8553102
This shit had tater tots, ranch dressing instead of tomato sauce and cheddar cheese instead of mozzarella. While not undercooked it was amazingly greasy and bready, There was some kind of shortening in the crust so it was as wet as an undercooked crust, but the wetness was grease - kinda like an extreme riff on Pizza Hut.

Dude is a creep

>>8553013
why?

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>>8553013