hey guys. if you got a second I'd appreciate it if you could review my resume and give me any tips/advice you have. Got a career fair tuesday and wednesday. Starting my sophmore year
>>1480771
Move awards to the bottom.
No one gives a shit. They aren't important
You can't be a member of Alcoholics anonymous.
>>1480775
Also - your experience section is not in chronological order.
FFS get it together OP
>TFW have good idea but too scared to tell anyone for fear it would be stolen
What do?
tell me
[spoiler]i have no ambition[/spoiler]
at least i give a shit about the stuff i eat yeah i care about nutrition
your idea prolly sucks
If it's a *really* good idea (i.e. fundamentally new and unique) very few people will agree with you about it. .
People are most ready to accept boring, unambitious, reductive ideas.
You've got an idea for a new, objectively superior kind of nuclear power plant? Go away, you're crazy, it'll never work, you can't do that, who will let you?
You've got an idea to open the 500th pizza place in your city? Go for it anon, it's a great idea, it can't possibly fail, everyone likes pizza!
Hey guys, im from /asp/ and WWE just announced two PPVs in my city this November. Im a NEET and need to get enough money by then to purchase good tickets, what is your advice to make a couple hundred bucks in 3 months?
Cheap kneepads and a fake wig
>>1480691
Boy, isn't it odd that you can't have Aspergers without /asp/?
>>1480698
I can't afford kneepads or wig. Im NEET with $1 in bank account :/
>Want to start a StartUp
>See videos of conventions
>Everyone is just copying each other
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns3U8wy2SPc
Why even try?
>>1480674
Lets make this a rating thread
Rate some of these start ups if you can
>18:15
Grabr seems like a good idea.....for Tyrone
>19:38
PlsPlsMe sounds like shit
>21:15
SelfieApp is complete bs, who let this woman out of the kitchen?
> women starting tech companies
>>1480907
I love this image
Since youtube is going down the drain, should people start shorting google? I mean I know google owns more than youtube, but I think its gonna take a huge hit on it. Will they change the rules or should we act now?
>>1480650
>youtube going down the drain
<citation needed>
>>1480659
Well I wouldn't say its going to end, but they're going to lose so much money without putting ads on most of the videos being put up.
>>1480665
And even if they did, adblock technology makes that ineffective at best.
Which one is better?
Monero to deal drugs, bitcoin for everything else because more support.
>>1480643
bump
Bitcoin is better because you cant buy monero without bitcoin. But Monero is better for drugs. They are both good, depends in what you want to buy
Is accounting a STEM degree?
The same way social engineering is a STEM degree.
I'm only asking cause im doing ROTC and apparently they give you extra shit if you're going for a STEM degree
>>1480613
I doubt it.
Time to buy Monero, third wave is coming.
https://poloniex.com/exchange#btc_xmr
>>1480597
buy now or remain poor
>>1480597
Thanks for the wallpaper OP.
>time to buy monero
I can't yet, I would have to buy btc first then send it to poloniex then trade it for monero.
Do you love your jobs, /biz/?
No, it's pretty bad, but it is the work I was born to do.
Wat do?
I work as a broker for $KNPDS.. Lovin' every minute of it
No but I'm using the money I get and my spare time to work toward a better future
Have trades become a better option than College?
>Can't be outsourced or automated
>Always in demand
>Pays more than most jobs
>Won't be put into debt
Even STEM degrees aren't cutting it anymore
>>1480495
>Even STEM degrees aren't cutting it anymore
Oh yes they are.
>>Can't be outsourced or automated
Low iq borderline highschool-dropouts can replace you though, and there's plenty of those
>Always in demand
So are a lot of things
>Pays more than most jobs
Like which ones? The average tradesman makes less than the average University graduate.
>Won't be put into debt
Ever heard of grants, scholarships, working while in school, paid internships and good starting salaries?
Enjoy your destroyed joints desu
suicide is the only viable option
>don't have to give up on your hopes and dreams
> aren't left in crippling debt.
>don't have to live in constant humiliation and virginity
>may get a chance to slap the shit out of buddah and reincarnate rich
>>1480497
>stem
>wew 40-60k starting
O wait muh computer science 80k starting salaries my oil engine- wait oil is dead RIP 100k starting jobs for that
>highschool dropouts can replace you
implying they have actual work ethic
average is irrelevant, they still pay well
fair point but most millennials are too retarded for any of those
>destroying joints
Enjoy your blood clots, diabetes, and obesity deskjob cuck
you get a 5/10 for me replying
@OP, Trades are a good option you should just examine yourself. Your local area, what you're interested in, your skills etc. If you want to do it, you can't go wrong.
Anon above me is a cuckold connoisseur elitist trying to push the meme he's higher status for having a degree when everyone and their mother is funneled into uni now.
>implying you have social status posting on 4chan
Can someone explain something to me regarding the 3 day rule of unsettled funds?
Let's say I sold some shares on wednsday and now waiting for unsettled funds for 3 days, does the weekend count? or do they only count the business days?
When will my funds actually settle? tuesday or wednsday?
And what is the penalty for selling with unsettled funds? I'm hearing different things like the SEC freezing your account for 90 days or barring you from buying with unsettled funds for 90 days which isn't as bad.
google mother fucker
>>1480460
I did, motherfucker and i'm getting various answers .
If you don't know the answer, why even bother posting? you faggot.
>>1480441
weekend doesnt count in any ones book
How do I convert bitcoins into USD? I heard that you have to pay capital gains tax when you do, is this true?
If so, where does one safely spend bitcoin?
i would suggest that you don't do this.
printing your own money is a federal offense.
>>1480408
if youre trying to imply that bitcoin can't be converted to USD because it was mined out of no where then explain how livestock and food can be sold for USD.
>>1480404
if you're OK with giving uncle sam his share, then just cash out through coinbase, report all taxable events (almost any transaction with bitcoin for non-business users) on your taxes, and you're done and safe in an audit. you also need to record USD value of mined coins, if you do mine/get them for free, at the time they were acquired to calculate the cost basis and report them once they are sold.
If you don't want to report anything to the IRS, I don't have a good answer for you. I'd probably start with btc-e.
>tfw you get nostalgic looking at that XMR growth chart.
>tfw you remember watching the BTC charts in complete awe, but you didn't have the bags to get to the moon with everyone else.
>tfw you know you're not going to miss out this time
>you're gonna hold, and you're gonna make it. you're gonna go to the moon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHHWp7MdHl0
Why do I always miss it?
Can I still buy in?
>>1480397
>He actually thinks the government will allow this to exist
the only reason they let bitcoin exist is because it's traceable and taxable.
>>1480415
not too late yet. It should be up and down for a few days for taking off. I'm dumping my entire paycheck into XMR I just hope it goes through in time for liftoff
If a girl is planning to file for Chapter 7. Had a series of unfortunate events. How can someone maximize immediate money and avoid fraud? How to get credit cards etc?
>>1480316
>avoid fraud?
you're dangerously close to committing it right here.
you can maximize cash by immediately hiring a lawyer and asking them which bills you should stop paying.
>>1480327
By theoretically asking questions? Good thing were anonymous on this website.
>>1480338
Start with google einstein
You cant just stackup 50k in credit debt and file bankruptcy , they go through your finances before allowing it
Alright /biz/, I need an advice. I am a lazy fuck and everything I want from life is a nice flat (2 or 3 rooms), enough weed for me (around 15g a month) and food, so I dont really need much. Cant do body taxing work as my back is a total mess. What would be an easy job (doesnt matter if I need a degree or no) that earns me around 1500 to 2000? Remember, not taxing on the body. Thanks for advice.
Forgot to add, I am from germany and I have Abitur (same as graduating highschool I think, dont know much about the american school system).
finance
Become an engineer and go vegan. Try doing crossfit to fix your back problem