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make some websites bro.

>>1470963
sounds like you need to learn about the magic of dogecoin! for only 12 simple payments of 12.99 I will teach you how to be neet for life.

You just need to get money (the more the better) invest it, and live off the proceeds.

Not into sales but it is my newfound passion to become a salesman.
I am going to start by sales over phone for a company that sells just random stuff other companies give them for selling.

Then I am hopping of finding a whatever job in russia for 1-2 years just so I learn the language, and hopefully after that I can make a career there. The money the circulates in Moscow is crazy. People are newly rich and they spend on anything.

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>>1470917
My pitch.

>wanna buy some sinkers?

*hands anon a metal dick.


LOL. Used to sell windows though.

Made like $2,500 in one sell. Then quit because my bosses were some shady fucking crooks and i dont like lying to people.

Was interesting wesring a tie everyday tho.

I grew up in the oilfield. Nobody wears a fucking tie. Hell, it would probably get u caught up in the power tongs and killed....

I work at my school's fundraising call center. It is not sales but my dad keeps telling me I'm learning sales skills at it and learn good lessons.

I had a few rough nights last week not getting donations, supposed to do 4 asks I was doing 5 or 6 and trying to push commitments out the door.

>>1470885
volunteer your time working at a soup kitchen or something if you feel so shit, there are people worse of than your autistic neet ass

>>1470889
>volunteer your time working at a soup kitchen or something
what are you a faggot? You'll just waste your time when you could be making money in order to truly help people in a realistic and practical manner. Not just drips of water in an ocean.
> there are people worse of than your
Oh my god, you're not just any kind of faggot, you're a gigantic queer. You're a fruitbowl, a real sissy. Holy shit this level of faggotry. You homosexual maniac.

There is nothing worse for a person living in a social world than autism. People have expectations out of you, they expect you to have an acceptable level of cognitive skills. You're living in the real world, you can't act like an animal or an insect. You need to shape this world in a constructive manner, you can't just live in it and pretend you're helping.

Oh sorry you were talking about the chinese, africans, muslims, hobos, mentally insane across the street? Anonymous. Those are not people. They are not considered people and will never be human beings of rights and power. The mentally insane have it better than socially awkward neets because mild autism still isn't considered a mental disease unless it's of a very high grade. In reality a boring, monotonous, stupid, talentless person lacking in imagination and with the expectations of a person - which is forced to work off minimum wage is much worse off than a prisoner or a mentally deranged being. Those creatures are already out of standards and nobody expects anything out of them.
It's like asking an ant to do its' part and help the world. In reality only a being of immense power and intelligence is capable affecting the world in a constructive manner.

>>1470885
You should probably focus on finding something you enjoy and work at it rather than caring what other people think.

buy monero

>>1470894

I could, yeah. The thing is that I'm a newb that doesn't know anything.

study the market trends and develop a tactic to profit off the crypto ecosystem.. i made $3000 from monero in the last week with 1 buttcoin. The wild ride is only getting started

>>1470852
sell your car and ride a bike if you want to save money

just hitting a bump in the road on my scramble for 15k capitol...ditched my old shit red lobster job after paying full cash for my car (3000, 60k kilometers/37k miles) in order to find a factory job but i've fallen into NEETness living off my other 5000 in savings.

Need to make a move, but even losing 5% and 10% makes me cringe some days

Dan Pena, take the hits baby

>>1470852
do you have full insurance?

scrap insurance is like $30 p/m here (if you hit someone they are covered but you are not)

What is your setup, mh/s?
Are you turning a good profit mining?

They're probably waiting to see how many vendors accept it and whether anyone uses it to buy drugs..

>>1470863
I used to get 0.06 btc/24h on average.
Taking out the electricity bill, I gain almost 600€/month
Enough to pay rent and stuff.

Now I just started Monero coins mining.

>>1470845
Change jobs. Theres thousands of jobs out there.

>>1470900
Thousands of jobs out there but I have no idea what to approach

>>1470845

I was in a similar situation without the money. Then I dropped out, got an office job with protection.
I hated that too, so I quit and went to another an another university which seemed a good idea.
It wasn't. I did this "searching for my path" for a few years because I have a fantastic, supportive family.
It took me 7 years to realize that I have to decide what I want to do with my life and no one else can tell me what is the right path for me.
(Redpill: also no one cares)
Sit down and write a list of how do you want to live your weekdays 5-10 years later
Research what do you need to do to achieve that lifestyle and make a step by step plan to get there
All you need is having goals and don't say bullshit lines like "nothing really interests me"
That's not true, you just don't know enough of those things, so you give up easily.
Try out one new thing every week and you will see what do you enjoy, you will be surprised.
Also don't be afraid to change paths, you are extremely young.
If you are 40 and still don't know who you are, then go to some newage two weeks retreat meditation program and start again.

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>>1470782
/pol/ level business lol. If you get caught you will face jail time. Judging by the fact that you are asking biz about how to commit fraud, you will be caught. The end.

>>1470806
Why is it illegal though? I'm not raising charity money or something

>>1470816
"I made this and am selling it"
>didn't make it

This is as simple as I can put it

>>1470778
Jokes on you I don't have any money

Give it back.

my bitcoins are all gone wtf

This is how millionaires are born. Don't stop anon

just keep on making more money anon. its the /biz/ way

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>>1470777
>I wonder how I am competing with my peers

this is the path to madness.

compete with your former self, who you were 1 year ago

>>1470765
What do you honestly expect us to say?

>>1470765
look at the zoning laws. if you can build more upon the site than the house you have, then do a calculation. if the profit you turn is enough after construction cost. if you don't know how to do this, hire an architect, it's their profession..

>>1470768
I looked into adding about 70m2 to the house, but I'm not sure if making this old house more expensive is going to attract more potential buyers.

>>1470767
How about this: I won't expect you to say anything. That work for you?

>>1470732
Do you speak Chinese? :^)

>>1470736
I am from Denmark, and the supplier is from Netherland

>>1470737
You should check their inventory and see what kind of pricing they have, also check out if they enforce minimum pricing.

>>1470683
Buy dow jones 5 years ago
>make 60% a year

>>1470685
oh burn

who is this Dow Jones I keep hearing of? Is he a Welsh shoe salesman?

Show sisters tits on cam.

>>1470615
i no sister no tits :(

>>1470614
buy monero

>>1470504
Do you have a vagina?

>>1470509
Nah, a pretty great willy. However, I'm guessing an entry-level job would mean a female hiring manager -- so perhaps a dick would help.

I used to major in Nursing, and they were always looking for more dudes. Perhaps HR is different, though.

>>1470525
It's a joke of a job. I can't tell you how many "HR Professionals" I've seen who have being a waitress at Applebees listed as their previous work experience.