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Pay Led Zeppelin and the Existing Beatles to do a reunion concert.

I mean...that's... that's what it's all about right /biz/, that and the pussy.

>maybe, when im rich, girls will like me

t. all of /biz/

I'm buying income streams

>>1474900
try r9k

How many jobs have you had? Why were you fired?

>>1474906
Around 10 or 11

Various reasons

>>1474064
I've missed you.
Never leave me again bby.

>>1474064
On mobile, so this will be a bit of a pain to type out.

If you can learn only one word to say and one question to ask, make it the client's name, and make that question "Why?".

People love to fucking talk about themselves; it's human nature. They like to feel important. Knowing somebody's name makes them feel special. People will pay much more attention if you can use their name. Don't do it incessantly, but be sure to pepper it into a conversation.

>Why why?
Why is the most important question you can ask because it lets you find out what will make this person buy.

Pretend you're selling furniture.

>Hi Anon, what can I help you with today?
I'm just looking

>Ah, nice. What were you looking for?
A couch, actually.

>We have a great selection. Why were you in the market for a new one? New house?
I wish. Our dog ruined the last one.

>Oooooh. Mine is rough on the furniture too. What kind do you have?
Two actually. A fuckstick and a whatever.

>Fucksticks are such nice breeds. My friend has one. So why just the new couch?
To be honest, budget, and it's the most beat up.

>Gotcha, so we need to make it match the old furniture, right?
Yeah. That would be nice.

Going to stop it right here and explain in the next post a few things that happened in that made up exchange.

>>1473701
Honestly, everyones going to give you shit but I am almost at the breaking point. I tried opening my own business, lasted 3 years then tanked, then tried restaurants, library assistant which is all right but very low wage, data entry, college researcher. I once had an internship at a College of Pharmacy and loved it. Everyone is saying how college and especially Pharmacy or med school is overpriced bullshit but honestly I can't do math for shit and so I don't know if MBA-Finance is a waste of time for me, maybe I should just go to try to be a Doctor/Pharmacist and use PA as a backup plan.

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>>1473762
It's a noble thing to do, no matter what anyone says, as long as you're doing it for the right reasons. You're paid well enough to where if you're smart about your finances, you'll never have to worry about money. You have many practical skills. Preserving life is an important thing, more important than making apps for smartphones or whatever. I wasn't out of medical school until 25, and people like to say that you "waste" your 20s to become a doctor, but it's not like you just work all day long and fast-forward to 30. You still have a life just like everyone else. It's just that half of them go home to their parents after university and stagnate until they find any job and you go off to medical school. I make about $60,000 annually as a resident, by the way. I'll be making ~$350,000 annually at 30, working 45 hours per week. My debts are fairly low and will be paid off within the next year.

The whole "you waste your 20s and half of the doctors wish they didn't go into medicine at all" thing is bit of a load that only boring people whose parents made them do it fall into. You don't waste time when you become a doctor. You'll never regret becoming a doctor if you chose to do it yourself(unless you picked Internal Medicine). That's ridiculous.

Oh darn, my parents are so ashamed of me being a doctor. They wish I was a construction worker! No girls like me, they wish I was less responsible, made less money and worked in something more menial, damn it! My work is so boring and nobody appreciates me, I wish I went into accounting!

It all sounds ridiculous because it absolutely is. Medical school isn't as hard as everyone thinks it is. You just have to study a lot. That's it, and if you actually wanted to become a doctor, it's not that hard to do.

>>1473803
>I wasn't out of medical school until 25, and people like to say that you "waste" your 20s to become a doctor, but it's not like you just work all day long and fast-forward to 30.
i'm 26 and most likely still have 2 years of a phd left ahead of me. if i graduate, i probably won't be able to find a job to boot just like after finishing my bachelors.

both are in mechanical engineering.

>>1473411
That's actually a good idea.
Make it a "cause coin" like trumps and set aside a portion of the initial supply for some gorilla-related charity.
Then shill it to normies on Harambe meme Facebook pages.

I am so sure this would work that I'd do it myself if I knew how to make a crypto.

I'm making a slack group to make this coin. Post your email if you want an invite. Need graphic artists to design the coin logo.

>>1473499
Are you going to make it a cause coin?
Also, is there a practical way to exchange new cryptos directly for USD? The big bucks will be in getting normies and redditers to buy in.

>>1471207
Your idea doesn't take into account the fact that you are a dull person

Stay suckin

>>1471215
who cares
As long as I don't have to be in a wage-slave office I'm happy

>>1471207
Keep at it bro.

I dont think YouTube is the best platform to make money on. Videos are hard to find. The risks are high. And the ad revenue is low.

But if you've found a winning recipe and make it then it would be awesome. And people will be led to your videos by YouTube strenghtening your position.

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>>1467616

how much do you expect bitcoin to rise in the next decade or so? it's obvious it will go to 6 figures a coin once governments ban cash and whales and citizens want to find away to not get cucked. how do you expect this to play out?

Why is bitcoin better than gold in any way beside not taking up spaces?

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>what is technical analysis?

>>1465757
>"""""technical"""""
>""""""""""analysis""""""""""

>>1465750
>It goes down
>Literally every time

You should get in to shorting.

>>1483291
It may dip in the short term, from a hack or whatever, but over time, analysts predict it will rise to some crazy ass number.

a million dollars per coin, guaranteed

>>1483291
A question that I wonder about is how a stock market downturn will affect bitcoin. Will people pull out of Bitcoin or throw more money into it? Will Bitcoin drop significantly, or will it be short term? I plan on watching the fireworks and learning.

Then sell drugs

>>1483249
You have access to the Internet and ostensibly live in a low cost of living area. Get good at programming or related work and freelance.

>>1483252
the former option seems like a superior alternative

>>1483177
I bought 10 at $9.50

Pretty weak but if it goes to $2-300 which i think is possible i will make a tidy sum which i will plough in to ethereum

>>1483179
>if it goes to $2-300 which i think is possible
Could it really?
How quick?

>>1483184
In a week or so at this rate

>>1483027
Isn't it REUU?
Or REEU?
I've seen both here.

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$Bump for thoughts i put a lot of money in this.

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It's called spoofing/layering it is a very well known technique to trick or "scare" people into selling at a worse price than they would without the spoof order.

>>1482913
This is what i initially though would be the methodology behind the sell walls, but according the aptly named "troll box" on this occasion the method was used to promote the inverse, infact creating a pump of the share price?

That's because the SELL wall is a sign that somebody desperately wants to BUY into the market.

>>1482877
make a decent mud client with inbuilt ads when it starts up

>>1482877

I'll help you if you help me

1. Where did you learn to code?
2. How long did you practice for?
3. So you learned Java?

>>1482877
Custom youtube app that blocks ads, and ask for donations

>>1482869
>pee in water
>???
>profit

kneepads

>>1482869
>start up a pro-immigration organisation
>????
>100 thousand sorosdollars have been transfered to your account