>take out a $100,000 loan
>use it to buy stocks worth $0.01
>wait until it reaches $0.02
>sell and double your money
>pay back loan
>live off the 100K for that year
>do this once every year
Why aren't people doing this? It's so fucking easy.
>>1478913
yeah bro! so easy and works! thats why everyone does it!
>>1478913
>put down house as collateral for 100k loan
>buy literal penny stock
>goes from $0.01 to $0.00
>lose house
>be homeless
you're fucking einstein
>>1478913
>stocks worth $0.01
It's so bloody easy to make money with this thing. All you need is intuition and intelligence.
https://poloniex.com/exchange#btc_gap
low volume coins are a tad risky but thats where alot of pump money can be made
>>1478902
okay, Ill take the plunge. How should I get started with Poloniex and any tips?
>>1478919
get started with 0.3 BTC that way you can spread a little without having to risk a larger investment if shit goes south while at the same time if you hit that magic moment where you can get 500% you'll get a nice return.
I'm looking to live the meme dream by starting my own website company. One thing that I'm not sure of is what i need. Do i need a copyright or business name? legal documents or such? help a webfag out /biz/
>>1478896
Before you think about that, you should be thinking about how are you going to gain popularity and how are you going to produce consistent OC.
>>1478896
>Do i need a copyright or business name? legal documents or such?
How about you start by telling us where you are.
Is this a good resume for a twenty year old NEET who never had a job before?
>>1478818
>skills
>EU Citizenship
Holy shit, might as well off yourself right now.
>>1478818
McDonalds is waiting for you
>>1478822
Should I not list that or something? I thought it would be a huge advantage.
How do I get my site where I post cool pictures to make money
Grow a large audience first
>>1474789
Move it to a Tumblr blog and wait until they roll out monetization later this year.
>>1474834
how
How is it possible to make your first million within 10 years? Assuming you make 50k per year after tax?
AMD stocks
KNPD
>>1474763
You're asking the wrong questions.
My plan how to get rich is just make editable facebook sites with huge amounts of real likes which you could buy for approx. 100 dollars for 10k likes. How can I get likes? I don't want them I just want to sell pages with them.
Anybody knows?
>>1474671
Stream yourself masturbating and offer "private" shows that only people who like you on facebook can watch.
This will only work if you're a cute girl though
>>1474697
I'm just dude in 20s. Any "hacks" how would masses like my page without second thought?
>>1474711
If there was any such thing no one would buy pages with likes.
What's the best way to become a millionaire by age 30, before you start being too old to enjoy the money?
Saving won't work, and most typical careers don't reach higher paying positions at that early of an age.
>>1474645
Start a business.
Good luck boy
Make as much money as you can being a normie wagecuck, then on the night before your 30th birthday put it all on black until you are a millionaire.
by the time you have any impressive amount of money , you will have wasted your life away toiling and slaving and saving.
you are going to die a virgin
and maybe you will be "wealthy" by someones standard.
>you are going to die a virgin
What? If I were to die at 15 years that wouldn't be true
>>1474547
>by the time you have any impressive amount of money , you will have wasted your life away toiling and slaving and saving.
Nigger I'm going into software engineering.
Either I am going to work at Google and make six figures easy or I am going to get a shit job and never be rich anyway.
>you are going to die a virgin
Maybe, but I don't see how that's relevant.
What is it going to take to save this board from r9k
The Corporate Lawyer is in /biz/inessmen, post any questions you have about corporate law or my profession you have, and i'll try to answer them as clearly as I can.
>>1474275
How many of your clients are criminals evading taxes or laundering money?
>>1474275
Are you corporate lawyers, or maybe lawyers in general, actually faithfull to your client? Or are you just selling to the highest bidder?
And i am not talking about specific occasions, rather about what is the "trend".
what did you study before law school?
Hey /biz/ would a needle cleaning company be a good idea?
>main business inspect parks/playgrounds for needles every 7 days
>get paid by city/community in most cases
>when a park/playground/housing development starts our service we put up a sign that says "needle free park" etc
>they can advertise that they use our service
>market value of properties using our service will go up since familys will feel safe to move in
>when we get a couple of parks/apartments and it becomes the norm. those not using our service will be looked at as possibly unsafe
What do you think? It would also have very low business costs probably just a rapevan/website/phone number.
Job is easy to do with metal detectors
What if the druggies return and leave needles again. You'd be tied up maintaining old areas as well as cleaning new areas
>>1474180
>"Yeah, the house isnt great, but at least it was in a needle free zone!"
>"What? That park isnt needle free? I dont trust them."
OP, this idea is stupid as fuck.
so basically... lets be honest.
everything i do ,
no matter what
everything i work for
everything i accomplish
everythign that i thot meant so much this whole time
will one day for me be reduced to absolute nothing and total loss and complete absolute failure ?
how can one cope to realistically justify any of ones actions?
>>1474133
protip 1%ers are immortal
Lol poorfags
When will they learn?
Lol @ mortal fags
My grandaddy left me $600 million to buy immortality when it comes on the market
i became immortal through genetic engineering. only cost a few million dollars, but totally worth it
Just lost all my money, need general frugal tips/schemes to get back on my feet
Stop being a dipshit, stop losing money and read some books.
>>1474100
>spending money on books
I need frugal tips not high roller shit
rice and beans will allow you to live
have a landline and a cellphone? kill the landline
TV? lol nope, kill it, watch everything online
you have the weekends off your job? excellent! get a second job on weekends
eat out? i hope thats code for more rice and beans!
have a forest near you? time to get those foraging skills up! afterall you are pretty tired of rice and beans yes? edible mushrooms and berries must seem mouthwatering by now
drink starbucks? soda/pop? not anymore! lose weight and be frugal by drinking a substance known as wter from now on; forever.
Ask a guy who just left his job to pursue his own small business anything /biz/. Nothing specific to location or names
what kinda business is it
>>1474037
Window cleaning and mobile auto detail. I don't plan on making any more than what I made at my day job, but I'm just trying to make a little money while I go to school and finish my degree
what was your day job?
>tfw got fired from a minimum wageslave job again
Idk I don't think I can do it anymore guys. Fuck working shit tier jobs
>>1474006
What did you get fired for?
>>1474006
Literally an /r9k/-tier post.
>>1474011
This