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Look for jobs in your local area. Browse online job boards, local company websites, even craigslist. Apply for anything you feel remotely qualified for.. or get qualified in your free time.

>>1565892
IT certifications. CCNA, microsoft bullshit, comptia bullshit. Apply to a billion help desk jobs and luckbox one of them, get certified while you work there.

military. Lets face it you lack discipline. You deserve to have someone screaming in your face 24/7 for your paycheck. Hopefully you qualify for a position in the military that has use when you get out: mechanic, chef.

Google: carpenter <zip code>

Wow such magic

Find someone local on Etsy making something similar

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>>1565765
if you take risks
you will always work for someone who doesn't
*ftfy

>>1565733
>brilliant
when you get his job can I have your old job?

>>1565733
Lmao good post

>>1565733

What's despicable is that you're not only sabotaging this guy (which is maybe justifiable), you're also sabotaging the company.

>>1565705
Who dat qt in the pic, op?

>>1565705
Six hours of work for 8 hrs of pay. Don't show up to work drunk to often. But I'm always nursing s hangover. Drunk like 2 days a week. Used to drink at work sometimes, but cut that out

>>1565705
I do actual work every single day. About 8 and one half hours daily. Salary, so nothing really matters.

I don't drink alcohol at all. I consume massive amounts of fruit juice, though, and I work 2-3 days each week after sleeping only 3-4 hours.

I occasionally take a nap during my lunch break.

This is a classic dilemma

> reorganization
> they want me to do a whole bunch of different things I maybe can't even do

What it comes down to is: $

If a job is gonna change everything and expect you to do different shit, than that job should pay you more, or at least have potential for a bunch more money in the immediate future.

But if your job market is great you can also jump ship.

>>1565701

If you've got a big thirst, and you're gay....

>>1565701
If you're planning on quitting anyway, why not give it a try and see it you can do it? The worst thing that will happen is that you'll get fired. Although it will very likely not come to that because you need to fuck up pretty badly to be fired for incompetence. What's more likely to happen is that you're going to go through some growing pains and you'll get yelled at a lot in the beginning until you learn the ropes through trial and error.

Probably a meme. I'm not a CS or anything but I did take some coding in college. I took 'Introduction to Python and MATLAB.' It started with "Hello World" and ended with doing some pretty complex mathematics and algorithms. The normies that go to these bootcamps generally don't like heavy math. Take some of the free courses at MIT Opencourseware and see if you like actual CS before wasting money at a bootcamp

Friend of a friend did it.

I think he did a year of hardcore courses and then immediately got a job paying $60k a year.

So I think it's legit if you work hard.

>>1565602

A friend of mine did a 5 month bootcamp with zero experience and afterwards was immediately hired by Google.

She was a she though and tech companies hire any female coder regardless of skill.

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marketing is completely natural

>>1565601
b-but how will people know they want to buy a product of I don't tell them they need it?

You'll never be forced to absorb information or look at something.

if thats really hill dog im actually impressed

>>1565612
She looked pretty good before she sold her soul to the devil.

>>1565638
I wouldn't say really good. Okay though.

>>1565559
VIX and VXX both up at least 3% and the markets aren't even open yet. The selloff happens soon lads.

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THAT WAS THE BIGGEST MARKET DROP IN HISTORY GUIZE! DID YOU SEE IT HAPPENING?

You can't afford $5?

Host it from your computer or go to a free website generator like weebly.

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>>1565540
fuckin heroku, redshift.
u can even host on github if its a bareass bones static html site.

>>1565536
Try the restaurant business or become an office assistant

>>1565572
Restaurant would be just as bad as retail no?

Office assistant sounds ideal. Is it possible to do that part-time? How should I search?

>>1565621
Be a dishwaaher, not a "my salary is 90% tips" waiter. Ezpz mode until you realize how bad your standing form is and how much your knees down hurt.

once it stops being a worthless company backed by the healthy living meme

>>1565516
Millions of people retard, it's worthless yet they have nearly a billion in cash.

Fucking derp

>>1565557
Here's an anecdote.
My sister's boyfriend in a franchisee at a large department store. He says that by far the item that they get the most returns from are fitbits, because they're broken or just because it's within the refund period. He also says nearly everyone exchange it for cash or store credit, not a replacement.

Fitbit had a lot of hype when it IPO'd, but now the interest is dwindling and they have a lot of competitors. The price is probably where it should be, don't expect a rise back to what it went public at unless you have some kind of insider information.

>>1565501
There's state income tax, federal income tax, property tax, etc. More than just what comes out of your paycheck. Go to a CPA and have them figure out what you need to pay. Worth the money my man.

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I don't understand this at all


If I made 50k this year
They took 15k+ in income taxes

Why would I have to pay anything additional? They take 1500 a month in taxes from each pay period...

>>1565535
>Why?
To fund infrastructure, health care, social security, defense and international security, safety net programs, and interest on national debt.

No, it's not, wait until legalization.

PUMP
AND
DUMP

LEGALIZATION ISNT GOING TO DO SHIT ALL

>>1565511

Except AGS is underpriced.

>Revenue generating app that generated $180K upon release.

>Vertical grow portfolios

>Lights just won best in show in grow competition.

>Ongoing deals with 4 other grow companies in the works.


But ok, please do continue listening to the shorter.

Where is that and how do I make money there?

looks like PH.. any good?

>>1565436
buy corn for 5 pesos, sell for 20
>>1565437
Yep