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>>1569530
private security stuff, getting into the real shit.
Office jobs are lame

I wouldn't have turned down the blowjob in exchange for a dream opportunity presented to me. I was cocky enough to think that I could do it on my own, but that's not how the world works unfortunately.

Lost a few years of potential career progress because I was afraid to suck some fags dick.

Data science, no fucking doubt.
>not doing 125k straight outta school

probably law at an investment bank tbqh

>>1569517
neither are red bulled

>>1569517

I was a lawyer for 3 years at Cravath and it was horrible. I barely escaped with my sanity.

>>1569455
And what can I buy with this"$" I get? Can I use them to pay for my groceries? My rent? New PC components?

>>1569458
yes, you can trade money for goods or services

>Selling personal information for chump change
You are a fucking dumbass.
The only people stupider are the ones who do unpaid "personality / what character are you tests".

>>1569453
That may have worked in the 80s, but now it would probably get you $7/hr at best

>>1569453
good luck with that, you will be hard pressed to find any silver

most banks have coins shipped directly from the fed, all the silver has been pulled

you'll have to find a teller who just happens to have silver coins that someone turned in that day

don't waste your time with this bullshit

>>1569453
use your money to buy a dictionary so you can look up the word "passive"

>>1569425
/thread

>>1569428
>>1569425
then why does this board even exist

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>>1569425
this desu nig

>>1569386

If you think you can sell, try selling cars. Good money in it. Even if you hate it, just stick it out and make enough to move on.

become the new Subway spokesman

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>>1569386
wut u mean "pimple" and the magical racist algo didn't make u rich!?!?

gee wiz...


maybe you should keep asking for advice from the same people!

my net worth is mainly in btc so im ready

>>1569370
>finishes quantum computer

>>1569338
It's low risk.

>>1569345
If I put all the expenses in that I've passed over, and put some money away to account for repairs, vacancies, and deadbeat tenants, my guess would be that the return is effectively 0%. I don't know where you get "low risk" from. I don't invest in perfect scenarios.

>>1569350
Might even be negative return if I really put the work into the spreadsheet.

you should at least invest her money and give her 2% returns instead of the .001 % she gets from banks.. and keep the profits

Help your mom don't be a bad son

>parents have a lower net worth because of OP being a shitty child for no reason
>comes back to bite him when his inheritance is half what it could be and his broke old parents are always haggling him for change and giving his kids shitty gifts because lolnomoney

well played OP ;)

It's the only way to do it to not have neighbouring reds/blacks

>>1569299

What? There already are neighboring reds and blacks.

>>1569299

10 and 11

18 and 19

28 and 29

>>1569139
It's true for certain things, but even then, the statement is general enough to try and force itself into very specific things not dislike horoscopes.

>>1569139

True most of the time. The thing is the only way you can rise above the average crowd is if you go the additional 20%.
Of course some dumb workes and mechanics can build a car but if you want a brand quality car you gotta do the extra work

>>1569139
I buy a business that makes $10k per month and requires 100 hours per month of work.

client group 1 takes 80 hours of work and pays $2k.

client group 2 takes 20 hours of work and pays $8k.

do I continue to work 100 hours per week to make $10k or do I dump the $2k that takes 80% of my time and go after more of the most lucrative clients?

Given limited time for work and unlimited clients from each group, why would I do the lower paying jobs?

I'm much better off dumping the lower paying work and going after more of the higher paying stuff. In fact you've got a financial duty to not work for the clients that pay the least.

>>1569117
Tell him to livestream it, I'll pay if shes hot

>>1569117

is called a peep show, and it's as old as Ellie Cresswell

>>1569117
How much for a ticket?

>>1569098

A bunch of fat boomers and old hags in suits

>>1569101
This

>>1569098
that pic is a vintage porn movie introduction. called Orgy on Wall St.

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http://www.marketwatch.com/story/jim-cramer-doesnt-beat-the-market-2016-05-13

buddy it's JIM CRAMER do you even realize who you're talking about it's JIM CRAMER why would JIM CRAMER get paid to shill when JIM CRAMER knows things about the stock market that JIM CRAMER has picked up through his years of experience?

>>1569057
Always do the opposite of Jim Cramer

>>1569042
What do you like to work at?

>>1569042
accounting is only boring imo if you arent interested (like everything, but you cant brute force yourself to like accounting)

>>1569042
If you like the smell of piss and ass, paper work, angry doctors, angry patients, and being on your feet all day for close to nothing be a nurse.
If you want a cushy job handling other people's money while making a good amount on your own be an accountant.