Climbing the corporate ladder

>>1565733
>brilliant
when you get his job can I have your old job?

>>1565733
Lmao good post

>>1565733

What's despicable is that you're not only sabotaging this guy (which is maybe justifiable), you're also sabotaging the company.

>>1565733
you must be a democrat

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>>1565733
Absolutely D I A B O L I C A L

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>>1565733
>yfw he claims that there's no way his data entry is wrong and someone must have tampered with it
>yfw your boss remembers that you've been filing overtime excessively around the time your coworkers data entry starts being incorrect
>yfw your boss puts two and two together and fires your ass

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>>1565733
L U C I F E R I A N M A N O E U V R E S

>>1565751
Yfw based op has plausible deniability

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>>1565733
>log onto his computer

Do you know his password or are you logging in with your information then messing with his stuff?

>>1565751
Plausible deniability, my friend. I've been getting my work done on time and have been getting a little extra in to justify the overtime. If boss man really has the gall to accuse me of sabotaging my coworker, I'll take it to HR and threaten litigation.

This guy is a loser and nobody likes him anyway. Since I started fucking with him he's gradually started losing his shit. He even accused another person of tampering with his things and got in an argument. And the department manager has been on his ass for a week now because of an overdue report that "disappeared". Luckily I volunteered my help and I can feel like I'm about to move up judging from the good vibes I am getting from others in the office.

>>1565761
Every computer's password is the same in our department to make it easy for any employee to take over or retrieve information for an absent colleague.

>>1565762
Op are you the same fucker who makes /GYM BULLY/ threads on /fit/?

I want to be a student of a /real life bully/.

Can you help give me some expert tips?

>>1565762
You can't ever let this man find out what you've done. Godspeed.

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>>1565764

lol my company not only has a seperate password for each user we have 2 factor authentication with our phones. It's overkill and a pain in the ass.

My boss says it's for PCI complience or some shit. What does that even mean and why does it matter?

>>1565782
It's because you work with credit card information dumbass. This is your boss, come straight to my office when you get to work tomorrow. Did you think I wouldn't see this?

>>1565786

We don't work with credit cards tho.

>>1565791
PCI compliance stands for Payment Card Industry compliance.

>https://www.pcicomplianceguide.org/pci-faqs-2/

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>>1565786
>>1565782
your boss doesn't even know what you guys do. sucks man

Please teach me to get ahead in the workplace

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>>1565762
You're an absolute disgrace to mankind. You are bad, and you know you're bad, and you try to rationalize your actions and find moral support from other shitheads like you by making this thread.

>>1565733
I hope you find the peace you seek in wealth and status.

As a mark is not set up for the sake of missing the aim, so neither does the nature of evil exist in the world.

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>>1565733
One of these days you're going to fuck with the wrong person and get screwed over.

Is there no CCTV in your office whatsoever?

Kek.

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>>1565733
Gl in prison OP

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>>1565733
>start dating my supervisors daughter
>she's flaky af
>hit it
>quit it
>2 days later supervisor blows his shit and quits
>take his job
>start supervising the new me
>1 month later general manager refuses to bump my pay
>quit
>2 weeks later the board fires him
>office moves closer to new general manager
>everyone else lost their jobs too

>>1565733
If this is true, you're an impulsive idiot and will almost certainly be caught later due to arrogance.

The best part is that you genuinely won't see it coming.

You must work for Wells Fargo.

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>>1565733
>>1565762

Why cant people just be nice?

>>1565762
The best part about this post is, you genuinely have no idea how cringeworthy it is.

>>1566333
Says the guy who will never be promoted. You have to be cutthroat to make it in the business world.

>>1566355
But doing it in such an idiotic, over the top way will just ensure that he gets caught sooner rather than later, at which point everyone will just see him as a sociopath (which he probably is if he's being sincere) and he'll be kicked out the company instantly, with his career permanently fucked due to his laughable narcissism.

>>1566102
He just has to avoid being caught before getting promoted. Even if he is caught, he can probably pay off whoever catches him and, thus, win a new partner-in-crime.

Society is, and always will be, hopelessly corrupt at every level behind the scenes.

>>1565762
You're a fag

>>1566409
>He just has to avoid being caught before getting promoted.

This won't make any difference. If he's the kind of person to do the shit that he described in the OP, odds are Maori of his co-workers are getting an 'off' vibe from him, and once he (inevitably) abandons his constraints after being promoted, all doubt will be removed.

>Even if he is caught, he can probably pay off whoever catches him and, thus, win a new partner-in-crime.

Unless he's in Russia/some third world shithole, no. He's fucked after attempting that.

>Society is, and always will be, hopelessly corrupt at every level behind the scenes.

This at least is true, but not because of cringey subhumans like OP who think moving office utensils makes them Sun Tzu.

>>1566430
*most not Maori, what the fuck

>>1566409
>win a new partner in crime

Assuming he lives in the First World, the people in his office aren't fucking sociopaths 99% of the time, especially if it's a normal job and not something on Wall Street at some megabank

And either way, I wouldn't want to get involved or associate myself with a sociopath because I'm not a sociopath and neither is 99% of society.

Evidently OP's mom never hugged him enough

>>1566455
>Assuming he lives in the First World, the people in his office aren't fucking sociopaths 99% of the time,

And even if some of them WERE sociopaths, there's nothing to be gained from not turning him in, since he would very obviously become a threat later.

I can't wait until this guy snaps and blows OP's brains out during an office rampage.

>>1566569
That would never happen because op is lying. I bet that fucker doesn't even have a job.

>>1566630
The most intelligent post thus far...

>>1566088
> mlp, how to screenshot, male feminism
Underrated post... top kek

>>1565733
Very nice work op, well done. I wish I could say the same for myself.

>>1566808
>https://imgur.com/5H0m4t8
Uploaded December 20th.

>>1565742
a jewish one
>>1566333
trips man is right you know

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>>1565764
What do you work in a barn?
What kinda company has such a shit security policy?

What the fuck?

>>1565733
you are a fucking monster bro. if you dont feel guilty you probably are a personality disorder. good thing is, since you already stole shit from other people if he get fired and sue the company and then your boss call the police to investigate the matter you will probably get in trouble.

>>1567460
i thought jew were more educated and had better morals. i guess the word of mouth wins again.

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Holy shit, kill yourself