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>>2309939
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If this is a real question.

She is just probably sees a bug (or thinks she does) and might be watching it. My old car would sit for half a hour just staring at a random little spider that wandered in. If it moved or I did she would chirp.

>>2309851
she usually has her eyes closed.

>>2309840
horny maybe

Tell them you're a registered sex offender.

>>2309819

I've seen The Hunt and I would rather not.

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>>2309817
record the trespassing and sue their parents

>>2309802
We have these in arkansas. They're sweet gum tree seeds and they are literally worse than legos to step on with bare feet.

>>2309806
Why the fuck would you be running outside with bare feet?

Oh right, Arkansas.

>>2309384
#justwhitetrashthings

>>2309384
Very very fucked

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>>2309384
Fucked beyond imagination.

Those breeds need a lot of exercise and brain stimulation.

My wife and I have sex regardless of whether the dogs are watching, yes.

Plus sometimes you gotta show those furniggers who the "top dog " is ya dig

>having sex
absolutely degenerate

Yeah.
At a distance.
That nose is really fucking cold.

>>2309077
Why not just build a dog house and let the dog roam free in the backyard?

How about instead of imprisoning your dog for several hours a day you instead train them to behave properly so you don't have to worry?

>>2309099
Isn't the inside of a house also imprisoning your dog?

Because birds that don't start out fully functional focus on getting to adult size as quickly and efficiently as possible.
Also this might come as a surprise, but baby animals aren't catered to be cute to humans.

God made them that way

formula for baby cute is all adult functions in smaller package. Blind kittens are ugly. Fuzzy stage rat pups are cute. Human newborns are the ugliest of them all, but freely running and talking toddlers are cute. Running around trying to fly (visually fully functioning - with all the flight feathers) fledglings are cute.

>>2308537
becuse u r an niger lol

is that your dog in the gif? looks like a corgie

>>2311350
yes thats his dog

First breed that came to mind was a German short-haired pointer.

Eager to please, athletic, loyal, and a short, low maintenance coat. They're also great hunting companions, if you're in to that

>>2308026
Not bad. Defiantly aesthetic. Wow tolerant are they to the cold and wet?

>already has dogs you no longer want
>wants a huge dog
>but doesn't want to commit when they don't want it anymore

You can just not have a dog.

>>2307069
An undercoat rake. Not a furminator.

>>2307086
I have one but it doesn't pull out much fur when I use it.

I use a deshedding blade on my golden retriever and it is amazing. He doesn't shed much but it's crazy how much hair is hiding in his undercoat

>>2295182
Post the rest.

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>>2295182
OC coming through. No one ever laughed at this but hey maybe now is my time to shine

Cat has a higher survival chance with you as its guardian. You never know if they will find a good family for him/her in the shelter.
Also if cat food is a bit too expensive, feed it meat from the table/kitchen. scraps etc.

>>2311116
Well the other problem I have beyond the vet bills and stuff is my apartments don't allow pets unless it's like, a medical thing. I guess I better start calling people and asking around.

If I could, I'd keep him, he's a nice cat and affectionate as hell, his farts are fucking awful though

>>2311116
t. Cat Hoarder

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>pretty much any stupid fucking regular person gets any dog at all, regardless of price
>"Neuter her? I can't afford that!"
>"He doesn't need all those vaccines. They're too expensive."

Bonus points if

>"all of these dog foods are so expensive! I'll just feed it the absolute cheapest sawdust and dirt formula store brand food I can find!"
>"he's too hyper so we just have to keep him outside so he doesn't ruin the house"
Small dogs edition:
>>>>>>>>...indoor "pee pads"
>mfw

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>>2310920
Had a dog that used to be abused. We believe she was a terrier-"fluffy" dog mix lived with us in a flat(apartment). She used to live with my sister after she saved pebbles(the dog) from her abusive tenants. She only pooped when we took her out like twice a day(she flat/apartment). When she did make "accidents" in the house the poor thing would hide until we removed her "sin". I was a child and my parents decided to go with my wishes. I'd never bother now putting an animal through the unconventional blah blah. Though the dog was always no problem.
I'm just wondering because like every person with a backyard has dogs and they don't seem to have any of these meme problems. Is america just retarded? I'm guessing your nationality

I can beat everyone. Ex-boss's on/off wife got rid of two Siamese cats because they didn't match their new furniture. Her old furniture was 'asian styled' and her new ones were 'french styled'.

Between the both of them, in a span of four years they got and got rid of
>Two cats
>Their old, sweet pitbull that was the husband's. Husband went on a heroin binge somewhere, wife took the kids and two of their three dogs. Wife left the dog with no food or water for three days until she told us she left the dog there because 'it want her responsibility'. When husband came back they made hell about getting their 'precious dog' back but the people(it was either a shelter or their friends I forgot) refused.
>Mini poodle(also very sweet and behaved but he growled ONCE at her then 9 year old who was swinging him around and said he had to go)
>Some shit tzu mix who was the sweetest thing(she gave him to the lady who she gave the poodle too and even she said "I don't know why I did that. I just said 'oh you can have this one too')
>Four baby red eared sliders they got from a guy selling them on the street(her 10 year old got salmonella. I rehomed her turtles to someone else with a 300 gal turtle tank and when I saw their current tank it was 5 gallons , no filter, no land, no heater and the turtle shells were rotting)
>Puppy store 'goldendoodle' which she returned before she even left the parking lot because 'his penis was hanging out, infected and smelled horrible'.
>Traded it for a German Shepherd puppy who lived in a 4x4ft yard then 'ran away' two years later after it attacked too many people
>A rabbit
>Two guinea pigs
>Tegu
>Burmese python
>Pitbull/maybe pitbull mix was repossessed by the rescue they adopted from after they found out about the first pitbull
>Scarlet macaw (I hadn't seen her brought to work in awhile and no one had been mentioning her, so I asked. He said she was fine at home and a friend of his had been next to us said "I thought you got rid of him?"

So his story is his mom gave birth, but the mom was not taking care of the babies. I was told by some people they believed a baby was stuck in the canal and mom got shocked from it and died. Other people say the kittens died from illness and then the mom rejected the rest. Others say they just spayed the mom and assumed someone would take care of the kittens after mom wouldn't produce milk due to the spay. I have no fucking clue which story is right or wrong.

Anyway I was contacted after every other kitten died because they couldn't find a foster. I was told the options were to foster the kitten or euthanize it. At the time he looked healthy and strong and still had an umbilical cord so I said fuck it. May as well give it a fighting chance, even if it's mortality rate is very high. At the very least if he dies overnight it would be quick and on a weekend. But hopefully he won't die.

Find a cat momma to adopt it.
I tried to bottle feed newborns too. they all dued. ones i found furry moms for grew to adults

>>2310886
Yeah I asked around and couldnt find any momma cats. As sick as it is, the shelter used to have this semi feral cat that had babies, and after those babies were weaned we plopped orphan babies on her and kept doing that for months. She just kept producing milk. And once she didn't, she was euthanized for being feral.

I'm going to be pissed if I found out they spayed a healthy mom to save some cash and then begged me to take care of the last baby.