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do you let your dogbro watch you have sex?

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do you let your dogbro watch you have sex?
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My wife and I have sex regardless of whether the dogs are watching, yes.

Plus sometimes you gotta show those furniggers who the "top dog " is ya dig
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>having sex
absolutely degenerate
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Yeah.
At a distance.
That nose is really fucking cold.
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That's implying anons have sex :^)
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No because he is a goddamn mama's boy and gets iffy of guys when I spend time with them. If he's in the room he nips at their hands and barks at them
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>>2309309
Kill yourself slut
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>>2309309
Maybe he thinks he's protecting you.
You gotta admit, to a dog it probably looks like you are being attacked.
Unless of course you only have sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.
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>cat is old and has arthritis so I get a box and put it by the bed so she can climb up to sleep with me
>in the middle of giving amazing BJ
>look up
>cat is sitting on the box, less than a foot away from my face, only her eyes and ears visible over the side of the bed
>staring at me unblinking with dead eyes
>watches me until I finish without moving
Now she gets put in the living room beforehand.
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>>2309349
>to a dog it probably looks like you are being attacked.
are you retarded?
dogs know sex when they see (and not to mention SMELL it)

you are literal retard. please dont get a dog
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>>2309395
You have a serious problem, man
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>>2309310
>>2309395
>t. basement-dwelling 43 year old
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>>2309310
>>2309395
Go lose your virginity to a hooker so maybe you'll be a little less of a miserable bastard. Or we could just neuter you, works for male dogs so hey, worth a shot bud. Good luck

>>2309349
It's likely the thought that he's protecting me. He isn't crazy about men coming over (likely due to my dad and brother mistreating him when he was young) then typically warms up pretty quickly. But if they're touchy or we fuck then he hates them and is a little shithead the whole time. He literally acts like a toddler who doesn't like their mom's new boyfriend. It took him ages to not be incredibly standoffish to my ex and try to literally push him off of the bed
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>>2309376
Fuck off faggot.
Apparently you've never even had sex.
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>>2309213
My homeboard is /r9k/.
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>>2309213
>Middle of a shag
>cold nose on ass
>wtf.jpg
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>>2309451
Been there.
It's pretty fucked up
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>>2309395
I'm a man. Nice projecting, though.
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he has to see me to fuck me right lmao
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Let it happen once. My silly mutt walks in, watches for a moment, and plopped down with an audible sigh. Then he just makes loud huffs/sighs like we're bothering him, with the occasional sneeze or grunt. Then as soon as we're done he walks out and goes back to business. So I just close the door now.
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>>2309309
>>2309411
Lmao slag
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>>2309309
Women who fuck their own dogs are fucking disgusting.
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>>2309395
/r9k/ pls go
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no but my cat watches
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>>2309411
Kill yourself slut.

Just remember you do it for free :^).
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>>2311342
>Just remember you do it for free :^).
This may be a foreign concept to you, but it's called being in a relationship with someone
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>>2311342

>criticizing women for *not* being prostitutes

That's a new one, I'll admit.
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>>2309623
>makin' sure you youngsters don't do nothin' suspicious
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>>2311458
all women in the world are prostitutes.
Some just prefer a barter economy where 1 evening at Olive Gardens = dipping the breadstick

Doing the math, girlfriends/wives are the most expensive prostitutes on earth on average.

The risk of divorce / child support in addition to all the food, gasoline, clothes and everything else guarantees that they give the worst returns.
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>>2311541
we /r9k/ now

get laid, robot
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>>2311541
lmao
grapes as sour indeed
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>>2311541
>being this butthurt over your own unfuckability
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>>2309213
>extreme heat
>only cooler place is my room
>dog wants to stay in it all the time
>haven't fapped in days
DEAR FUCKING GOD WHAT DO I DO?
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>>2311588
>DEAR FUCKING GOD WHAT DO I DO?
Um, not jerk off?
Helpless fucking man children and their "problems".
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>>2311595
It has been days you heartless bastard. Either you are a woman or a cuck that got his balls cut off.
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>>2311598
>it has been days
Big fucking deal.
I guess a little self control is just too much for you.
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>>2311602
It is for anyone who isn't a numale without testosterone or a roastie.
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>>2311605
Sure, because every real man needs to jerk off every 2-3 days or their balls blow up.
Protip=stop watching porn, and touching yourself so much.
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>>2311608
They do, it's how the normal male libido works, you'd know that if you had balls.

If you don't know what you're talking about, and you clearly don't, then shut the fuck up, you're just embarrassing yourself.
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>>2311612
>embarrassing yourself
Not being able to go a full week without self gratification is not only embarrassing, but your lack of will power shows how weak of a person you actually are.
But keep telling yourself I don't know what I'm talking about, you're completely normal spanky.
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>>2311617
>she thinks fapping is about self-gratification
I didn't knew women were that ignorant over how male libido works. Male libido isn't about just self gratification you stupid bitch it's about the work of hormones in the brain. Any male with normal testosterone levels that goes over a few days without it experiences increased irritability, increased skin oiliness, anxiety and lack of focus.

You either never had to deal with a real men in your life or you got cheated left and right by the ones you had.
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>>2311612
how do servants of god go a lifetime without chanelling their carnal desires then
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>>2311620
They don't.
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>>2311619
You are honestly trying to argue the point that a man has to masterbate every 2-3 days or it is harmful to their health.
Just think about that for a minute.
At this point I don't even have to do anything, just keep talking spanky.
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>gf locks the bathroom while she showers
>think it's because she's taking nudes or something and doesn't want me to know
>ask her about it
>"I do it because the dog"
>call bullshit
>she insists it's true
>call her bullshit again
>"fine, watch"
>she showers and leave the bathroom door unlocked
>dog lays next to door and occasionally whines
>tries pushing the door open
>he stands up against the door and FUCKING OPENS IT
>walks in
>sticks his face in the shower and barks excitedly
>licks her legs/the floor
>she pulls back the curtain and gives me the biggest "I've told you so" look ever

welp
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>>2311626
>2~3 days
Never said it was only that time
>harmful to their health
Reduces prostate cancer chance by a fuck lot.

You talking or not makes absolutely no difference since no actual information or argument is being posted. You're just a dumb ignorant bitch that's unable to shut the fuck up when you don't have anything of value to add to the situation.
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>>2311633
>i-i never said it was 2-3days exactly
>doesn't matter you have nothing to say
>more projections
Damn spanky, I would say get ahold of yourself, but I'm sure you've got that covered already.
One day when you grow up you might finally be able to leave it alone,until then don't assume it's normal behavior just because you haven't been able to stop pulling your cock since you found out you can do more than piss out the little thing.
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>>2311636
I see you still have zero arguments roastie.
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>>2311639
Not for a numale cunt addicted to touching themselves. I would link a source for excessive masterbation being unhealthy, but frankly I don't care enough about what you think to make it worth seeing on my search history.
How about this, I agree to disagree, and you go rub one out to the sweet thought that you just got one over on a roastie on the internet.
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>>2311644
>>2311636
>what happens when the only members of the opposite sex you interact with are spayed or neutered

>>2311588
jerk off anyway you pussy
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>>2311644
Of course you would which is why you haven't done so far. For every "trustable" source you posted I could post another one showing how masturbation is healthy and good for males.

No wonder why men don't trust their bitches, you can't see a finger past your nose. Have fun knowing that if your man doesn't spend his libido daily on you he's doing on someone else.
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>>2311646
>t. furry in denial
I can make projections too
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>>2311651
And just when I think you can't spew out more retarded shit you keep talking, furries are some of the most unapologetic fetishists out there, none of them are in denial you brainless hole.
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>>2311650
Damn spanky, I thought we were done here.
But there you are, typing away with one hand.
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>>2311646
I see my dog like a child I can't fap with her on the room.
>>2311654
You think I'd be wasting my precious time with you if I could fap right now? You're dumber than I thought.
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>>2309213

Definitely can't fap if the cat is watching.
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>>2311653
>implying there aren't tons of closet furfags out there "I-I ONLY FAP TO THE PORN I-I DON'T DRESS IN A SUIT THAT MEANS I-I'M NOT F-FURRY RIGHT GUYS"

just go to /tg/ for a bit
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>>2311588
aim for the dog
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>>2311588
Honestly excessive jacking off isn't good for you, you should be thanking your dog. Get a hobby to fill up some of that time
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