Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 6860. page

>>15351266
Try to do a pause of five minutes every 20-30 minutes or so.

>>15351266

lol 150 pages in a day?

It takes me at least 3 minutes to read a page. That's 450 minutes or 7.5 hours. It would never happen.

Reading everything never helps anyway.

>>15351270
>3 minutes to read a page
What the fuck? How did you get into college

Hey Greg.

Do you think it's bad to show weakness to a girl? Not all the time, of course.

>>15343656
Depends on what weakness.

>>15343660
I suppose things like making mistakes, clumsiness or admitting you didn't mean to do something.

>>15324261
>nothing will never be the same
>loose
>ugly
>saggy

All of that is complete horseshit and you need to stop looking at retarded websites.

>>15324275
Literally every article that is forthright says that vaginas are permanently changed. There will be tearing which will result in scar tissue. The tightness will never come back even with a lot of kegels.

I have given birth twice vaginally. Immediately after birth and for longer than six weeks you are kind of blown out the frame. But you do kegels religiously and as far as muscle rigidity and performance you return to normal or even better than normal due to knew knowledge of your pelvic floor. I believe I can confidently say that because I purchased a medical set of pelvic weights prior to the event to be used after because I am the sort of weirdo who wants to objectively know if it is back to normal. But in action I can also crank the cum right out of the husband so that is good too. He maybe is just being nice but says all is great. Glad I had the measurements as well.

Visually is the only discernable difference. Obviously I am also the sick fuck who spent a lot if time looking at it in a mirror so I am very familiar with the subtleties. It looks very much the same, not ugly now. But the area where the hymen was and entrance of th vaginal area looks folded differently. Not inherently worse or better but different. My husband does not see a difference but again could be being nice. I see a difference but nothing serious.

But seriously 3mos post birth that shit is fucked. Give it time to come around. My first child was born face up which often cannot be birthed vaginally and the doctor didn't notice so I ripped mightily. Looked so fucking horrifying but turned out okay. And I pissed when I sneezed for weeks but kegels fixed it.

So if vaginal woes are worrying you, don't fret. Everything goes back to if not the exact same normal another perfectly great normal with kegels. It really is the last consideration you should have when it comes to parenthood.

My asshole though has never been the same! Poor asshole.

I probably wouldn't even be friends with you if I had to drive you around like we're still in highschool. I understand you don't need one if you have good public transport or live in a super small town, but most people will think less of you and think you're lazy. You're also missing out on road trips and that's something you'd never get to do with your girl.

>>15312628

>why are they so picky

m8 you don't have a car there are guys that have everything you have and a car too

>>15312628
because not having a car significantly limits your ability to do things. You can't go get food whenever you want to, you can't go to places without planning it advance. Women are picky as fuck man, but not having a car, unless you're EU sucks pretty bad.

I literally can't even comprehend how you can type that whole post out and not realize how fucking stupid you are

>>15313265
>she likes MGS3

No one likes that game, though.

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>cool.jpg

stopped reading

nothing in life is all or nothing.

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>>15310426
"ideal" is not one but in most cases some people achieve it. In wanting to be rich, there is a level when you are 1% and therefore objectively rich. Same with looks

>>15310423
you do it to keep your self-confidence from stagnating, you need to just improve yourself so that you can leave the house and interact with people confidently. as you get older, you'll realize that perfection is all a fraud, the guys do too. so don't worry about it.

Therapy. Also you are not a special snowflake that has some mental issues that make you special, or whatever. You have just fooled yourself into this way of being, whether as an excuse to not deal with others or to mask your rejection because you probably are a legit nice guy.

Therapy.

Narcissism.

You obsess over how to behave in a situation and that nothing feels real because you're living under an assumed identity.

>>15299211
>an excuse to not deal with others

May be this was the case back then, but now I need and desperately want to deal with others.

>>15292186
Goddamn, looks like somebody cloned my ex. Odd. She has been depressed for 2 years too, and got pretty much attached to me soon. Anyway i am a male and i can relate with you until the "genuine happiness" line so i can tell you (probably) what happened to the other side of the barricade. You are not going to like it though. Interested?

>>15292186
why don't you do what most women do?
go to gym, work on your ass, become a slut, fuck people and feel powerful because of vaginal manipulation?

>>15292186
>several seenzones on FB

Uhh, what the hell is a seenzone?

watch a fucking bunch of lesbian porn.

They know what to do and so will you after observing.

>>15285509
maleanon here. Not what you were after, but i can share some insight:

- Find the clitoris, if you don't know about it
- Some find it distracting if you also finger her at the same time.
- Patience is key. Find a position where you don't get a cramp in your jaw
- Listen to and look at hear reactions so that you know what works
- If she wants the D instead, it's not necessarily that you suck, but that it's such a huge turnon.

femanons, correct me if i'm wrong, so that i can improve.

>no friends
Every person that doesn't attempt to kill you is either neutral or friendly.

Just dandy really. In fact, life is more fulfilling! I've done more, seen more, and enjoyed more without having friends that hold me back.

Sure it isn't personal motivation that is the issue?

Believe it or not, the clock keeps ticking.

This week I realized 4chan is totally useless for real pain and they don't understand shit besides the pain of self imposed loneliness and no gf. My dad and I are quietly flipping our shit because of his cancer scare. I've taken to reddit to cope with my feels, find him recipes he can stomach to eat and homeopathic shit to lessen his pain. Please try to keep laughing despite the scare and hope for the best. I will be thinking about you, anon. Please go to reddit for people who actually give a shit, this shitty place can't help you.

There really isnt anything you can do, try to stay busy, do something new and fun. all you can do is wait

Start to save up 2300 $/€
Travel to China
Live the rest of your life traveling Asia and the rest of the world, on foot or illegally by train.
Why I said China specifically? There is one answer, the Himalayas.
Once you're seen and lived the Himalayas, your whole perception on life and death will change.
Travel south to India and if you are still alive by then, go back west to Europe.
Travel illegally, have nothing on you but clothes and bare necessities which should include bushcraft tools mostly.
Only spend money on the initial trip to China, then on cheapest food you can find.
Only buy when you absolutely have to eat and have no other choice.
Those money should last you until you die of your cancer or you decide on the existence of dukkha.
If the later, die in meditation under your boddhi tree, or on the slopes of Everest.

Trust me on this, but I doubt anyone here has the balls to take this trip of life and self discovery.

Dear V

I don't suppose I'll ever talk to you or see you again. I've done everything in my power to make sure our paths will never cross again, even though that's the last thing that I wanted. I miss you terribly, and haven't stopped missing you since you told me that we were over.

I saw the photos you posted of you and your boyfriend at new year. The caption saying that 2014 was the best year of your life. You looked so happy. You're at your most beautiful when you're in a relationship, when you feel confident and secure. I really wish I could be happy for you, but I can't. 2014 was the worst year of my life because with every day that passed I grew more and more distant from you. The thought that you might end up with this guy fills me with anger and bitterness, because I still believe that if the circumstances were different, we could have had a pretty great relationship.

But it is what it is, and that's probably it for you and me. I wish we could have had a proper break-up talk so I could get some real closure, but I was immature and you were defensive. That's why I've got to say these things here, and you'll never read them. You were my best friend and showed me that it's ok to open up to someone, so thank you for that. I still have lots of great memories about the fun we had together, so thank you for that. I know you never really knew how I felt about you and were genuinely upset to find out that you had hurt me, so thank you for that. Even though this past year has been awful for me, the experience taught me a lot about myself, and about how I should treat the people who are important to me. I know that the way I deleted you from my life may make it seem like I hate you, but I hope you realize that the opposite is true, and that's why I couldn't bear to see you anymore.

Goodbye, and good luck,

M

Greetings fellow human. Today you shall read my story.
It all began 20 years ago when my parents fucked. I went on a camping trip for 8.5 months in my mothers womb and came out early because i was too bored inside there after conquering it.
For 19 years i have stranded on this rock, the others call it 'earth', taking advantage of every human in each way to either make me sad thus stonger or entertain me thus happier.
I have mastered the art of masturbating and i'm proud of it. There hasn't been a day where i forgot how to breath, eat, and drink water, which is why i'm still alive. I have conquered more wombs than my mothers in my quest to fund a real Santa Claus, but i'm still far from achieving it.
From my years of experience i have come to a conclusion that demons and angels are not real. The closest thing to those is the human form which i have mistakenly taken.
Summarizing, people equal shit, trust only yourself. And anime are awesome.
Your sincerely,
op

>>15230738
Hey, you're not OP, I'm OP.

if it were me i would do it

but otherwise advice would be save yourself the trouble

Beat the shit out of him in les than 40 sec
then get the fuck out of there
And remember There is barrely any punishment if you get caught
Might as well make it worth it

But are you 100% Sure you got the right guy?

>the punishment he will get from the law is far from the justice she deserves
Then research how much time you might get if you get caught. Even if you take every precaution, you need to understand the possibility of you serving jail time for the attack and if it would be worth it.

I want to tell you "don't do it" but I would do the same thing. Make sure his balls never work again.

Count yourself lucky your first time will be with someone experienced. It makes it easier, because they will genuinely help guide you through it. Just do what she tells you to do, you'll be fine. Don't watch porn beforehand, thinking it will teach you anything. Porn teaches you (for the most part) fuck all about real sex.

>>15212308
I guess I am lucky. I've looked at a couple tutorials but she tells me it won't work out exactly as planned. Shes nervous as I am

>>15212326
>tutorials
>porn

Avoid these. Of course it won't go exactly as those "tutorials", so just ignore them. If she's as nervous as you are, then try to relax. She won't be able to 100% know how it's gonna play out, neither will you. Just enjoy it, try not to overthink shit, and you'll be fine. And don't worry if you don't cum. It's not uncommon for people to not cum the first time they have sex. I didn't my first time, and I didn't the first couple of times years later, when I started dating a new girl.

inb4 beta, get fucked faggots, at least I can admit it