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How old are you?

>>16518994
23

>>16518994
I'm already thinking you're prolly not their favourite but if you really want to know who's a good friend get stranded early morning miles away and ask them to pick you up
It'll bother them but if they're your friend they'll do it

coconut oil maybe

just bathe dude, what the fuck.

Use a wash cloth
Shower?

that is unacceptable

She's been waiting three years, I'm sure she can wait a couple of months longer. If anything, I'm sure knowing you like her more will make it more likely she waits for you

>>16518904
Why'd you wait til the end of break to ask her?

>>16518939
It wasn't by design or anything. I just didn't get to see her until the Saturday after Thanksgiving. Even if I did get to see her earlier than that, I had so much going on that weekend that I don't think I'd have had time to take her out

snake or spider bite?

looks like a burn though

>>16518903
He said it happened overnight, he was aware of the bite before but it was the size of half a penny, now its the size of, well you know

Squeeze it until the thing pops, see what comes out. Post pics.

>>16518886
What kind of bad things did you write?

Why the fuck would you send awful things to her? And there are just some things that you can't look past in a partner, no matter how much they apologise. She knows your capable of abusing her, and for her, that's something she can't forgive.

>>16518892

Calm down, you don't even know what he said.

>>16518886

We don't even know what you said.

It's possible that you're abusive, or it's possible that you're being normal and your girlfriend is just hypersensitive and hates to be disagreed with.

Give some examples, talk about the conversation a few months ago when you said something "bad"

She might be shy and holding back her voice. Let her know what you like and hopefully she'll happily go along with it.

Give her some time to open up and become more comfortable. A lot of girls are really embarrassed by the sounds that they make. I wouldn't tell her to be louder, but if she makes a noise let her know that you find it sexy.

When you fuck her doggystyle, just slap her butt, pull her hair to get her head near your mouth, and then tell her stuff like "Yeah, let it go, scream of pleasure you little slut"

If she dont like, well she'll be boring In bed, i do not like quiet girls too OP.

Good luck

Please don't make the same mistake as I did anon. She killed the relationship by doing this and even if she regrets doing it now, she sure as hell wasn't regretting it while it was happening.

Trust that if you forgive her, she'll do it again. Cut your losses while you can mate, really sorry to hear this

I gave her a chance
She got better and tried to make up for it for a few months but then she started to change the story, lie again, being the same lying selfish victim acting cunt as she cant stand feeling bad about herself
So she made up more lies and then made up some more so she can just blame me and feel good about herself

Made me regret being there when she was a mess or when she came to me in tears, should have closed the door in her face

Took me months to figure out i cant forget it, took me more time to get over the anger, the rage, now i just feel empty but at least im stronger than before and I've learned to never trust people and to never forgive things like that

If you think she can change give it a shot
But set the rules clear, no lying no bullshit
And she has to come clean

>>16518800
I was in the same boat once man. Leave her now. If you don't then your relationship will spiral to an even sadder end

what did you do?

>>16518797
She was a good friend throughout highschool, I was practically her best friend. Senior year rolls around and we were at a party. She is ABSOLUTELY plastered . Like many other times I brought her home but..I always had feelings for her and I made a move on her. She didn't want it but she was drunk out of her mind and I kept going....she forgave me though..

>>16518814
so you raped her

Everything is irrelevant. Everyone you are awkward around will forget about it and eventually die.

God speed.

I think your partially right about the finals thing. I mean, me being a fem myself, it wouldn't hurt to at least get a conversation going in a way where you can relate with the person your talking to. To be honest that's pretty much how I start my conversations myself. I start out with something relateable. But that's just me, I never really know what else to talk about after that point. I just kind of let the conversation flow where it wants to flow. I guess. I can't find any other way to explain it.

Okay. Pretend you've got a new job. You work in a room with one other guy. You're together all day. He seems kind of shy, introduces himself, but doesn't start a conversation. You're working together in silence all day.

You don't have any sexual interest in him, so obviously, you don't have any anxiety over whether or not he's sexually interested in you. You don't care. You don't even particularly care if he LIKES you or not, you don't need a new best friend.

But if you're stuck working together in a room all day, it'd be great if you could at least be friendly, have a chat. It's not the end of the world if you don't get along, but work would be more pleasant if you did. Since he seems a bit shy, you figure you should break the ice, just try to start a casual conversation and get to know each other a bit.

What do you say?

You're not going to give him some cheesy pickup line. You're not going to stress out about making him like you with just one sentence. You're probably going to just try to find some common ground, either talk about work/other people at work, sports, television shows, current events, make a joke, share something about your life, etc etc.

This is how you should start conversations with women. Treat them like people. Find common ground. Don't put too much pressure on yourself, don't act like there's a lot at stake in a first meeting, because there isn't. If it doesn't go anywhere, you say "goodbye" and walk away and life goes on.

And it's so confusing. If he doesn't like me or has no interest in me, why would he waste time staring at me? I don't want to aknowlege that he stares by looking at him because I feel like I'll make things awkward. I have such a hard time gauging how he might feel about me because he sends so many mixed signals.

He likes you or at least considers you interesting. Approach him

Op I feel you, I'm having mixed feelings about a guy at my work too. If you ever get the chance, try making small talk with this guy on a break or something. See where it takes you.

Yes. But they have to be capable of self-reflection and self-criticism, they have to be able to really admit and understand their flaws, mistakes, weaknesses, etc. I find that a LOT of people just can't seem to do that. They might be able to see that their actions hurt someone, they might feel bad about that, but they can't really look at THEMSELVES and say "yup, that part there is not great, I need to work on that."

>>16518645
but what if the part that has to change is the part that keeps making excuses not to change? I self reflect like a ma fucker and think about all the things that need changing, but when it comes down to actually doing something about it, I'll end up fuckin off

>>16518621
No. People cannot change on their own; it takes some kind of crisis or realization to change them. Sometimes its something unpredictable or trivial, or something they've seen hundreds of times but needed to see it one more time for it to "click"...sometimes its a drug or an stupid accident, but invariably the kind of change you are referring to comes from a perspective shift that relies on something in their environment hitting them in the right place at the right time

I think it would be best if you focused your energy on finding reasons to live.

don't kill yourself!!!! go eat a warm meal

Do it then you piece of shit instead of just throwing threats around about it

The ol' fap n pee

You fucked up son. This is actually a problem for a lot of guys, can't remember what its called, but men are really susceptible to it.

Basically make sure you DO NOT have to piss before you fap, and don't drink a bunch before a planned fap. The feeling will go away in 10-15 minutes senpai.

If it doesn't, then std.

>>16518401

I get this same thing sometimes. I even went to the doctor about it and they had no idea, because I have no STDs or anything.

I've learned to just take some pain killers and drink TONS more water to keep pissing to flush out whatever was wrong. Somehow, for me, that helped make it go away.

>>16518401
UTI

>>16518374
I did not say desu why did 4chan change my word into desu

>>16518374
>sexually active
>female
>18

Just talk to people in your class/job you aspie.

A decent looking girl is asking a place where the majority anon is under 22, has no friends, no sexual experience and generally a social retard advice on how to get friends, get laid and be more social? Can I get a top kek?

As for your answer, you are a girl. Getting a boyfriend is as simple as looking half way decent and staring at a guy you think is cute. He will approach and all you have to do is pretend to give a shit. Boom you get laid and have a boyfriend in one fair go. Hell if you meet his friends you might expand your social group as well.

Hey faggot this is for advice and so either ask a question or piss off. You are taking valuable front page space.

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So, basically, 95% of girls and boys?