Tell me /adv, does masturbation feel the same way, after you lose you virginity, and have few sexual encounters afterwards?
I mean like can a guy with some sexual experience get off with fap, or it doesn't feel the same way he did before?
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Doesn't feel the same way. Fapping becomes a quick way to postpone the need to fuck whereas before fapping was an adventure.
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>>16516743
Not true
>>16516738
Fapping is the same and after you have had sex enough its actually desireable to fap instead of fuck....
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I'd say technically it fapping would feel the same but will be more disappointing and a "doing the bare minimum" feel where fucking feels on a different world better and is more rewarding with the intimate feeling you get when with your partner. Even if the sex is bad it'll feel better than fapping.
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I moved to a new apartment and I cannot game of my internet. I am on wireless and the router is downstairs; I have a 100 dollar network card that is very good. I have 5 roommates, too.
My problem is very high ping in online gaming; usually rapid spikes to absurd numbers and an inconsistent connection. Often times, it goes down for 2 mins at a time. On speetest.net I see that my ping is always 8-15. My downspeed sometimes goes as low as .98mbps, and at other times between 27-40mbps.
Is my internet provider just shit? Is it having many users on the same connection? Wireless?
What can be deduced from all of this?
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call your service provider and ask them to take a look
also 5 roommates is definitely a factor, especially if all 5 are using it at the same time
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>>16516707
Sounds like the provide.
If they see someone is with heavy usage they lower to speed to allow their other users, this comes about because they don't want to invest.
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Okay, I will call them. What makes you guys think it's the provider if you don't mind me asking? Just so I can know for my own knowledge.
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Had to watch sex, and not too happy about it
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I was on a cabin trip this weekend with my father and my best friend. We were to sleep over just one night. At night he made us play strip poker, and got her to sit in just her blouse and panties. It was kind of exciting, but also very embarrassing. It seemed like she wanted to be bad just because, being as adult as possible just to impress him. I was mostly ignored. They remained flirting with each other, while I got tired of it all and went to sleep. I would never have imagined what would happen next. When they finally came to bed, there was a lot of fumbling around before it got very quiet. My father asked if I wanted to see something cool. I asked what it was, and he turned on the light. At that point he was behind her in the bed at the opposite end of the room. She was standing on all fours with her behind lifted towards him, and she was completely naked. She is known to be somewhat of a "bad girl," but I would have never thought she would do something like this. My father I know is kind of piggish, but he is still married. He asked her alot of questions while touching her butt. She told her how beautiful she was, and asked how many boyfriends she had been with and what they had done. Well, she had never done "it" before. He said he could help taking her virginity, and that it would be easier for a future boyfriend. She said that he could do whatever he wanted to. With that, he got in a hurry getting off his boxers, and of course had an erection. This in front of both of us.
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I had a view of everything that was going on, since their bed was like two meters away. She turned her head to see what was happening. He was pulling it back and fourth while he explained to her what was going to happen. That this was fully normal and natural for girls her age, that he would put it in her vagina as gentle as possible and keep it there. He had no condom, so he would get her the morning after pill. He put his face in her behind and started licking to make her ready, while she was completely embarrassed and just told him it tickled. Then he asked her to be completely still, in order for him to put it in. Her girly parts were just a plump line or something, and seemed too tiny for anything like that fitting in. After some poking he found the right spot and started pushing. She tensed and shouted a big ow. Then he was on his way in, and she kept shouting ow and ouch until he was inside of her and completely pressed up against her butt. Up until then he had tried to appear cool and collected, but at that point it turned to be too much. He held on to her hips, leaned back and his face was completely red. In a way it was his turn to moan and be making sounds, while she just arched her back and looked proud. He was even cursing and said things about her vagina and how "easy" she had been, something she related to by just lifting her nose and closing her eyes. This went on for a while, him holding her firm and stroking it gently in and out, and her arching her back like a cat and just taking it. In a way, she was the dominating part. At the end he couldn't hold back any longer, so he thrusted as hard as he could against her butt and released his mess inside her. When he was done moaning and being pressed up against her, he smacked her hard and pulled out. There was the "shhhh" sound of air coming out of her, and then she hid underneat the blanket.
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He was quite proud of what had happened, and showed me his penis, which was both slimy and had virginial blood on it. They turned off the light in order to go to bed, but it wasn't over yet, because he wanted to sleep with her in the missionary position also. This time it happened a bit more "civilized," and he managed to keep it going for the longest of time with her, while the bed was squeking under them. At some points he paused to kiss her, and then it started again, and I got incredibly tired of having to listen. Only when the morning light started coming through the window they were done, making it possible to sleep for some hours. The day after was really awkward, to put it that way. She had to sit on two pillows because she was sore, while he was making us breakfast. He was making scrambled eggs, and of course had to come with the joke of how she wanted her eggs. We made away with our chores, and she was bow-legged all the time. Then we had to drive into town to get her the morning after pills, and she was dropped of with her family. Both of them wanted to keep what had happened a secret. He still insisted he had made it "easier" for her to have a boyfriend. When we were alone, he asked me if I had more friends he could sleep with.
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>>16516677
0/10 would not watch papa fuck again
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Have about 4k and 2-3 months to spare. What should I do? Very depressed, saving is not an option.
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Travel
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Buy loads of drugs and go out rockstar style
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>>16516662
specifics, going to somewhere just for going isn't really ideal.
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I turned 18 about a week ago. A guy I met on tf2 about four years ago is flying to meet me irl. We both have had a romantic interest in each other for quite a long time, I refused to date though until we actually met. He's 22. He originally planned to come on the day of my 18th birthday but i was busy with assignments. He's going to be here in two days and he'll be in my city for five days. Any advice?
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>meeting some fuckface you met on the interenet without extensively checking him out first
You're a dumbass.
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>>16516558
Give him a chance
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Please make sure you meet in an extremely public place and have a back up escape plan. Like a friend spying or some shit. Just in case anything seems off.
Other than that I hope you are safe and all goes well.
Please help me decipher the disgusting behavior of this guy.
I met him through a mutual friend, in a gathering at said friend's house. The guy was aloof and seemed emotionally unstable, but he was pretty hot to me. I tried talking to him a bit but not too much. Then I'd talk to him on facebook, every now and then saying things like "hey, how're you?", meaningless shit. He never talked too much. I didn't get the hint and then one day asked him if he would like to go to the movies, and he said no, so since then I haven't talked to him. But I know from a mutual friend that he sleeps with a different girl almost every night, he goes to parties a lot so he meets them there. And most of these girls are pretty ugly and fat. I'm neither ugly nor fat, but I get it, not just because of that he's obligated to like me. Okay.
So, two days ago I made a party for my birthday. I did not invite him, but he came over and brought a girl, used the bathroom, and left. He did not even say hello to me, why the fuck show up just to use the bathroom? I get it, he's not interested, he's only interested in fucking ugly chicks, but why does he have to be a bitch? He ruined my birthday, it made me feel so angered that he'd show up and wouldn't even bother talking.
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Stop being such a desperate slut. He's not into you, went to the party because it's a party, probably thought it was weird to talk to you since he rejected you, probably doesn't want anything with you - and from your post its clear you're crazy.
Jeez, find something else to do. Someone you don't even know ruined your party because they didn't say hi? Wtf is up with that...
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I don't see any disgusting behavior here. I only see over-analyzing and pointless hostility. This man has not wronged you and I don't understand why you felt the need to mention his sexual history or the attractiveness of his partners.
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What's to decipher? What will you gain in understanding the inner workings of someone who rejected you?
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>in a convo with a friend
>this chick when looking at me will start to kiss her arm
Wat?
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Good on you?
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>>16516473
Yes that is a thing
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>>16516473
You start kissing your friends arm.
My girlfriend is crazy and I want off this ride. Last time I tried breaking up with her, she got all suicidal, tried taking a bunch of over the counter pills and drinking bleach. How do I get out of this relationship?
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>>16516444
You have to get a family member or friend of yours to help her out. Tell them you're dumping her and that you're worried and that she shouldn't be alone at first. Then you have an out whether she's clearly suicidal or just being an attention seeking cunt(likely) hopefully at the very least she'll be too embarrassed to harass you afterwards.
Worst case scenario: Call the cops before she loses her mind. This way you're safe and maybe she'll learn a fucking lesson that 48 hours in a nut house is not worth trying to keep your boyfriend.
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>>16516465
All of this.
You've got to get out of there ASAP. You're in an abusive relationship.
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Fake your own death! If she kills herself then. She'll just be the 'grieving' widow.
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Guys idk what's wrong with me pls help asap.
Yesterday I had very serious ear pain which was normal. I have chronic swimmers ear that comes back. Now this hurt so much that my dad gave me two 85mg chew orange flavored aspirins.
It Dident help so I went and had about two more then idk why decided to have two more after that.
Then my dad asked me if I was okay and o said it hurt like hell. Then he had this bag of muscle relaxer pills, pain pills, and tiny pills idk wtf it is.
He gave me a big pain pill and one of the tint pill.
I had a grand opening mtg draft torney to go to (which I came first btw) so I had two more and biked 5 miles down to my friends house and there his dad gave us a rode to new store.
I got a ride back and Dident feel anything out of the normal. Pain was gone.
Okay so today morning I get up and double vision and in swaying.
All day today I've been high like the first time I did dabs and kinda worried. I can't even stand.
Legit terrified rn Cuz I can't see straight and can't even walk for a long time and its been all day and I kinda don't wanna sleep.
Can u get high off of aspirins?
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Idfk
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See a doctor.
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Fun wanna.
Nu insurance
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/adv/, I'm losing it. I'm under so much stress right now and my depression is resurfacing. I feel awful and my best friend hasn't been talking to me lately (instead he spends all his time hanging out with losers and trying out alcohol, parties, weed, etc) when I need him the most. My other friends are mostly acquaintances not friends and pretty much not worth going to for help.
I can't communicate with my parents at all and I need to talk this out... Please help me get my act together /adv/ I'm so lost
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Friend here. Let loose OP :)
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Hey friend. Yeah, I have a lot of problems right now. And if it was just one or a few of them I could likely deal with it but it's the combination of all these together that's really messing with me. I'm afraid, man. I'm terrified. And everything seems wrong. I can't see the positive in anything.
So long story short
>moved out of parent's house, finally starting to try independent adulthood
>mom gets diagnosed with degenerative disk disease (her spinal disks are screwing themselves over)
>dad gets diagnosed with his kidneys degenerating due to longterm alcoholism (same exact thing that killed his dad)
>both parents trying to guilt trip me for "abandoning them"
>major issues with my parents (long, long history of bad blood in our family. I'm talking arguments and violence and manipulation and the whole nine yards) so we cannot communicate with each other
>mother is leaving the US in January to go live in her home country and is probably not coming back for a long time
>parents getting divorced
That's just with my parents. I'll continue.
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So I'm scared for my parents health and a friend died suddenly in a car crash earlier this year, so I realize that mortality is a very real fact. And I could lose them within a few years and that scares me, I have no control over it at all. I can hardly reconcile with them with things being as bad as they are and we have extreme trouble communicating as is. There's a lot of bitterness and anger built up.
Also, I'm trying to prepare for college. Trying to enlist in the military reserves (an important and meaningful goal for me that I don't want to screw up). And I need to learn to drive a car and get a job. Those are just personal stepping stones, but they're still stressing me out.
Plus, my social life is really on the low. I used to have an active and fun one but I let it go after high school to focus on myself and fixing my life. And now I really miss having an active one but most of all I miss my close friends.
I'm a 22 year old gal and I'm falling for a man 50 year old man at work. We're both in relationships and I've been fighting this "crush" for a year now, but it's only been getting worse. Should I find a new job? Should I just take a chance and tell him how I feel? How do I get over this? I feel like we have a lot of chemistry, but if we were meant to be time would have made that so... I just feel pathetic.
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The time you hit your 30s this guy will probably be dead. Just ignore it op. Don't be unfaithful to your partner. You must have daddy issues, go consult someone about them. A change of jobs would benefit. Cut all contact.
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>>16516351
I'd say pursue it.
Age gap relationships sometimes are the most fulfilling.
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>>16516614
Do not listen to this person.
The age gap is way too big in this case.
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How do I convince others that God exists?
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You can't. That's God's work.
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>>16516243
Fuck off faggot
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So I got this friend right. She has an abusive boyfriend which I can NOT stop her from seeing no matter what I do. Anyway the other day she got dropped off at my house by her boyfriend and they were fighting. Of course. He tried to speed off and accidentally crashed into my neighbors fence and then He fled the scene. The cops showed up and went to his house, but apparently he doesn't have insurance so they're holding my family responsible for the damages???? Is there something I can do besides go through the process of sueing this asshole? Please help me ruin this kids life. Also he sells drugs if that helps.
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>>16516239
Quit hanging out with garbage people
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There's nothing to connect his liability to you. You're not going to be held responsible for this
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>>16516248
We are though, it was technically "on our property" because it was directly outside of our garage. My mother already had to pay for it
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/adv/ I need your help, I have not once posted here but I figure this is more your guys territory than /k/'s. So here goes.
>Meet a girl a while ago
>Find out we have all the same mutual interests
>We start dating, it's my first real relationship and she was my first time
>A few months down the track and I am head over heels in love with her, she apparently feels the same way
>She is always doting over me and she is legitimately concerned about me
>The happiest I have ever been
>She starts using Heroin despite my best efforts
>It starts off recreational and occasional, but it starts happening more and more
>Fast forward a few more months to last week
>I try to meet up with her and hang out but she says she is sick and I think nothing more of it
>Try a few days later and she is still sick
>Last night I messaged her to see what she was doing
>She all of a sudden tells me that she needs some time to work on herself and that I deserve much better
>She wants to break up
>I tell her how much I love her and she says to stop making it hard on her
>I realize that she was avoiding me to get high
What the fuck do I do? She wants me just to let go, but I can't. I honestly think she was the one.
Should I give her space and hope she sorts herself out? Do I try talk to her?
I have never been in so much pain before, and I am seriously thinking of offing myself.
Please help me
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Go to her. Be there for her. Get her help. Let her know you'll be there for her no matter what.
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>>16516166
I know this doesn't help, but heroine is serious business...In the long run you might be better off..
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>>16516172
How do I do it without driving her away?
In all seriousness, if I got rid of her dealer do you guys think it would help?
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My friend's father is cheating on her mom.
I saw him on a hookup app and he sent a message to my fake account asking if I wanted to hookup.
Should I write a facebook message to her mom telling her what I found or should just keep it to myself?
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Why do you have a fake account? I hate girls like you who just like to troll us. That's why I deleted Tinder. Too many fake piece of shit trolls
And you should just message him and say who you are. And make it awkward for him. Maybe it'll embarras him enough that he'll stop
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do it anonymously, and report on what happens periodically with reference to this thread.
Let your friend tell you about it and get good information. Post that shit here.
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>>16516138
THIS