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Is it ok to rest on weekends?
I think i changed, I started being a very productive person, time table oriented, very focused on my goals and everything, but for some reason I feel like not doing it today. Is it because it's saturday? Is it ok to rest on weekends or is that just for faggots?

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Here’s the story… From around 2 years ago I like my friend's girlfriend, she’s cute, funny and has some style that I really love. We chat sometimes and we (my friend, she and I) hang out and we always have a good time. When we chat, sometimes she says things related to her relationship with my friend, how unsatisfied she is and sometimes about sex. When I respond to her words and try to have some sex with her at the same time she immediately changes the subject and stuff like that. I’ve recently discover that she put some pics in some sexy page and she appears shirtless, and it’s driving me crazy!!!! I really want to have sex with her, she have an amazing body. What can I do?

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My girlfriend of 8 months just told me that she wants to take a "break" in order to deal with some issues in her life on her own. She's got family issues and is generally stressed out about school, and she's depressed. She said that it's not fair to me to be the way she is and still be with me, and told me that she was not being a good girlfriend because of it. From my end she's been coming off a little more distant but that's pretty much it, and I told her that I would be there for her.

I don't really understand why she feels the need to be by herself during this, wouldn't it be easier for her if I were there for support? I told her that she's not inconveniencing me but she still said that she needed some time for herself. Now of course this is going to raise suspicion and i'm sure a ton of people here are just going to tell me that she's seeing another guy or something, but that doesn't seem to be the case. She said that she still loves me and wants me to be a part of her life, and that i'm an amazing person and all that. What do you guys think? Do "breaks" in relationships even work out? I don't think she's breaking off all contact with me either, i'm almost positive we'll keep in touch, just not as often. She didn't really make it clear how long it would be either, but said that she might feel better once her exams are over. pic unrelated

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Hi, /adv/.

>be me
>have a lot of people who consider me their friend, both male and female
>still fee like an outcast because they never text me just to talk, I always have to initiate everything with them
>when I do, they always reply with 'Anon, so good to hear from you, hahaha!' and the conversation usually goes pretty well
>when it ends they always say we need to talk more often
>they still never initiate conversations with me ever
>I see them talk about how they have hour-long text conversations or snapchat wars, generic young adult friendship stuff that I've never experienced because nobody has initiated it with me and I don't know how to initiate it in a way that won't seem annoying or weird
>they don't invite me to their parties or to just hang out, either, I always have to awkwardly ask if anything is going on. It makes me feel like I'm inviting myself to everything because I know under normal circumstances they would never actually ask me if I wanted to come.
>eventually I just stop trying to talk to them because I worry I'm interrupting their lives or annoying them

What the fuck is going on? Am I their friend or aren't I? How can I have a large social group but feel like I'm all alone 90 percent of the time? Do they even see me as a person they want to talk to, or just an epic quirky guy who is sort of cool to hang around but not someone they would want to regularly hang out with?

I'm so tired of being alone. I've tried to separate myself from people and from society and embrace introvert/shut-in/robot life, but I can't, no matter how hard I try. I need people. I need to feel like I'm cared about. I need companionship, not just romantic (that's a whole other beast I'm dealing with, but not one that's really relevant to my main question) but also platonic, and I'm getting neither. And I don't know what I'm doing wrong, and it's killing me.

How do I fix this?

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Christmas break is coming soon... I am usually the first person to text this girl I like. Should I let her text me first and not text her at all over the break?

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How can I get girls interested in me?

I'm really tired of being lonely

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How do I find meaning in life? Nothing I do is exciting, my old pursuits aren't fun and new ones don't appeal to me. I don't know what I want to do, or I want things that are impossible. All I do is work and play video games with my friends. I feel like I am wasting my life but I don't know what would be better, or even if there is something better. How do I become interested in existing again?

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>21 today
>not a single friend or coworker said happy birthday
>not even on facebook where all friends are literally reminded and prompted to write a post
>when ever another friend or co worker has a birthday that get plenty of acknowledgement and praise (from me included)

What could I have done so wrong that these people care so little about me?

I'm not autistic, weird, or an asshole. I'm friendly with all of these people and interact with most on a regular basis

I know it's such a small and meaningless thing, but it's really eating at me. I thought I'd made real progress this year and met a lot of new people I considered my closest friends

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I need to take a pill, but I just can't swallow it. And no, I can't mix it with something to eat, or crush it. It has to be swallowed with nothing but a glass of water. I can't waste too many pills either, so what can I do?

I know that it's a psychological thing. I just don't want to swallow any pills. I don't know why that is, I had this difficulty since I've been a child, but now it's a serious problem for the first time.

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Any advice for getting through an 8 hour work day? I am going from pretty much NEET to working 40 hours a week working retail.

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I just spent the last couple of hours making several collages, which i'm not going to post, of pictures of my crush; since i can't get the courage to ask her out.
How can i ask her out in such a way that she won't be able to refuse or imminently flake?
What are the most common mistakes that guys do when asking a girl out?
She's on vacation, which means that she really doesn't have any excuses not to accept my invitation.

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So I'm about six feet 3 inches tall, and my girlfriend is literally a foot shorter than me.

I'm fat (230 pounds) and have a dick around 5 inches, and she's skinny (a bit chubby) and her vagina is tight(ish)

We're both 18, and we've been together for about 7 months.

We've been trying to fuck but it's really hard with the size and weight difference

I can only manage to stick my dick in when I'm laying on my back and she sits right on it.

I've stuck it in, but none of us have ever finished from it, because when she grinds back and for my dick usually slides right out and we end up doing oral or whatever on each other.

I need advice on what to do:
1. What positions do we try that we haven't already? (doggy, missionary)
2. Do I just need more lube? It's really hard to stick in but we pile it on there.
3. Any other advice?

yes I know I need to lose weight, I've lost 20 pounds in the past few months. I'm getting there.

tldr: how can I fuck a skinny girl with a tight vagina when I'm fat and have an average sized dick?

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I want a tattoo that shows I over came depression, I want it on the left or right side of my upper back.

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what the fuck is this? it's on my upper arms, shoulders, chest and upper back. please help. I'm worried.

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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.

Avoid asking these common questions:

>Is it normal for me to go to a club/bar by myself?
Yes. Stop overthinking this.

>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it.

>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.

>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing

>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.

>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>

>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking

>Brandon or Female Brandon
Piss off.

>Frog
Also piss off.