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I'm waiting for marriage and want a girl who's doing the same. I'm 19, look pretty good, and going to college. Where am I most likely to find girls that are saving themselves?
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>>16563496
Primary schools.
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>>16563498
I'd rather not get arrested.
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>>16563501
Then stop having bizarre fetishes.

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Girls have said I have a nice ass and have even grabbed it, so would a girl care if I had a mole on my butt?

No girl has ever seen my bare ass because I'm a KV.
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>>16563494
Might as well get it removed if you're worried about it.
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>>16563494
At least you ass is not covered in motherfucking fungus from being Neet and sitting all day....
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>>16563503
I don't have money.

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Trips decides what I major in.
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Trip science.
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>>16563470
Sucking dick.
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Statistics

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I'm offended my boyfriend won't let me use lambskin condoms on him because "They are not as safe." I don't have any diseases! Why would he think I have diseases if he didn't think I was cheating on him?? Am I wrong here? I'm offended he thinks I have an STD.
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>>16563439
To reiterate, he didn't flat out said that I had an STD, but that is what he is implying, isn't it??
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Latex is better overall, not just for STD prevention.
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Use on him? You gay OP?

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With proper training and practice, to what extent can one control dreams? I'm a lewd guy, and am interested in doing some perverse shit. On the semi-rare occasions I've gone lucid, I've managed to do some stuff but wake up pretty soon after I try anything.
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Complete control anon. I am talking about seeing a hot girl, holding her hand leading to a back alley and fucking her.

You can fuck any girl you want in your dream and do whatever you want.
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Look into lucid dreaming. There's a ton of information out there about it if you're dedicated.
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I should also add that when I go lucid, my sense of touch doubles. Main senses are still in the dream, but just below the surface I can feel myself in my bed and feel my eyes closed.

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How can I get a girl to friend zone me?

I don't really have a ton of friends and I'm single right now. I'm going to be hanging out with this girl I met recently and I'm afraid she'll get feelings for me. I'd rather be proactive and not have her get to that point.

What kind of things can I do or say to help make sure that she just sees me as a friend and not as a potential love interest? I just want more people to hang out with and I just don't see her as anything other than friend material.
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Do stuff that is modestly obnoxious. Fart, burp, talk about your loser hobbies with great passion. Don't open doors for her or observe any rules of chivalry, but don't be rude.
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>>16563397
Talk about potential love interests and past sexual experiences.
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Idiots, just say she's a great friend. You're friendzoning her not the other way round. She'll understand.

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Death or Prison?

3 Years, not a good rap sheet.
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>>16563385

You know a lot of people have a naïve fantasy about going to prison and learning some subject intensely, right? Try to follow through on that and watch your ass, I guess.

I still don't fully know whether or not there is forced labor in prison. Shit's iffy as fuck with private prisons and all. Very little clear info.
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3 years or less of being bored or an eternity of nothingness? Hmmm what a hard decision.

Just fucking go, get buff as shit, make some new prison friends and then get out and go about your life. Sounds pretty fucking great to me.
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>>16563400
Canada. No forced labour.

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I currently make $42,000 a year in the DC area, I used to make 50,000 a year until June 2015 when my company decided to make a paycut because of a business decision which I will not discuss. A few months before that our rent at our apartment went up by $100 dollars, on April 2015 effective June 2015. About six months before then my mom lost her job because they wanted to have two younger people who will work for less. And on June 2015 she ran out of unemployment and has been unsuccessful in seeking new employment, primarily because either in the eyes of employers she's too "old" (She's 50 despite being skilled, no one wants to hire her)

We eventually had to move to another cheaper neighborhood in the MD area. I basically pay the lions share of the 1700 per month rent (1400)

I'm the only person in my family (I live with my mom and my autistic brother) working and half of what I earn goes towards rent, electric, and gas. My autistic brother gets SSI. And since then despite 5 years of experience in information technology and government knowledge no company that would give me higher pay is interested in hiring me except for contract jobs I don't want that are way outside my living area or insurance agencies. Me having an autistic spectrum disorder does not help either at all, no matter what platitudes they give out to me.
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>>16563382

And there is no help or charity that can help us except unsolicited platitudes and useless advice. Section 8 is either full or waitlisted in my area and in most of parts of the US and funding has not been increased nor incomes eligibility. And no politician in the DC/MD/VA area is interested or addressed the crisis or our plight. I not allowed any savings because my mom is unemployed and I pay most of the rent so I live off of 1412 a month. Both my mom and I get into some sort of financial argument once every week. And each month our situation gets worse and worse: I'm already saddled with student loan debt I will never pay back, my credit rating is shot because I had to support my mom in moving and living, and my mental health has deteriorated to just existing. And any little mental energy I have left is used not to mentally breakdown at work or not to scream at my mom out of rage as I'm at the end of my rope. At times, I'm very close to walking out from my mom and brother.

It's a good chance I will never move out of my parents and be truly financially independent at all. And yeah, last month was the anniversary of my moms unemployment. I'm sad to say that she may be permanently unemployed and no one has helped her at all. Our job networks are worthless as they are unhelpful despite years of experience.

Yeah, everyone else might be in the same boat, but no one is rescuing us. They're hoping we just "disappear".

I don't want fucking platitudes, I want real help.
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Sounds like you gotta cut off some fat.

If you're unwilling to do that, you either try and start a business or be willing to do some shady shit.

Sorry anon.
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>>16563619
This. You need to do what you have to do to help your family, a la Breaking Bad.

Good luck senpai

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why is unnatural colored hair considered a red flag?

i see a lot of people on here saying to avoid girls with unnatural colors in their hair due to mental illness or attention seeking etc etc

can anybody provide a more in-depth answer?
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Because guys here are intimidated by girls who are afraid to express themselves like that. Guys irl don't give a shit.
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>>16563328
>>16563336

Because unnatural colored hair is a sign of one of two things:

1. Independently wealthy - no need to fit in.
2. A failure who can't get a job and is seeking attention in any way he/she can.

Most people don't meet too many #1s.
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>>16563328
Personally I perceive it as a lame attempt to be cool by following a trend.

But if I was young again I'd bang all those stupid girls and never worry about flags. Because none of your younger relationships are going to last, all girls are crazy at that age....

Hey /adv/,

I'm a male in my early 20s.

Most of the last 8 years I have spent in isolation due to a chronic illness (physical not mental.)

I'm finally starting to get out in the world, but I find it extremely hard to communicate and adapt to my new environment.

What do?
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Keep trying.
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Can you give some examples?
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>>16563287
ride it out. Be sure to keep yourself exposed to the outside world and it'll get easier with time.

I have a lot of fear and disgust to rats

I hate even more the largest (rattus rattus), are just a horror.

> What to do to overcome this?

They are disgusting, daring, it actually scared me a lot.

how Europeans can cope so well with rats? I always see Europeans killing giant rats quietly in reports on TV or internet cases of giant rats invading the United Kingdom or any country in Europe.
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>>16563284
Become like the Chinese and south asians, they eat rats.
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>>16563284

UK guy here. Recently has a bit of a rat problem at my house actually.

Rats are typically described as "disease ridden", disgusting, etc. But let's face it, so is the hobo you had change to, the dog you let lick your face and the co-workers who touch your stuff, or worse, you, because fuckin' normies love their fucking physical contact way too fucking much.

That is why I'm not scared of them.

They're like people except they touch me less, and don't have the capacity to burn me at the stake for witchcraft if I don't quiet fit in.
Rats are pretty chill.
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>>16563284
Just take normal steps to keep your home rat-free. If you want, maybe visit a place or people with pet rats to get used to them (although they are domesticated and aren't the same as wild rats. Like how domestic dogs are not the same as wolves.)

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Here's the thing /adv/, I do this thing called masturbating prone. For those who don't know what that is, its basically where instead of masturbating with my dick in my hand, I masturbate by lying down prone position and pushing my dick towards the floor as if to rub it that way. It's been going on since I was about three years old and I didn't do it in order to gain any sexual pleasure, I just did it it because it felt nice to me. I found it out on my own as far as I can remember. Here's the thing, people say that the average rate of masturbation is about once or twice a day. Not for me, I pretty much masturbate every other hour given the chance if I'm not out, maybe more if I'm feeling the mood. I don't know what's up with me. I don't know how many other people do it like me or masturbate as much as I do. In terms of how normal this behaviour is, am I 'healthy'?
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>>16563210
Also, I've never gotten a handjob. Will I not feel pleasure from a handjob just because I don't masturbate normally?
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Do you ejaculate every time?
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>>16563256
Yes, I do. Small spurts of semen every time. I usually wear briefs with pants over them and there's usually semen stains on them. Better that than to trying to wipe my carpet flooring.

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I got paired up with a new driving instructor and through out the first lesson I had to try really hard not to cry because the guy was such a douche towards me.

Any tips on how not to cry under pressure?
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>>16563204

1/10 or bitch nigga.
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troll
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>>16563213
what

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Hey /adv/

Never posted here before, but said fuck it because trying to google this shit just gives me a bunch of conflicting nonsense that only makes me more confused. I'll go ahead and start off by saying that it's a long read.

So I started hooking up with this girl a while back, probably five months ago, give or take. She started working at a bar that I used to work at but still frequent. After the very first night that I was in there while she was working, she started asking my friends/former coworkers about me, basically telling them that she wanted to hook up with me and asking what she should do to make it happen. Keep in mind I had hardly even spoken to her. But naturally they told me about this and one of them gave me her number. After that, things went surprisingly smoothly and we started hooking up. This went on for a couple of months and it was great. She would go on and on about how great the sex was and how much she enjoyed spending time with me, and the feelings were mutual. She was having fun, I was having fun, it was simple and stress-free.

But of course it couldn't stay that way. Her ex, who I came to learn she had just broken up with shortly before coming on to me, started texting her again and it began messing with her head. She began distancing herself from me because she didn't want me to have to deal with the drama. She was very upfront and honest with me about all of this. Naturally I was disappointed, and with reverse psychology being the bitch that it is, I began to miss her. But having recently dealt with the same situation with my ex, I understood and backed off.
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We didn't hook up or anything for a couple of months, but still kept in touch and hung out pretty regularly, as we both went to the same place to drink. It went on like this until about a week ago, when she told me that our relationship wasn't as casual as she told herself it was, and that she wanted to move on from her ex so that things between her and I could go back to "normal". But she also said that she would need some time to "learn how to let go". This put my mind at ease some and I've continued to be patient.

So that brings us to now, and ultimately what I need advice on. She hasn't texted me in a couple of days, and I don't know what exactly to do at this point. Obviously the last thing I want to do is force things; I know that will only push her away. But at the same time I'm afraid of inaction. So how long should I let it go like this? Do I wait for her to contact me, or do I take the initiative? And if I am to make the first move, how exactly do I go about it?

Any advice is greatly appreciated.
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honestly OP, what can you do? I think the best thing for you to do right now is nothing. let her come to you if she's serious. I will say that if things work out in the near future but then later on this same shit happens again (goes back to her ex) then I'd leave her.
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>>16563345
>honestly OP, what can you do?

Yeah I know. I really do understand that keeping cool is the best thing to do, but just idly waiting fucks with my head so much and I'm constantly wondering if there's something I should be doing. Anything at all.

I appreciate you taking the time though.

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My gf posts at least two snapchat pics every day. Every single day. Including the "titty selfies."

I don't wanna talk about it because I don't wanna seem jealous or insecure, but it bother me very fucknig much. A lot.

What's the best way to go about it?
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You gotta talk to her and by her talk let her know that you will not tolerate this disrespect from her. Either she knocks it off or she hits the bricks.
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open communication is super important for a relationship. gotta talk to her about it if you want to fix it
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>>16563125
She's an attention starved harlot.

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