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I need to know if any of you know numerical analysis well enough to help me with my work, or to at least point me in the right direction. An essay and labs forced me to neglect this and now it's the night before. It's due at 5pm tomorrow and I need to do three problems.

I'll post the first one. If it rings a bell for anyone please help.

I'm fucking desperate at this point, this class is not my forte.

Pic related, it's #1.

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i'm sexually frustrated and no one even cares.

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I'm sick of my soft cozy life. The comfort of small town and suburbs isn't worth the adverse effect it has on your brain and body. If I run away to the ghetto of a big city is it possible to rough it out on the streets? No more skinnyfat body, no more social anxiety, no more depression and sleeping days on end.

Like bootcamp but with a purpose. I don't need to be like a bompton blood gang shooter but at least be able to hold my own in a shitty ghetto and not have suburban pussy shelter vibes

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>Be with girl for 6 months
>5 of those spent 2 hours apart only seeing each other every other weekend or so
>she has "friends" at college whom she hangs out with almost every night
>tells me she only has eyes for me
>paranoid.jpg
>worried she's cheating on me
What the hell do I do?

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So I am recently married (less than 1 year), and I spend 1 night a week playing table top games with friends—I stay out sometimes as late as say midnight on a late bout of it.
I am a grad student and my wife works(I provide income based off military benefits from the GI bill). My schedule is much more lax than hers. She says I need to come home earlier EVERY time I try to have a guys not out playing games—not chasing women and drinking—playing games. I only do it once a week.
She believes that our house is prone to getting broken into—I live in one of the least crime ridden university towns in Alabama—Auburn. She says that one time she heard someone trying to open the door (her car in the drive way) while she was on the couch. Our rental home is old and is 50 feet from road—she also sometimes has night terrors and has slept walked. I honestly don’t know if I believe her. I was at this guy’s night when this happened. And I Rushed from speeding home( concealed pistol in hand) ready to help—calming her on the phone all the while telling her to get a pistol and barricade the bedroom door. Get home—nothing.
Every night I try to do this she will ask me to come home early—I say “ill try” most of the time but don’t do it. Should asking me to sacrifice one night of harmless fun a week wrong of her? I feel one night a week of being out (with my limited responsibility) isn’t a big deal. Is the women I married just crazy? Or am I being an asshole?

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How do I do it?

I came her asking the same question a couple weeks ago, and you guys basically told me that I should:
>talk dirty
>engage his balls
>try to overpower him

And I've been successful in the first two, but as for overpowering him, well let's say that although I'm a match for him physically, I'm really sensitive. And so whenever I try to overpower him and get in control of the situation, he tickles me or he plays with my nipples or whatever, and I'm reduced to that doing that weird full-body twitchy thing that I can't help but do. And he knows it frustrates the shit out of me that I'm so helpless in bed, but he really just seems to find it amusing? Like, whenever we have sex, I'll end up really sweaty and my legs don't work and it's hard to be coherent but he'll be completely fine, if not just a little sleepy. It's infuriating!

So how do I make him work harder? Why the fuck am I lifting if I can't even force a guy to sweat?

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I'd like to hear what you guys think. I'm a black woman who grew up in mostly a dysfunctional ghetto family, my brother gang bangs,my mom cheats the system, my family is also ironically religious and abusive. I have severe mental issues that none of them care to
address until I end up in a hospital and forced into a mental institution. They have disrespected my home and my husband calling him white devil because he wouldn’t be their door mat and I dared to stand up for him. I want to distance myself from but they keep forcing their way in. They are racist, abusive, selfish people who are hindering my recovery. They spew all this black togetherness, religious, family crap and shame me for “acting white”. How can I distance myself from them?

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/adv/ would it be weird to add this girl on Snapchat out of the blue? Went on one date, never kissed, still text occasionally. I wouldn't be sending dick pics

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How do I get a gf if I look like pic related?

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>be me
>never had gf
>loner.jpg
>friend likes qt3.14 from his class
>invites me to come along to hang out with him, her, and other chicks
>doesnt want to be only guy there
>she and i hit it off
>friend obviously sees and jealous
>threatens me if i try anything
>unstable guy, i back off
>fast forward two months
>he fails to ask her out
>friendzone.jpg
>he continues to grow suspicious of me despite not trying anything
>one day snaps and yells at me over nothing
>ineedtoendthisbeforehekillsmeinsleep.webm
>meet up with girl and discuss everything
>she doesnt like him, agrees with everything i said
>she says she likes me
>blusheslikeschoolgirl.bmp
>reciprocates feelings
>not awkward between us, we talk and laugh all the way back to her dorm
>go home
>mfw we still came up with no solution
What do? I like her a lot, but I'm best friends with Mr. unstable and desperate

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>in love with this girl
>been in love with her for almost 3 years, she didn't know til this past summer
>Shes extremely attractive, likable, and smart.
>Very popular with the guys at her school, if you catch my drift.
>Every boyfriend she's had has been nothing short of a jerk.
>I started talking to her A LOT this past summer.
>She got a boyfriend towards the beginning of the school year, but he too was an ass.
>I was discreetly trying to get her to like me, I knew she knew I liked her but I didn't know how much.
>Finally works
>She snaps after a lot of crap and breaks up with him.
>We move closer together at an extremely rapid pace.
>I try my best to be a gentleman by the textbook white mom definition, I never ask for revealing pictures or anything like that.
>We eventually confess our love to each other but she isn't ready to go out yet with all the exams and stuff this time of the year.
>The small perverted slice of my brain becomes increasingly thirsty for any sex appeal from her other than her words and face.
>I forget how, but a few days ago we started texting each other a bunch, and the subject matter drifted into sex.
>I said something about how I liked thighs
>She sent me a few revealing photos, very, very nice but nothing too risque.
>She sent a few more
>I feel like a have to one-up her, pay her back, something.
>The subject carries into the next day.
>We both start talking about having sex with each other.
>Conversation becomes increasingly steamy.
>She sends me a picture of her with only her hand covering her lady parts, and her hair covering her breasts.
>By now you probably guessed I'm feeling like a supercharged jet engine.
>I say I've been "excited" for well over an hour, if you catch my drift.
>She says "Prove it"
>Obviously my queue to send a picture of my, uh, you know.
>Get all shaved and nice looking
>Send her a picture.
>She loves it
>We talk about more sex for a while then I go to bed feeling like a champ.

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>she's 15
>I'm 18

Fuck why did i let myself fall for this girl?
We're great friends and i just don't know what to do.

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I want to stop being afraid of engaging in conversations with attractive women and I want to be more confidence when I do engage, how can I manage this?

I go to college and like 55% of the people there are girls my age.

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Well here I am again /adv/ with more girl issues. (yippie)
I live somewhere in Utah, have interest in a girl, live around a moderately medium sized city, and I would like to have her on a date. But I don't know where to bring here, I know for a fact she dislikes the idea of movie theater for a first date (Learning that from a previous discussion the other day). Surrounded by mountains and farmland, she isn't a huge fan of outside things like hikes and stuff.

So /adv/, please help for date ideas.

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I feel as if I am missing out on life /adv/. I am 25 and I don't go clubbing or out to bars or any of that shit. I feel like there is a aspect of my life I missing. I don't get to meet women. My confidence is SHIT. I have no idea how to build confidence.

What can I do? I have no faith in myself when talking to women. I don't feel I can do it properly. I am missing something. Like that "masculine spark" that seems to attract women to even HUMAN SHITS like meth addicts or some shit.

Help me. I don't even know what to say to women!