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Read up on Mystics and saints. Something batshit is always happening to them. Start with...eh, Hildegard von Bingen.

>>16890741
Why kill yourself? Because tinnitus sucks? There is actually therapy that can help eliminate or lessen tinnitus, you should look into it.

>>16890771
>There is actually therapy that can help eliminate or lessen tinnitus
Actually that therapy is more or less what OP is trying to achieve. "Reframing".

>>16890740
Do a little research.

You can't just move to the USA, get a job and live happily ever after.

The only way you can get into the US is with a tourist visa, which has a time limit and absolutely forbids you from working.

The only way you can work in the US is with a work visa, but you have to have a US employer fill out the forms guaranteeing you the job and convincing the US officials you're not stealing the job from a citizen - and this all has to be done BEFORE you come to the US.

>>16890740


Go for australia, you are not equipped to NY.

Think of this as being like jumping into a pool. The midwest is the 3ft section. Everyone welcome. The South is the 5 ft depth. So long as you're okay up to your shoulders, you'll do alright. The west Coast and most of the north east too is the 9 feet. You can drown there, but hopefully a lifeguard gets to you first.

NY is the piranha infested 20 ft deep murky swamp next door. Not only can you drown immediately, there's predators who will eat you alive as you do. There's a million homeless people, everything smells like piss and no one gives a shit if you're going down.

Honestly, take your money and buy a modest house outside of a Midwestern city if you must come here. 15k Euros won't get you very far in NY, but it's a good (decent) start anywhere else.

Stop making mistakes.

>>16890721
Dude you just do your job

Ask other people that know more than you before your boss.

Don't fuck around.

If he's still bitching let him just get your paycheck and apply at another place.

Some bosses are just dicks cause their life is apparently hard.

>>16890762
As someone who occasionally had to deal with employee's that slack off and think they can skate.

Not much you can do.

You've probably cemented yourself as a shit tier employee.

If i'm your boss, I'm going to watch you for a while and start giving you less and less hours or else start keeping tabs 'til you fuck up too much and I just decide you're not worth it and fire you.

Too many people nowadays, especially young ones, feel like they can jerk off on Facebook and get paid instead of actually working.

If you want better luck at your next job, ask questions, work, and don't be an asshole who just sits around doing nothing because he thinks there's nothing to do. Be proactive.

>>16890674
It happens. I'd say the world is more like a lot of small club houses, and you only have to get into one of them to belong somewhere. With 7 billion people in the world, there should be plenty of people like you. The problem is finding them.

Look for chances to chat with people at school or work. Go to events or do some kind of group activity that looks interesting, and you'll at least have that in common with the people there. It probably won't go well for a while, but it'll get better if you keep trying.

If you want to read about characters going through the same kind of thing there's The Stranger and No Longer Human.

>>16890746
i read no longer human. It only made me feel worse. fucking depressing book. it just feels like when ever Im around people, Im acting. Im pretending to he someone im not.

>>16890674
I feel the exact same way.

>>16890672
Regis?

>>16890672
can you explain the joke to me please

>>16890722
unix shell script hat has a 1 in 6 chance of wiping whole hard drive (otherwise prints "Lucky Boy")

i.e. geeky version of russian roulette

if you dont want to deal with women, then dont. it's not crazy what you're saying.

however if this is just some shy bullshit way of allowing yourself to never feel vulnerable by making excuses, you should probably change that otherwise youre in for a very sad life

>>16890651
You have a somewhat autistic view of relationships. It's ok, it's what everyone grows up thinking.
People are interesting. A friend is someone who shows you stuff. Music, hobbies, activities, bars... A girlfriend is a kind of friend. She isn't there for you to treat right or to have sex with. She is there to teach you what she knows meanwhile you teach her what you know. Don't undervalue that just because you are busy exercicing. Meeting new people is always a good experiment. It might work out, it might not. Worst case scenario: it goes nowhere. Best case scenario: it changes how you view the world.

If you are fine where you are right now, its alright but IMHO you should always try for more.

>>16890654
I dont think it is. I really just am dealing with shit and dont think i could be in a relationship with someone and actaully be a good partner to them the way i am now.

>>16890572
>How do people make it as neets
they live off their mother until she dies then become homeless retards

suck it up and get a job

>>16890572
They don't, that's why they're NEET.

See if you can get a doc to diagnose you as an actual autist, and then see if you can find programs meant to help mentally-disabled people. My local grocery market seems to hire disabled people specifically, and my cousin who has severe mental disabilities has an easier time finding jobs than I do.

GO TO THE DOCTOR! No seriously, my family is very prone to that shit, my father and all my three siblings have gotten bad ones.
For your sake OP I hope it is just some cracked skin because these things fucking suck.

>>16890539
Oh man, I had a rectal abscess when I was 18.
Go to the doctor NOW. Like, fuck. I ignored it and I didn't recover until I was 19 and I wasn't fully recovered until I was 20.
Doctor. Now.

>>16890539
This is really common OP and embarrassing. Those things seriously suck. I had one and I'm scared it might come back.

>>16890533
Actually it'll be harder to learn a new language as an adult unless you already speak one!
Something to do with your brain development and how kids are better at learning new sounds.
My advice: You wanna learn french? Take some basic courses, get a handle on the basics. Then move to france and speak it every fucking day. Immerse yourself in that shit. You'll get there and it'll be a good experience.

>>16890533
You don't know how good you will be until you try. What kind of fucking question is that?

>>16890533

you don't. So try it and find out, fuccboi

it only works if you force your personality and don't let her change you.

There's a difference between opposite personalities, and complementary personalities. The latter can work, and often does. The former is usually a recipe for disaster, at least in the long run. "Opposites attract" is not reflective of actual, lasting relationships.

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my grill and i are opposites and we're together for more than a decade. No struggle.

communication is important.

>>16890505
Golf tee and slacks that aren't jeans.

>>16890505
Slacks, a button down, some nice shoes.
It's a fucking call center. Don't wear a suit. Dress how you would dress for work.
Just make sure you shower, wash, get a hair cut, shave, wear clean clothes, brush floss and mouthwash.
Smell good, be clean, haircut, and just dress how you would day to day at the job.

Button up shirt (tucked in, leave the top button undone) and pants that aren't jeans or chinos in obnoxious colours. Dress shoes. Belt, preferably one in the same colour as your shoes. Clean-shaven or neatly groomed facial hair, no stubble.

>>16890500
At least 2 years.

Also, your teeth look fine. Stop using them as an excuse for your shitty life situation.

-I'm a dentist

>>16890529
No his teeth do not look fine. I'm actually a dentist

>>16890529
Heheh, and where did I say I blamed my life problems on my teeth? Having shitty teeth is just another small side effect of all the other problems I have/had which may or may not be my fault, certainly not the source of my problems, although they do make me more unexpressive and self-conscious, which definitely doesn't help in social settings. :[

What the actual fuck is wrong with you

>>16890499
>>16890499
You're a fucking asshole
However, so am I so let me enlighten you.
The best way to do it desu is to try and take advantage of her emotions. Make her love you a lot and get your friends to talk to her as well. Invite her into your 'posse'. After you've had enough fun with the goods you need to break up with her and try to destroy her emotionally in doing so. The more she cares about you the easier this will be. Then your friend just needs to be there for her and pick up the pieces. If they invest time, he can get close and probably into a relationship eventually. DON'T leak her nudes to your friends or that will end badly for your little game.
Good luck op,
enjoy the pussy.

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>>16890499
How's that "Nice guy" syndrome treating you?

>>16890479
It's not weird so far so why would it be more weird?
Unless you make a move and she has a BF that is...

Try to inject some comedy into asking her out for a drink and see what happens. If she says she has a BF, you say, 'That's okay, you bring your BF... I was thinking of bringing my Mum anyway..

That way the potential weirdness is masked by humor. And she'll probably still like you.

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