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So I've been having a weird problem for 2 years that doctors can't fix. The only "fix" I have is to fap like 4 times in a row daily, which A) leaves me tired B) takes up a lot of time.
I'm a guy who is sexually extremely sensitive unless I rain my balls daily. If I for example don't do this today, tomorrow I will be okay but the day after every minor touch in my genitals will be very pleasurable and sometimes even make me moan. Makes wearing boxer briefs annoying sometimes so I resort to wearing baggy ass pants which makes me look unprofessional at work.
I precum a lot and honestly, fapping feels fucking great. The orgasm however is rediculous. I actually wear a mouthguard when I fap or have sex now because I chipped a tooth once. I often passout too so I wear a condom. Its more intense if the girl does anything else (fondle balls, finger prostate, etc) while I cum to the point where I have passed out for a day.
Doctors have tried to do all kinds of shit, with hormone therapy being the one thing I refused because I dont want to fuck with that. Anyone else have this problem?
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theres a new fda approved numbing dick cream, could try that stuff
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It's been six months since my ex broke up with me and I still break down sometimes. It's like I don't want to get over her, wherever I am or whatever I'm doing I imagine doing it with her, like if I'm in my car I literally imagine her next to me. I just wish I could talk to her. What's wrong with me? Is this normal? Or have a completely lost my mind?
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Give it another 6 months.
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>>16892812
If you were together 3 years+ then not being 100% over it after 6 months is understandable, of course. However, constantly mulling it over is not healthy. You need to push through, start dating, get a new s/o, etc.
Do not contact her, and make a conscious effort to push her to the back of your mind. When people break up, it means it's not meant to be - regardless of circumstances. Both people could be amazing individually, but simply incompatible together in the long term. Push on and be happy with yourself - good luck
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>>16892812
If you really want to talk to her then find the means to do it. Don't lose yourself when you do this and go into an emotional panic. It's pretty normal to miss your ex like this though.
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Recently I got a girl's number and I want her to be comfortable while texting me. Thing is, along with the obvious social awkwardness I am working on, I use proper grammar and spelling, especially when texting.
My "Internet/text laughter" is limited to lol/LOL, maybe kek depending on the person I am talking to, and if I'm desperate, a "heh".
Because of this, I'm come off as serious, when I'm not. Now the even worse problem:
I don't like contracting things the way people do in my country. "porque/por que/porquê/por quê" turned into "pq". "você" becomes "vc". The letter K is spammed to mean laughter("kkkkkkkkkk"), along with other acronyms that are used. I find these repulsive.
The same happens with the girl I'm talking to, but rather than the above, she uses words like "shipping" in that Tumblr/whatever way of saying "I would like these two to be a couple".
I'm not saying I'll stop talking to someone because I don't like the way they text. I just don't want her to think I'm being serious all the time. I avoid using the same kind of Internet vocabulary she does for my own reasons, but want her to know not to need a serious face when talking to me.
Any help other than the obvious "don't act so uptight"/"mimic her manners of speech"/"learn to like and use her words"?
Pic unrelated, but man do I hope I'm ever in the same situation as that guy with said girl.
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What you do is that you take 15 mg Zopiclone and a few beers. That will solve all you issues and you won't even remember what you said when you wake up.
Next day you will have a date.
True story from my life.
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>>16892796
Sounds fun, but not into alcohol or drugs. I'd like to at least know what I did right so should(definitely will) I fail to progress with this girl I could try it on the next.
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>>16892806
Dude, this is like asking "I was playing a guitar without having practiced at all, and people didn't like it, what did i do wrong?".
You have to learn from experience.
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I can't belong anywhere, i've just realized that.
Having no family at first, I was never able to fit in a group of friends.
Then come jobs where I don't fit in the group of co workers and i've always tried to avoid doing the same job for more than 3 months.
I tried drama and sports, but I always quit, i'm not used to commitment, to belonging somewhere.
What am I going to do now i've realized that?
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Let's suppose for the moment that you did fit in somewhere. How would you know? What would be different?
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my gf when on a trip for china today and i miss her so much and i love her lots! what can i do to help from feeling sad?
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>>16892753
Break up with her before she cucks you with some chink scum.
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>>16892753
I'll send you a postcard of her sucking my xiang dong
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she's going to be a literal pincushion for little Asian dicks
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My girlfriend of 8 months could possibility be pregnant(we are both 18) she has the implant but has still missed her period and is suffering many symptoms of an earlier pregnancy as wel.l I love her more than anything and we have previously discussed what would happen if she got pregnant. Which is too get rid of the baby. Do I have any reason to worry as we have both agreed on an abortion or should I be fine?
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>>16892739
She didn't lie did she? You don't want a kid, right?
Shit happens man, get a test and talk it out.
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>>16892739
>Do I have any reason to worry as we have both agreed on an abortion or should I be fine?
Yes
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>>16892739
So you think she may not do good on her promise if it comes to it?
You know her, we don't.
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I'm 21 and too terrified to drive and my parents are getting ready to force me to drive despite walking to college almost every day. I just know if I had a car I'd drive myself right off a cliff or slam into a pole/tree with my seatbelt off.
What the fuck do I even do
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>>16892731
Ffs, take some lessons.
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>>16892754
>take some lessons dude that'll make you less suicidal
thanks bro
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>>16892731
Learn to drive.
Pass.
Never drive again.
I didn't want to drive, but because I was afraid but because I just don't enjoy driving at all. I went through it all. Afterwards I was like nah. Not my thing me. Too expensive. I even got a car given to be but insurance was too much and I never took it out anyway and they eventually got the message.
Regarding crashing and shit. Don't worry, it's easy to learn. Boring too, but whatever. Just go with it.
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What is a stable job I can get to support myself while I follow my dreams of making art? I'm single and don't mind living in a shitty apartment.
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Anything? Work in a bar, work at McDonalds, work in a coffee shop, work in retail, work for your local council/government/whatever. There's a lot of jobs out there.
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>>16892736
This, the possibilities are endless. Apply for everything. Even if you are accepted to and interview, you don't have to take the job.
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>be me
>Just finished reading a book my teacher recommended (it was The Wild Trees)
>We talk about it
>He sees I'm reading The Fellowship of the Ring
>Asks if I've read it before
>I tell him no
>"Oh." He seems disappointed. Then the bell rings
I don't even know why this is bothering me. I feel like I somehow made a mistake?
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He was hoping you were a Tolkein fan and y'all could nerd it up together. You failed him, young padawan.
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Thanks this reply made me feel 10x better
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I'm a kitchen department manager at a restaurant. A new girl at work has asked me every day this what time I get off. When I ask why, shes says "I was just curious." She also makes physical contact with me (touching my arm or back) or says my name whenever she walks by.
Now all that sounds like typical flirty bullshit and that I should hop on that train, right? But the problem I have is that she apparently told another girl there that she was attracted to a different manager, but that was when she was brand new and probably didn't know what our names were, so I kind of assume that was a misunderstanding about who she was attracted to. Is that a reasonable assumption to make? And should I ask her out? I really am not interested in a relationship, but I do want to fuck somebody, and she's a 7/10.
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She probably is insecure about her sexuality / doesn't know how to express her feelings. Just stay away, and pretend like nothing, that's my advice.
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>>16892706
So just don't bother, huh? Alright then.
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>>16892684
>Is that a reasonable assumption to make?
No
>should I ask her out?
No
Expect either batshit or a lawsuit, possibly both, if you hook up with her. It's your place of work and one shouldn't shit where he eats. Especially in a restaurant.
wondering if you guys had any suggestions on a job that doesn't drug test and hires at 18 yrs old.
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>>16892671
Quit drugs you junkie fuck.
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1. Stop doing drugs
2. Mail delivery boy, graveyard worker, park worker.
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>>16892691
if you consider me a junkie for smoking cannabis medicinally then go ahead I guess haha.
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Hey /adv/
I've been slowly losing interest and happiness in my life.
There's not a single satisfying thing in my life.
I have a girlfriend and I don't love her, I just have her because I don't want to 'be a loser'. I have many friends but our friendships start to burn out. I have a good job and I get a lot of money, but buying stuff makes me happy only for a short time.
I don't have any hobbies, passions or anything. I used to play games, watch movies and read books. I tried parachute jumping, scuba diving, snowboarding, writing stuff, programming, dancing, martial arts, anime, playing on an instrument - and nothing holds my interest for more than five hours.
The only reason why I'm still alive is because of these short periods of time when I feel good for no particular reason.
Also my whole fucking personality is fake. I wanted to be 'alpha' so I started hanging out with the cool guys in highschools, but pretending to be an extroverted narcissist is exhausting, but at least I'm not a virgin. Going to all these social events starts to get tiring too.
And I don't want to 'be myself'. My true personality died when I stopped liking things I liked. I don't even know what kind of a person I am.
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Sounds like the textbook exampled of a man who became estranged by our shallow, materialistic, , pretentious society. Sounds like you have to start from the beginning.
Have you thought about what you want to achieve in life? What kind of person do you wanna be in 20 years?
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>>16892648
>Have you thought about what you want to achieve in life? What kind of person do you wanna be in 20 years?
It might sound shallow as fuck but when I was in highschool my biggest dream was to be remembered. I wanted to be famous and I wanted to change the world. I had a drive to change myself, but as you can see it wasn't really a good thing.
Now? I don't know. I can't imagine myself in 20 years. I don't have any idea how I'll be able to survive 20 years because social interactions tire me more than my job.
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>>16892668
The advice i would give you, is to try to think out what you wanna do in the future. For example, me, I want to eventually build my own house. It won't be easy but i'm gonna work hard for several years and save up money to buy a plot and then build my own house there. It's a long term goal that i have, maybe it will take me 20 years, but that's what i'm working towards. I also want to start a family. But now, i'm just working, training at the gym, and reading a lot, basically taking it easy. But I feel comfortable knowing i'm working towards my long term goal. I think everyone should have such a goal to strive towards.
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My parents are extremely Christian. They pray before every meal (in restaurants, too), teach Sunday school, and constantly talk about God try to spread his word. God was involved in everything growing up, and they always told me how important it was to find a Christian girl to marry and have God be the center of the marriage.
I'm atheist now, but have never told them because my mom would cry nonstop and honestly have a break down. I just got engaged to my girlfriend (who they love), and she is extremely atheist. She is the type that despises religion.
She has always been a good sport, though, and she goes to church with me for big holidays with my family. They have no idea she isn't Christian.
So, now that we are engaged, I'm feeling like I have to tell my parents. I know they'll want me to get married in a church. I know when I have kids, they'll want them to get baptized, teach them about God, etc.
What do I do from here? I am confident they will be "heartbroken" hearing I'm marrying an "ungodly" woman. I think they'll blame her for my beliefs. I'm just not sure the best way to approach it, and if approaching it is every what you do.
TL;DR
How do I tell my extremely Christian parents I'm marrying an atheist?
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Do whatever the hell you want to do. If you love this woman, and want to marry her, then just bloody well do it. No one has a right to tell you what you should/shouldn't do when it comes to love. Especially not your parents. If they disown you or any bullshit like that for doing it then that's their fucking problem. It shouldn't be yours. All that should matter is marrying the woman you love.
Do you want to be married in a church? Do you want your kids to be baptised? Do you want them to be raised in a religious environment?
No?
That's your fucking choice, not theirs.
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Honestly, stop caring about what your parents think. Live your own life, if your parents decide to have some kind of breakdown over how you're living your life, then let them do that. It doesn't affect you.
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Say 'mom, dad, I love you and respect your beliefs, but I'm not religious' which sounds ten times better than 'I dont believe in god'.
I think its good to view religion/church as at least a cultural thing though if not a belief system. You can compromise by bringing your kids to church for xmas or easter for the fun stuff. I'm atheist as well but I still appreciated my parents taking me to church once or twice as a kid even though theyre not religious either. Just so I could see what it was exactly. And people are friendly
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Long story short, a slut I used to fuck fell in love with me while she kept being a slut and I just told her to fuck off, but because I'm a good guy I kept in touch with her and now she claims being pregnant (not by me, but her current bf, who is younger than her) and I have the suspicion that it's my child and she knows, but we both kinda go with the flow and the guy gets cucked into raising my child.
She told me to be the godfather of the child and that she also has herpes and I should better get checked too, because, well, kids that shit is like picking cotton candy in the mountain dew desert at a thousand degrees. I told her that I can't grantee her nothing. She kept on going about how I was the only one that was genuinely good to her and she regrets being a slut (keeps being one though).
Well, well, now why I told you all this shit is that I'm fucking happy no to be a father (told her I got a vasectomy years ago anyway).
HAPPY NO FATHER'S DAY FAGGOTS!
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>>16892542
>fucks known sluts
>is a slut himself
>types like a redneck retard
>STD
You're both gutter trash.
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>>16892542
>because im a good guy
surely this was the most selfless act on your part.
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How do I forget about the past and live happy with my gf? Around Christmas time she had an emotional affair with a guy she met in the city. They went on a date, too, although she said "nothing happened." I forgive her and all, but I'm just not as attracted to her anymore. And there's not much she can do besides apologize. We've been together for two years and all of my friends became really good friends with her, and I hang around her family constantly. I feel like if people knew what happened, they wouldn't want me to be with her anymore. It's just a shitty situation now, so I need advice.
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Sounds like you know what you have to do. a emotional affair is still a affair, and she went on a date with another guy. that's fucked up, it'l be hard to distance yourself but if your not attracted to her there is no point in sticking around
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>>16892522
I have been in your position, even if I'm a girl.
Do not tell anyone. They'll clearly get mad at her and run things. There's enough stress.
Take time off her. Make it clear that she has no right to even think about someone else during those days.
Take some days for yourself. Think about all you've been through and try to forgive her. Do not talk to her till you're pretty much over it and ready to forgive her. If you can't, leave her.
If you choose to be back to her, do not talk about it anymore. Do not mention it in fights. Never.
I asked my boyfriend to tell me his passwords and let me check his phone for a while because I felt insecure. I asked him to check 2 or 3 times in 4 years. Obviously I gave him mine.
We slowly got trusting again. Took me a year to feel attracted to him in the same way, and to respect him the way I used to before.
Good luck OP.