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100buxa week is dogshit dude. Also kinds sounds like you'll be "working" all day since you can't leave the car basically? Idk might be a cool experience to see the country but you better think about that at the reward and not the cash.

>>16890171
You'd meet some cool people and maybe get laid, the band might replace you and it wouldn't be fair to kick the new guy out unless you specifically make sure they look for a replacement temporarily.

Think about all the lonely nights in cheap motels though. Maybe even just in the car? or sharing a room?

It wouldn't be for money by any means. This couple are in their 60's, so more than likely they'll be taking care of themselves pretty well. My main job would be to drive. I'll rest when they rest, and eat when they eat. I don't see them not taking care of themselves.

>>16890169

expose yourself to more women, specifically in interests groups. and when i mean expose i mean go meet, not flash your penisu.

also, figure out what aspect of the personality is boring and seek out a place where you might specifically find the antithesis (or at least a deviation) of that.

>>16890169
If you see women as generally boring and you didn`t meet anyone interesting, then you`re either in a boring place or you`re the problem.

What makes you think you're trans

>>16890159

the big question is, do you want to live a trans lifestyle? I'm gay, but i dont really enjoy the gay life style. so im closeted. and thats okay. you're friends and family do not need to know the details of your sex life.

if i ever met someone worth introducing to them, i would come out. but until then, why bother?

so in your case, you mention you dont pass. do you need to live as a woman in womans clothing and raising your voice (essentially faking everythign about yourself?) or can you pull a neo-chris-crocker and just continue your life as is but accept inside yourself that you are a woman, but that has nothing to do with you aesthetically?

if you feel you NEED to be out, test the waters first. dress up at home or whatever. go to a strange city over night and be trans there. see how you feel about it. is this what you want your whole life to be? lesser of two evils? etc.

then start with a friend and go from there.

but frankly i think most trans people aren't trans so much as they have a harder to explain disorder.

a not so pretty woman realizes shes not so pretty and kind of lets it end there. but trans mtf seem to be obsessed with being the prettiest most passing women of them all.

>>16890203

I just like the idea of being a girl. I don't enjoy being a stereotypical man. I'm never really comfortable around other men, and don't really feel like I can be myself. I've always felt great in the company of women; not really in a sexual sense, but like I can be myself and say what's on my mind. I like women's clothing, and I would love it if I could wear women's clothing every day out in the open.

>>16890231

I just feel like I'm living a lie. It's almost like I put on a mask every morning. I don't enjoy it.

>>16890124
No? Wtf?

>>16890130
So it's still possible to get one in real life?

I guess I'm just ugly then.

>>16890141
post them details bbygirl shiiiiiiiieeet lemme fuck that PUSSY UP know what im sayin???

>>16890097
My dad uses one. Be sure you properly clean it is all I have to say.

my dad uses one as well, no advice per se just completely put out of your head the idea that you'll look retarded, this is about your health

>>16890097
Same as others. Health>fashion. It helped my father a lot with insomnia. It also got to a point where he almost choked every night and this machine completely fixed that problem.
Clean it.

THERES ALREADY 10 OF THESE FUCK OFF

>>16890059
There shouldnt be 10

>>16890052
To women. How do you pick the guys you don't vs those you keep around as friends even though you know they like you.
Like what distinguishes them. What makes you put one in the friend zone.

>>16890047
do you have a

Reddit is another website. Also, 9gag moves quickly. Also, tumblr is a good place to get attention.

See ya, fatass.

>>16890047

Outside

Women are shit at conversation. You need to pop little interesting tidbits into almost everything you say. A joke here, a question there, etc. It's fucking stupid. But that's what you gotta do to keep them on the line. Push to what you want to do pretty fast. If that's a date or whatever then get comfortable and ask.

>>16890046
Why do people ever get married?

I seriously doubt they magically change at any point.

>>16890033
Women get a billion messages a day on dating sites. Unless you have the body of a god and the life of a partying billionaire, you should just accept the fact that most women are not going to reply to you. Give your best shot with an opening message and move on to the next one, that's all you can do.

>>16890030
>I find her boring.
>your primary reason for having friends is to sate your boredom

do a self evaluation

>>16890071
>jumping to conclusions
haha nice

>>16890030
OP, while I understand you can find your friend boring, you can just make up stuff you can talk about. If you're not the type who wants to do that, then you shouldn't be friends in the first place.

You sucking all you can get from her and then finding her boring is just cruel. Explain to her you want more content, and if she tries but can't tell you anything you'd like to hear, try asking questions yourself. "how was your day?"/"tell me about your day" can be a good start.

>>16890071
I have a hard time trying to understand friendship. Social construct to make it okay to depend on people from outside your family? Social construct used to establish status in a given hierarchy? Relationship between two people who can confide to one another? Something based on trust?

It's incredibly complex and I won't say someone is wrong by looking for people to satiate their boredom and calling them friends until they're no longer of use.

>>16889988
for primarily inflammatory acne (like pic related)
OTC: try benzoyl peroxide or salycylic acid first
prescip: erythromycin or doxycycline, if youre a girl birth control will be very effective

drink more water and eat less sugar and carbs

moisturize after you clean your face. your body overcompensates with the oil when acne soaps dry it out.

I used to have bacne and chest acne and all that. Honestly just take a shower every day, or atleast every other day. It seems like a hassle, because I used to just take one like once a week if that. Honestly it really helps, and get a basic body wash. There all pretty much the same thing. Also get a towel and you can only use the towel for 3 uses then you have to wash it again. You won't see good results untill about a month later, but it's worth it. Good luck OP

>>16889982
Comb out your pubes into a middle parting and draw a pair of eyes on the shaft with a sharpie. Name your dick and balls in a trio (ie: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kids)

You don't need to shave, but trim at least. Most chicks don't enjoy traversing a jungle to find a snake.

Get in shape, if even a bit. A fupa can hide inches of you dick. Also it blocks you from maximizing your piercing potential.

If you trim, try to shave your shaft, it makes giving bjs easier.

If you're uncut, wash under the skin. It only takes 39 secs to ensure you don't pack on the smegma. A cleaner dick is a more inviting dick. "Welcome to the curving tower of Piza" over "come, smell my fresh fromunda". Unless you're into that.

Very simple, likely you'd heard of them already. Cock maintenance is not very complex or hard.

Wash your dick
Trim your pubes
Shave your balls

It's not hard

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Nobody cares, the girls will still date you if you are cute, or not date you if you are not.

Act how you normally would? What sort of question is this?

You don't. Move on, it's not a big deal.

>>16889965
Snape kills dumbledore

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Choose better anime shows that can hold your attention.

well... IDK what's on your mind. Think, why do I do what you do. Do my family and friend are responsible of how I feel? Are they mean or they just don't know how they make me feel? It's all my fault? Do I have a way back to feel better?

>>16889975
I have two older brothers and a twin. The two older ones are both fuck ups who failed their gcses (one of which is 24 and never had a job) and my dad is an alcoholic. I really don't want to let down my mom and twin though which is why I don't want to drop out but I'm miserable here.

>>16889954
So, the only ones whom worth the fight are your mother and twin. Do they support you?. Do you liked at first time your career? If you do what you do because of them, what's your real goal? take them far away where you can live happy? anything else? Keep in your mind what you are going to do, not just I wanna help my mother.

So, you have to analyse your thoughts and keep away from any adictive habit or substance, at least in your worst times. And a good therapy could be help homless or orphan, or something like that. It's not a answer for your problems, but a way to feel better, if you do well, people feel wel, if people feel well you feel well. We are social animals, so we need a good environment. You should keep in contact with a proffesional or if you don't have money, seek for a confidence worthy person, pastor, rabbi or just a kind person. If you want to feel better you have to be with the correct people. Asholes are not a good company

>>16889913
Quit your job anon I can't see a reason for you to stay there,finish your uni.
Also what the fuck is the peace corps?

>>16890361

An organization for you to rape women in 3rd world countries