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I impregnated my mom and my dad raped my sister what do I do?
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You life happily ever after with your hillbillyredneckfamily
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Have sex with your sister's child and you'll be your own grandfather.
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>>16891475
kill yourself?
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How to talk to Tinder matches 2016-03-08 17:15:17 Post No.16891469
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Finally got Tinder and am matching with cute girls only to have them not want to talk much or simply not reply at all. What are some good tips on how to keep them talking and turn it into a date? Every website I go on for advice is sooo fucking corny
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like a normal conversation, like you've just made eye contact and smiled and now you say hi.
I always asked what they were doing, that would always spark some sort of conversation.
be interested rather than interesting. Don't treat it like a game where the bonus is a date or sex, try to find someone you can connect with. investigating the kind of person they are is similar to being interested in them as a person so that's something they'l like.
Be honest, don't agree with everything, they want a man, not an orbitter, but turn a disagreement into interest, like
>i love knitting, knitting is my life
betas lie and agree, aspies throw out how much they think it's borin but you can be interested
>really? I've allways thought that's quite boring, what do you like so much about it?
then she'll tell you a bunch about what drives her to do the things she does, you may do entirely different stuff but for similar reasons and tadaaa you're having quite a deep conversation.
don't be afraid to abandon ship either, there's no highscore as to how much girls you've scored, only the one you actually enjoy talking to and maybe eventually be with matter.
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>>16891524
I wasn't sure if a simple "hey what's up" was too vanilla amidst a sea of other matches but have tried it a little and will continue to
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>>16891524
Thanks for all the other advice too btw, much appreciated!
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Widows peak/Receding hairline/Male pattern baldness
How do you differentiate from the 3? I know widows peak and mature hairline don't reflect balding, but I'd like to know how to identify which one I have so I am prepared if it is the worst.
My hairline is very similar to pic related. Notice how the edges are somewhat thinner, which to me seems worrisome that future surface area will emerge.
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>How do you differentiate from the 3?
Google images. They're very distinct.
>which to me seems worrisome that future surface area will emerge.
Yes, but you still have a good decade or two before it becomes awful. Then you'll get a transplant.
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Any good hair products for men that I can use to set my hair without looking edgy? My hair currently looks and feels like dry grass. I shower daily.
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>>16891461
That's a pretty bad hairline man
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Boyfriends still stuck in the past! 2016-03-08 17:12:10 Post No.16891460
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So me and my boyfriend live with eachother have done for a good year now, we have good sex and we never get bored of eachother even when we are together 24/7 but his ex keeps coming into our relationship he says she is his best friend but their chat isn't friendly it's more flirting than anything, he keeps saying there isn't anything there but it's constantly on my mind she calls me names and makes it like she cares about him, she has a boyfriend and I know she is trying to manipulate him mentally using things against him. I know it's wrong to read what they have said but previously she sent him things that weren't appropriate for him or her being in a relationship so I asked him to stop speaking to her it made me very uncomfortable but he started again when I was out of the country...
He has told her loads about our relationship and things that aren't even true about us I have confronted him and he lied straight to my face that he wasn't speaking to her again. I love the boy loads and we get on so great it's just her continuously crawling back into our relationship.
What do?
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catch some better pokemon and come back in ten years
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Only photo I had mate
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Call him on his lies, shit's not cool.
You come off a bit controlling, he's allowed to have female friends as long he doesn't fuck them, and reading his shit is a violation of his privacy and trust.
All that shit is moot though, he lied, you know it, call him out for it.
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Expect at a university 2016-03-08 16:56:04 Post No.16891416
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What am i going to expect at a unuversity????
Im going there for a job interview. Why not visit before employer the chairman?
Tbh im kinda a loser......for a custodian job :)
Advice?
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A custodian job is the same anywhere. You sweep the floors,empty the bins, wash out the toilets, and come to hate college kids for being so messy.
You won't be working for a department chair, but for the buildings-and-grounds (or whatever it will be called) office.
Just push that broom. It's not rocket science.
Lately I get this feeling that I'm getting dumber and dumber or maybe its just low self esteem. I want to be smart, I want to know how it feels to know stuff again. Guide my soul?
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What are you interested in? Consider University or just look at online courses about subjects you find interesting.
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Watch documentaries and read nonfiction. Ted talks are interesting.
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>>16891407
Learn something.Anything. You'll feel smarter.
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Trial and error general 2016-03-08 16:48:18 Post No.16891397
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>Be me
>Family fell apart early, not much affection to any of them
>Want soulmate wife
>But how to find her?
>My only idea is trial and error
>So I start chatting up about every girl I meet
>Mostly get rejections, sometimes interest, sometimes even more
>Have had several girlsfriends, but never worked out in the long run
>Never mind, it's trial and error
>Finally find her
>Soulmate girlfriend becomes soulmate wife
>Has been working well for 18 years now
Sometimes she's still teasing me for my trial and error approach.
"Anon, didnt you know I was something special from the start?"
"Well, honestly no, I just did trial and error!"
Probably shouldn't have told her that.
But I can recommend the trial and error approach after all!
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I can't. I'm trying to reach out and be less socially awkward. Just got a girl's phone number by asking her directly.
Someone called me and wouldn't hang up, while I tried my best to end the conversation before me and this classmate parted ways, but I wasn't able to make them shut up. As she was about to board the train, I said "hey, anon(ette? ina?), give me your phone number".
She did, and we talked a bit in the evening. Still, I can tell she's not that interested in what I say and I'm afraid of spiralling into insecurity, becoming another Denko guy. (´•ω•`)
I'm definitely gonna fail on this first attempt, but were I less awkward, maybe things could work out pretty well.
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>i wanted to find a wife
>so i just did dating until i found the right girl
this isn't a method, this is how the world works
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>Probably shouldn't have told her that.
We have a Nobel prize nominee here. She expected you to say yes even though she knows it's a lie. You know she's now gonna go and fuck some Chad just to up her self esteem?
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Where can I find girls for sending dick pics and asking them for ass pics, pussy pics etc. I'm alpha attractive male with big cock and I have got relevant experience but not among american grills. IDK it's possible in facebook particularly or not. Help me plz
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>Where can I find girls for sending dick pics
>I'm alpha attractive male
loled
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Relevant pic.
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>I'm alpha attractive male
If you have to say that you are "alpha", you probably aren't.
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How do you get a cat to stop doing something?
my cats keep repeatedly doing things (eats plants, goes up on desks and knocks shit over, jumps on my computer and turns it off, etc) and and moving them seems to makes them want to come back even more.
I've got shit to do and can't keep stopping what I'm doing to go deal with them, how can I stop them from being bad?
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Orange oil. Cats usually hate citrus. Also, they sound bored. Give them more shit to do.
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>>16891364
thanks
they definitely are bored, but I can't fix that. they have a million different toys they won't play with, and the only toy they love (pipecleaners) they lost. I haven't had time lately to go get them.
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Mother looking for life boat 2016-03-08 16:27:07 Post No.16891345
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>be me
>live alone in rental, single no responsibilities
>mom sells house but doesn't have enough money for comfortable retirement
>she wants to buy a place and wants me to live with her to keep costs down (probably for company too, she's single)
>social security will be like $300/month
>I made 100k last year
>I don't really like living where I'm at because landlord is OCD af
>live on the other side of country for job and other obvious reasons
>last time I lived with mom was 10 yrs ago when I was 18
>it was total shit and I don't like to relive shitty experiences
I love my mom and everything and I want to help her out with retirement but I don't want to live with her
Wat do /adv/?
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Don't move in with her.
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Maybe send her a few hundred a month or something.
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>>16891358
That's what I'm thinking about doing. After I get done with flight lessons I'll have enough extra money to send her a stipend but I don't know how long I can keep it up.
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I sucked my dog off and he came in my mouth what do I do
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Don't tell anyone is the only advice I can offer.
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Swallow, it's impolite to spit.
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Swallow.
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Realistically, what are the chances of landing a self sustaining career on zoology?
What is there to expect for someone in the state of Louisiana and how do you go about becoming one
They told me I should do what I love for a living and I want to fuck around in the woods for money
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Look into being a park ranger. Fuck around in the woods all day and make sure idiots and drunk kids don't set the trees on fire.
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I honestly can't say. Maybe in the Forest Service? They need foresters, biologists, environmental scientists of all sorts, and probably zoologists too.
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I hear you can get mad jobs if you aren't afraid of moving far away.
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help, my friend is a crazy person 2016-03-08 16:06:40 Post No.16891287
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help, my friend is a crazy person
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My best friend appears to have been hiding his either autism spectrum or schizoid personality from people, because of how harshly he was bullied for it in the past. If you're wondering why I'm calling him this shit, it's because he actually is 100% different from anyone else in how he acts, and sometimes he can be quite insensitive and annoying. For instance, if someone falls and busts their face on the pavement, he'll feel inclined to laugh. Another frustrating example is that he'll just read off Wikipedia pages in his head that he memorized to you and call it a conversation. He used to find a common ground like, "Perhaps you would enjoy this anime", but now he literally spends most of the time talking to people in his head because it's "more rewarding" to him.
I'm a little mad that my friend was a façade, although no longer fronting is probably the best thing for him, and I'm happy he's actually doing better. Pretending to be someone he wasn't resulted in a girl he loved leaving him in the past, and a lot of drug use. I should be happy for him, but when he sends me a text message like, "I feel like Ren,"--Ren from Ren and Stimpy, who sits in the chair reading while Stimpy proceeds to be a fucking idiot all around the house--"reading about this [mystical/gnostic bullshit that even Ozzy knew was nunts] around all these dummies at school." Another time he just sent me reworked Papa Roach lyrics like it was a freestyle or something.
All I know how to do in response to him is to be like, "Aight," and even sometimes to say, "Go away, unless you want to actually engage me in a conversation." He's even rude like, he'll stop to listen to a statement you've said, and then just proceed like he didn't fucking hear it. The past few things he said I was interested in present like internet troll posts, so I probably should have dismissed it, actually.
What even is this?
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I have a friend like this. I finally got him to stop though. It was really easy actually. a large, industrial strength garbage bag, zip ties, and a blunt object are what I used, but of course there are other methods.
first, purchase the items. should be done separately as to not bring suspicion.
second, invite your friend over. make sure to word it in a way he'd be willing to accept to.
then, when he arrives, hit him atop the head with the blunt object.
use the zip ties to bind his limbs together
tie him up in the bag
take out the trash and dump wherever you feel fit.
I dumped my friend over an overpass on the freeway, and sure as hell, he never acted the same way again. I think if you try this, you'll experience similar results.
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Bumping for interest
My girlfriend has very similar behavior and it's driving me nuts, also angry often. She says she loves me, but man, this is some random crazy don't know how to take it
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>Perhaps you would enjoy this anime
found the problem
run
run fast
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Most my life I thought furrys were creepy until today or very recently I've accepted and became a part of the fandom any advice for a budding young furry,how do I meet more furrys idk basics
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dont commission zaush
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>>16891282
Kill yourself.
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do you think you're the first person to be in this position? don't you think you might be able to find some info and previous discussion about this online?
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Friends Gf coming on to me 2016-03-08 16:05:12 Post No.16891280
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We've all been friends since middle school and they got together in high school but I got with her before him but we were interrupted when we were about to kiss. I thought they would be better together anyways and I wanted to help him get a girl because he's a good guy.
Anyways there's been times over the years (we're 21 now and they are still together) when he's not around and she acts really flirty and shit. I try not to be flirty back just friendly but the other night it got really weird when we were all at a party and she was really drunk making me take shots with her, being flirty, at one point putting her hands in my pockets feeling around because she wanted to "see if guys pockets were bigger" and sticking out her tongue looking up at me while handing me a bottle of jaeger she wanted me to pour.
I was just wondering if I should say something to my bro about it, to her about it or just keep quiet about it. I'm pretty sure I won't ever make a move because I don't want to fuck up what we all have together so I could ignore it indefinitely. Unless I'm drunk and she jumps on me idk if I can resist that. Im bad at storytelling sorry for the extra details
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Almost got with her*
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Any photo of this chick?
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OP, you're a good friend.
If she exaggerates, talk to her first. Do not put it in a "You're a cheating whore" way, but just in a "Some of the things you do with me might be misinterpreted, if you did them with another guy".
Try to keep things quiet and do not ruin what you have.