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>>16891742

you text them with a 'sup' and see if they even bother to respond first. do it on a night. not too late. not too early. gauge their response to some general stuff.

>sup
>nm you
>just watchin some netflix. you should come over.
>ill bring my dragon dildo!

its that easy.

SWANS!!

What happened?

>>16891738

here's a plot twist: IT DEPENDS.

women are not toasters. there is no single combo that works on them. some girls get mad if you take an hour to respond. some girls lose interest because you just because someone there to keep them busy via text while they interact with real men in the real world.

the big question is, what is the nature of the relationship? are you dating yet? like legitimately bf and gf dating? if not, i tend to only use text to confirm plans.

>we still on for friday?

a little bit of chat from there is good but end it off with 'gotta get back to work. see ya friday'.

protip: if you dont have plans to see her in the near future, you're not on her radar.

>>16891738
Yes. "I want to be with you every waking moment" is better on paper than in practice.

oh right I guess I figured I enjoyed getting a message from her every time it happened so she would also enjoy getting them from me but I guess maybe I should message less

>>16891730
Make sure to hop in a time machine to 10 years ago

Do whatever you want no one really cares

>>16891730

why not?

>>16891675

got pics?

>>16891675

ur kinda just as bad as they are if ur whining about alpha male and the number of times you get laid.

life isn't about the number of people you stick your dick in. its enjoyable but its not important at all. you do not need to be an alpha male to get laid, let alone often.

>>16891681
for the safety of my anonymity, im not posting a picture of my face.
>>16891695
well being an alpha male is an important factor in this life, as much as we like to think to justify against with with some caveman theory or whatnot - women still pick them. silly losers with the safezone jobs and boring lives (imma gonna b good daddy to our baby) deter girls in their 20s.

and i dont wanna settle in my life just yet.

Uh.

>Is this relationship salvageable?

No.

Is this bait?

>>16891662

>Is this bait?

I wish it were.

And I asked because it's not like she's deliberately hostile or anything, we generally get along very well. This kind of came out of the blue and she seemed upset that I was getting upset because she thought I'd like this for some reason.

>>16891678

why would she think you needed a male at all? sounds like you're either baiting us or purposely leaving out some big piece of information. women dont just buy their boyfriends male escorts to prepare for sex. that doesnt make any sort of sense mate.

Do you actually WANT to date him? Because it doesn't sound like it.

>>16891646
My doctor says the way I talked about my life style, said I have social anxiety, but I have my doubts.
I always had a bad time going on dates, I was just like sure it wont go out well.

But about going on a date with my best friend, is more like we're going to go for a coffee, it's nothing so serious.

>>16891664
Then you'll be fine, I promise. You're in a good position right now since you're going out with a friend, as opposed to someone you don't know that well. I understand you're nervous, but I promise that nothing will go wrong. Do you have any techniques that help you with your anxiety? Maybe having something small but familiar and personal in your pocket that you can hold on to for security?

throat big black cocks and drink the semen that spurts out of them

>>16891624
Emulate Christian Bale in the Dark Knight

>>16891624
There are schools for this you doofus

>>16891603
did you lose your wallet in the fire?

I know for a fact that you can order copies of your driver's license and high school diploma, and I'm sure that you can request a birth certificate, but I don't know what to do about social security stuff. Contact the SSA? Make sure that you get this shit sorted out asap OP. Somebody could steal your identity and ruin your life. It's a fucked up world out there.

Good luck.

Pretend you're an illegal mexican and get free healthcare.

>>16891605
no i had the worst day ever a couple of days ago. i was sick as a dog and got a call about the fire. on my way to the storage room i had to pull over on the side of the road and puke. i think thats when my wallet fell out of my jacket. and the problem is to get my drivers license i need two forms of ID. same for birth certificate. well i have 0 forms of ID now.

If you're constantly tailing her and she's noticing you might as well start up a convo.

Hardcore charm mode: comment on her nice ass as your opening remark

By being patient? Don't show yourself being angry or flustered in front of them and don't talk shit about them to someone else, try to have as little contact as possible.

If its someone you have no choice but to be in constant contact with there's not much you can do but grin and bear it, you COULD be completely honest with them but depending on your individual situation that is not always the best approach...

>>16891593
This person is my mom but I found out she's been switching my vitamins for antidepressants for months now.
Not to mention she's been following me whether I'm going to work or to see friends.

>>16891549
I'd have given him at least a month.

off course he can't expect you to pay for his housing so he'll have to figure out some way to pay you if he wants to stay longer. If he doesn't, you're right to kick him out. one month is a bit of a short term so it would make sense to cut him some slack there, if he gets a job he'll be able to pay back that month's rent easilly.
Now for him being angry about it: that could be because of the way you sayd it, or because of how he felt. It really sucks to graduate and get into the real world. just like girls get their period, people in shitty situations are sometimes a bit like that, he'll be over it when he finds work.

>>16891558
He's known he'll be employed for months now, he hasn't found work in half a year
>>16891568
It's not for the current year house, it's for next year (tenancy beginning in summer)

>>16891500
See, I'm 31, straight, and borderline addicted to roleplaying as a 12 year old girl getting fucked up her ass by older men on Omegle. The thing is for me, I'm just turned on by the thought of the 12 year old girl getting buttfucked and I can never find someone else to play a girl like that. Are you sure you're not just turned on by the young girls and not the old men, OP?

It's 100% the old men and I'm a younger guy , it's the thought that they were still above 40 when I was born and now they wanna fuck me

>>16891513
Call up your dad and offer him the first go at your ass. You kinda owe it to him.

Therapy.

>>16891498
Are you sure you're not autistic? And nigga wtf, I grew out of that stage when I was 5, not in middle school.

>>16891498
honestly, be yourself. If you like living in that fantasy, then fucking do it.

I live in fantasy each day. never really get to the real world. and i know what you mean, people treating you like you're off. I'm a science student also, so yeah they'd definately treat me different if i were to be "normal". but being normal fucking sucks. just be yourself, man. live your fantasy, be happy. if it makes you happy, who are they to make you feel bad about it?

Try doing new things together rather than focusing on the habits you already have. It'll compel you to put in a little legwork and, in the process, learn the "heartbeat" of your new environment. For example, think of something you'd both like to take classes on. Then go research where such classes are offered in your area. Between the instructors and other members of the class you're bound to meet new people.

>>16891494
Don't be ridiculous. Adults don't make friends.

>>16891526
I've always liked you.

>>16891480
2 days... not a thing dude. You needed to quit jerking it a week ago.