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Make her feel sexy, then get her to fantasize about whatever turns her on.

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>>16927684
How do I make her feel sexy?

>>16928528
I have been in a similar situation as yours. My parents are terrible with managing their finances and found out I had saved a nice stack of money for emergencies. Suddenly everything became an emergency and they ask for help with everything while simultaneously purchasing a ton of nonsense items. I would suggest you get your own bank account and never let them know anything about your finances again. They will never stop asking, no matter how many times you tell them to stop.

>>16928528

You can make a deal with them like:
>I live in this house / flat / room, so I will rent it by a fixed amount of money per week / month.
>In return you will stop asking me for money.

Problem solved. It is just another automatic payment to your parents in internet banking every month like a normal rent would be. If they asks you for money again, that it is them who have problem with money management?

>>16928582
I already pay some of the rent.

>If they asks you for money again, that it is them who have problem with money management?
Yes.

>>16928576
Sounds very similar to mine. They always say they are broke, then buy the most retarded things I've seen. Like a $300 shelf or a new touch screen computer. I guess I will have to make my bank account separate from now on. Shame.

>>16928510
A white board/dry erase board, or tack board. Hang it up near your desk or by your door, so you pass by it/see it frequently.

You're asking a very general question.

For studying, what is hard? Not procrastinating?

When you say keeping track, do you mean forgetting what you've done? Or what you've got to do? Or both? Or how to allocate your time?

You need to find the problem before you can find any solution. Or at least, communicate it better.

>>16928533
Well it's procrastination kinda. I have a lot of things I need to get done for school and every one of them has different time when it's due every one requires different amount of time to get done, some things I need to practice regularly like solving math problems but I need to keep track of what kinds of problems I'm doing in order to practice all the types of problems evenly. When I look at what I need to do I get completely fucking overwhelmed. I have no idea where to start. And I end up often procrastinating out of frustration or I forget to study for something important that's really close and instead I do a project that's due really long time away, I skip some types of math problems that I needed to practice bu didn't get to them.

I am working on improving myself as a student because I am already behind with my credits. For example I found the Cornell System which helped me a lot with my note taking, I used it because it was kinda standardised and tested for 50 years which imho gives it some merit. But I can't find a similar time tested system for organizing my studies.

Your true self is a manlet that posts gifs of lolis.

In other words, you'll always be alone no matter how many girls you fuck. You'll never have a close relationship, never love someone enough to have a child with them

Cheers!

>>16928475
>never love someone enough to have a child with them
if love was a requirement for that, there would be a lot less kids in the world
>im not op

>>16928463
Meditate more, senpai

Get back on drugs

Fall in love again?
I would say create something you're really invested in and proud of, but you have music already.

Which drugs though?

>>16928429
That's not a guarantee to happen, would rather rely on myself.

And mdma, cocaine, ecstasy mainly

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>>16928360
>Pretend to be gay.
>"Act" gay for a month straight.
>Slap little brothers barely clothed ass.
>N-n-n-o homo right....
>Swear I'm not gay.

>>16928360
What's stopping you from not acting gay?

>>16928360
Jesus Christ, grow a fucking spine and stop acting gay.

>>16928338
*pedo

>>16928338
deffo pedo, shit sorry

>>16928344
Why deffo?

>>16928315
Zzzzz nobody cares. Fuck off.

>>16928315
Don't we have a rant general?

Should just make /rant/ and get rid of most of these stupid threads.

wow OP you're so BAD you're totally BADASS you're a rebel coolkid who don't take shit from no one, so god damn bad to the bone wow this shit is DARK and EDGY you're a real serious human bean you know that and also did I mention BAD

>>16928211
Nah. Std exposure and won't do much for your bruised ego.

No.

>>16928214
I have protection, and I thought it would be a nice distraction.

Go and get drunk with the lads, and work on my game all at once.

>>16928195
Rape whistle she should invest in it

>>16928195
pic of your dick on your phone, yeah that's what every girl wants to see

Nigger please, she didn't see it by accident. Also, we cuddled and shit too and I asked if I shed like it if I did that so eat a dick anon

>>16928162
Please help bump

>>16928162

call and explain the hospital thing, ask what to do

>>16928187
I just don't want to be arrested before this funeral though. I owe it to my family, he fought hard in Korea.

Ask your husband.

>>16928063
if he doesnt cheat on you or feel the need to cheat

>>16928063
ask your husband
if he is not an idiot, he will answer honestly

Have you tried googling cover letter examples?

>>16928034
Yes, they are extraordinarily generic and not very helpful. It's like the generic response you give to the "your biggest weakness" question: I'm a perfectionist, i work too hard, etc. I am asking YOU anons for YOUR examples that YOU have been successful with.

>>16928043
How does that help you any more than anything Google links you to?

You're either going to be an indie developer barely scraping by or you'll be a cog in the machinery for a huge company. Granted, there are some in-between at medium sizes but why would they hire you?

>>16928003
I don't care if I'm a cog. As long as I can do the work it's okay. I like it

Software development is hard work, that's why it pays so well.

Most of the time you will be sitting around wondering why your code doesn't work when it should, or works when it shouldn't. You'll spend days tracking down bugs in other people's libraries/services that you make use of but can't debug for whatever reason.

And then you'll be working for superiors who has no or little understanding of what you're doing and they will tell you to "just fix it", or worse, to do it in a specific way which isn't standard because they feel like it should be done that way.

And then they will be pissed and disappointed when you can't draw 3 perpendicular blue lines using red ink.

Also pic related, hospital food

I've been depressed my whole life basically. I've done therapy, drugs, support groups, basically everything available. Nothing helped.

The only thing that I've found that helps is using your depression for something useful. Like I write, I'm working on my third novel now.

I mean....I'm still depressed, but I at least feel useful.

is that just carrot chunks in ranch?