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Just break up. Sounds like maybe she's trying to make you break up with her, so she doesn't have to do it.

>>16926070
Yea just dump the bitch op. Sounds like a hassle

>>16926075
>>16926070
this is fkn my head up...i literally just took a panadol because I had a headache from trying to figure it out

>>16925878
Can post pics

>>16925878
I'd make a circle between your index finger and thumb and say thats probably normal sized. As a dude I'd be happy to just see your tits.

>>16925878
i like big nipples op. dont worry about it

>>16925877
I want to help you, OP, but this is way out of my depth.
I'll just bump this thread.

>>16925877
I was in the exact same situation and we got back together........for a week. It's different now, there's no easy way to deal with this.

>>16925877
>but I simply can't forget what happened and forgive her.
If you're not able to forgive and forget, then don't even make an attempt. Try to move on with your life.

>after a 10 year relationship. She wanted to know more men to see if "I was the one."
There is no such thing as "the one." And if she was still undecided after 10 years, then she honestly didn't care for you that much. I've been with my partner for a bit longer than that, but I know that I would never in a million years find someone with the same level of compatibility that we have. I could never, ever hurt him in that way, because he means more to me than my own life.

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>>16925839
>But I'm an 18 year old male virgin
How the fuck does a virgin get invited into a threesome?
I should be the one taking advices from you here, motherfucker.

[spoiler] also, you'll be fingering one while penetrating the other, mostly, train that finger motion, don't use three fingers, press against the spongiest spot in the direction of her bellybutton, variate between rubbing it slowly to fingering her deeper, then come back to press at it again and so on. Just a heads-up, it will be tiring as fuck, whenever you tire yourself out, lie down, the one getting fingered should sit on your dick and the one getting fucked should sit on your face. If you manage to make even one of them cum on your first time in a situation where your attention is divided I'm gonna be real proud of ya [/spoiler]

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>>16925871
>How the fuck does a virgin get invited into a threesome? I should be the one taking advices from you here, motherfucker.

I guess my flirting skills are pretty good. And thanks for the tips anon. Here's a snippet of how I got offered the threesome

>>16925871
Stupid fuck... Not every girl like it that way. Op> just confront them about your situation and trust me, you'll have the time of your life

Because you are a faggot in every bit of your existence.

But you already know this.

Modafinil helped meee

>>16925598
are you a woman?

Probably a bad case of brain fog.

Have you tried combinating eating well, sleeping properly, exercising, reading, writing, etc?

>>16926307
What is brain fog?

>>16926509

Google it.

What's your race? Is it some sort of brown or yellow?

>>16925376
We are not guessing my race by process of elimination. If i tell you my race i dont think i will be taken seriously.

Get another race gf

>>16924781
dude just quit, theres no other way

How long has it been since you've started having these feelings? If it's over 6 months, find a new job cause they ain't going away.

>>16924789
Just over 3 months. Also she's a really nice person to be around, and the job/working environment is nice... I'd be a fool to quit.

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I'm going to organize my life by this sheet right now. I printed it today and had it laminated.

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>sort out the books i want and don't want to give to half price books
>get through some of my music backlog
>organize my room a bit, hang up some posters
>watch a movie
>do breathing exercises when i get intrusive thoughts

>>16924599

Good luck, that shit looks kind of dense.

If I were you, I'd keep the sheet, but distill the actual thing you use everyday down to a to-do list or something.

You seriously fucked up if you've never been in a relationship and you're 25.

>>16924372

make a list of things you wanna do, then do them. if your list includes 'travel' then you fucked up, start over.

instead make a list of palces you really wanna travel. pick one as your first destination. calculate the basic costs of going there. then calculate how long it will take you to save that money in a reasonable way. then plan to go then. put aside the right money each month.

instead of 'get a gf' make a list of sociable activities you want to take part in. if you dont know any, go to meetup.com and sign up for any relevant interest you have. go to those events. work them into your google calendars schedule (your new best friend).

wanna write a book? schedule to write it. wanna make a movie? do that? wanna get high or drunk? schedule atime with friends.

>i cant drive

sign up for classes.

TL;DR make a list of everything you wanna do. break it down to its smaller steps. take step one today.

>>16924387
this is good advice

>>16922002
Why do you think you're uniquely qualified to give advice?

>>16922002
why do females lives revolve around gossip and revenge ?

>>16922014
Never said I was. But I do like helping. It's not unique either. People go through different experiences every day. Those experiences bring good ideas to how to solve many problems. Giving that idea to solve the problem is called advice. So I am not unique and I am not qualified. It's just generosity and the empathy to help those in their certain situation.

Because the next step after getting married is to have kids in the schema of life.

>>16919617

>everyone

you are not.

as for everyone else. just keep saying 'one day'. who the fuck cares?

>>16919617
What do you mean by everyone? Your friends and family? I mean I guess you would have that pressure from some parents wanting grandchildren. Other than that, why should anyone care what you do? You aren't broken and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. This is coming from someone that plans to have children in a few years. I only want 1 girl and 1 boy though.

Visit Peru. We have lots of touristic attractions, mainly the one you posted If you are an Amerifat, everything is pretty cheap for you here (not for us)

I could be your pen pal too, if you wish so.

>>16926927
I don't have any plans to visit Latin America and it is also very far from where I live.

>>16926932

In that case, for the sake of not forgetting how to speak spanish, get more online friends that do and practice with them, join a Spanish forum, or post in Hispachan.

Maybe this quote from contemporary collective of artists "Triple Six Mafia" will help
"
Plenty money and dope
Alot of fine hoes
A fresh car and crib
That's how I like to live
I want it all or nothin'"
Especially the last part, "I want it all or nothin" is adequate to your situation. You should either go one way or another, tell her how you feel or give up for the last time and erase every memory of her.
Nigguh.

Go for it.

>>16926778
I have gone after her already. She told me that I've changed her life. She told me that she loved me. But that was a year ago. Now she has changed. She became depressed and suicidal.

Blast it with piss

just tell him to shut the fuck up, and that you'll do what you want.

legal action? it's your house too. just live your fucking life

straight up confront him, and tell him to mind his own fucking business

Wait for him to come out and beat some sense into him.

Fuck I hate those new-age bullshit crap diseases every fucking beta retard has now.