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bullet to the brain. it will hurt for a few seconds and youre gone.

>ez painless ways to end it?

Tons I imagine.

Among them I would choose the Shotgun to the brain, so try that. But be sure to aim at your head, not from your chin or you could end up surviving.

Why did you bother to writte all that shit if you just wanted to ask for easy ways to kill yourself?

Next time dont waste our time and go straight to the point.

Good luck in the next life or wherever you go.

>>16925623
okay aside from that how am I supposed to cope with all this shit?

I want to become a developer but I have hard time focusing and doing work...

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

>>16925670
Duly noted. I don't think she's a virgin for any kind of weird reason, she's just young.

>>16925999
Nice trips. Make sure she's not TOO young.

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So,
How do I diminish my internet escapades to avoid problems? How does one get the motivation to study for shit they don't care about? How does one untap a talent, so they don't feel like such useless failures anymore and if they do fail, at least they have something to fall their backs into, like most people I know who are good at some type of something? How do I stop thinking that I'm not doing the right thing with my life if I don't haven't had any plan B for years?

I feel so bad that I can't talk to woman for shit because I can't stop thinking about how undesireable I am. I'm a bad kisser (according to the last girl I was with, don't worry, it was me who asked) because my first and ex girlfriend didn't like kissing outside of sex, so all out kisses were a sloppy tongue-fest mid humping, and I feel like I'm forgetting all about how to do good in bed, which is what carried me a longway, since I usually made my ex tire herself out before I even finished.

And it all ties up to this bunch of situations making me feel bad and not being able to dedicate myself to something

Reframe your mind, dude. You need to take pride in your strengths instead of lamenting your flaws. Girls will be bitches, you get used to it. Stud ying sucks, you get used to it. Just find something to alleviate the anxiety, medication has helped me. If you are smart enough fir calculus, you are smart enough to understand the psychological flaws you possess.

You learn by making mistakes, so let yourself make the mistakes. Fail hard. Fail often. You will learn how to fail with grace. Read some Nietzche and learn how to harness your suffering.

>>16925590
>Read some Nietzche and learn how to harness your suffering.
Any text in specific?

>>16925384
>Why does it bother me so much? Why do I need and live for validation from other people so bad?

Because you have anxiety and low self-esteem.

>>16925470
>anxiety

is my problem really that serious? isnt anxiety used just as often as depression when describing being sad/distressed?

OP, don't fall for buzzwords like "anxiety" or "body dysmorphia." Your feelings of inadequacy aren't the result of a mental disorder - rather, the "disorder" bit is a result of your inadequacies.

You're probably an above-average looking dude: you're experiencing bad faith due to the realization that you aren't EXTREMELY good looking, which is more common than you might think. It's a malicious psychological trap: the pill of perceived inferiority is hard to swallow. My advice would be to identify something you love to do - something not at all contingent upon validation / admiration from others - and do it relentlessly. If no such thing exists, you have a problem.

>>16925356
How old u senpai?
I was called an asspie in grade school but I was smart enough to fake being a normie really fast. Now I actually have empathy and inflection in my speech and shit.

If you're as smart as you say, just keep on trucking. You don't get close to peak smarts till like late 20s.

Idk people always told me that I was smart but just didn't put in the effort. Perhaps it was true. I always got bad grades but I tested well. Also was diagnosed with ADD at one point.

>>16925375
I'm 25 and I was evaluated when I was 20. I did okay in high school without any accommodations and now I have just an AAS. I kind of fucked up after high school as did many of my male friends.

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pt. 2/2

My one source of pride is that I recently moved out of my parents' and into a new city in a new state to start a new career (US merchant marine) that is very challenging but that I've done pretty well in. It took a lot of planning and determination (I had no connections or experience), but I did it and it's worked out. I work a rotating 4 week on 2 week off schedule that I hope to use more for travelling in the months ahead. Of course, having this unusual schedule doesn't help with my isolation, and I plan on probably trying a new career in the next year or two, but at least I have something cool to talk about with people.

Anyway, if you're still reading my blog post, thank you. I'd love some honest feedback and am ready to answer questions if there are any. I'd love to know if any of you can relate to my issues and what related advice you might have.

I feel like I could have a really great, interesting, meaningful life, but things just haven't clicked, and I'm afraid that if I don't deal with my loneliness soon (assuming it isn't already to late), I'll never overcome it.

>>16925341
stop being you and be a normie like everyone else. you'll have friends and gf but you'll hate them the moment you think about it enough.

but seriously, it's hard to find people on your wavelength if you're a bit odd. personally i just enjoy being alone and on the off chance i find some good company then it's all good. got some decent friends, 6 of them. then maybe 20 or so "friends" that i could have fun with at any time. personally i'd rather have more of the former. but really, these are broad categories. the fact is you'll have different dimensions of friendship with different people. you might be expecting too many people to have a lot in common with you. that's when you have to adjust. you won't be as close with them as you would be than with people you could be yourself with, but it'll get you parties and some company.

your biggest problem is that you can't handle being alone. you've got to make that sturdy base, then you can make friends comfortably and fuck whoever. enjoy being you, really.

>>16925416
Thanks man, and good to hear from you.

I strongly agree about being comfortable with solitude. Maybe my post was misleading, but I *am* comfortable with being alone. Most of my hobbies (reading, walking, biking, cooking, gaming) are solitary, and I really like them. I'm perfectly content spending a day by myself.

But I *do* think I would benefit from having some more friends. It's just that, as you may know, not having friends can make it hard to make friends. I'm trying to break out of that cycle, but it's hard, and I wonder if these other issues in my life are to blame. (Maybe I'm just a huge pussy afraid to make himself vulnerable).

>>16925305
It's be helpful if you said what the essay is supposed to be about

>>16925315
The Jamaican boa constrictor (its habitat, needs, life choices, thoughts on chocolate milk, etc.)

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What's this shit about, anon? We will write the essay for you, paragraph by fucking paragraph, and it shall be the greatest essay ever shitted out by the Internet.

>>16925212
*make instead of see.

Your college relationships probably won't be what lands you in a perfect marriage. I would try with both girls. Seriously. Don't just try and have sex with every girl you meet, but don't be afraid to hang out with multiple girls at a time and get to know what is out there.

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>>16925212

>I will preface this by saying I'm in my university's pep band. Say what you want, but it's really fun and has a lot of perks

sounds like fun, no judgment here brochacho.

>I feel like, I could 100% make it happen if I tried for it, and that the relationship would be really rewarding if I did, but should I?

Listen, man, you can calculate the reasons why a relationship would or wouldn't work as much as you want but the fact is you aren't attracted to her.

Do you FEEL it with this "fat" girl? Does she give you goosebumps? Can you not wait to see her? Do you feel any electricity between you two when you talk?

If the answer is no then you have no business getting involved with this girl. Even if you convinced yourself to start seeing her you and I both know that you can't have a long term relationship with someone you're only "kind of" attracted to.

Eventually you'd break her heart, you know that.

Stop thinking about what makes sense and stick with your gut. If you're not feeling it, don't force it man, even if it looks good on paper.

>>16925171
Make her change birth control method, if she's THIS forgetful.
IUD would need to be changed once every three/five years.
I am VERY forgetful and I never took the pill because of it.

>So reddit, am I being an asshole? Or do I just need to handle my situation better?

Yeah, regardless of whether you have justification to you be annoyed (which, I think you do to a degree, but not at all to the degree you're exhibiting, and you also married to chick and knew all that going in), the truth is you're kind of being a patronizing asshole.

Even your tone in this post screams condescension--you're not talking to your daughter (even if you were, that's fucking horrible) you're talking to your wife dude. Treating her like a child won't get you anywhere.

My advice, get her to get an Implant. Basically the same thing as the pill, but she doesn't at all have to pay attention to it--except once every 3-4 years when she needs to replace it.

>>16925189
Her gyno told her that if we had rough sex it could fuck up her insides or go out of place and that to replace it is on us.

>>16925085
>Low tolerance gets me tipsy instantly
>happiest I have felt in 3 months
>I can definitely go without drinking the rest of my life if I wanted to. But I know I won't be as happy.

>Can you be an alcoholic if you're not actually addicted to alcohol?

I think that's the definition of an alcoholic.


I seriously like drinking as well. I've drunk well over half a thousand different beers by now, and one my favorite activities to do is just pop by breweries.

But if alcohol disappeared forever for my life, id' be sad about it, but I definitely wouldn't say I could never be as happy, or happier than when it was around.

>>16925106
Damn... I don't know what to do. I just want to feel that break from life every once and awhile.

>>16925085
No. Just go drink dummy why do you think everyone drinks? They like the taste? Pfft.

You literally need to be hitting the sauce to justify living to be an alcoholic. You're a long way from that.

>>16925069

ask him to quit. if he doesnt, dump him

>>16925069
creatine is NOT steroids

Like, actual injectable anabolics, the stupid orals like Dbol, or SARMS? Is he having blood work done? Does he know how long he plans to stay on cycle? What are his specific goals? Is he experiencing any side effects? Steroid cycles can be relatively safe if you're smart, doing them correctly, not doing them regularly, and being careful with your PCT.

wildly?

>>16924985
"Very"
T. Thesaurus pro :DDDD

>>16924986
Nah I'm sayin that using the word wildly gives me the impression that you like it.

>>16924901
Similar thing happened to me.
What do

>>16925455
>>16924901

Your relationship ended when she left. She's not implying, she's literally telling you that she misses you.

Either go be with her or move on.

give her the ol ching chong chang

>>16924836
Whatever you think doesn't change your reality

I'll help. Or try to anyway. Tell me what's on your mind. Don't worry about it sounding lame or not making sense or any of that, just get it out.

>>16924836
Who cares. If we all discovered we were a computer simulation tomorrow do you know what would change?

Nothing. Everyone would carry on with their lives.

Regardless of the underlying mechanics, the game of life is played the exact same way.

Even if you're freaking out like you're the only real person in the universe, and you're reading yourself telling you this, literally nothing changes.

>>16924784
Not worth it, try eating well and excercise like the rest of the gymrats over here.
The /fit/ sticky is a good start.

>>16924810
I stopped because I thought I would be fine just trying to be healthy
not to sound like a faggot but I have tried for years to be healthy it just doesnt work I keep being fat
What is actually bad with it?

>>16924823
With bulimia? A whole bunch of things.
Damage to gums, enamel and throat to name some.
Unless you have some thyroid problems and/or setting unrealistic goals, there's no reason being a /fit/izen shouldn't work.