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we were supposed to go out together today but she texted at 1:30 AM and told me she didn't think she had time and we should go tomorrow or on the weekend instead

real reason or the start of a series of delays that mean the time together never comes?

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How do I get rid of this cockroach? He's above my bathtub, too high to reach him.

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Just a few hours ago I broke up with my girlfriend of 6 months who i knew for atleast a year now. Since the beggining we talked with eachother every day.We loved eachother and honestly I couldnt have been happier. Since a month i started feeling wierd about our relationship as if the magic ran out. I started to feel guilt as if I wasnt entirely honest with her. So I told her how I felt. She said that she didnt have any idea why would i feel this way because she loves me. She said that we should take a break from ourselves for a few days but i couldnt wait anymore and I visited her last night. I tried to convince myself that everything will be fine but as soon as we saw eachother I saw that she wasnt at ease and as I tought she came to the conclusion that if Im not sure about my feelings at this point then its to risky to continue our relationship as it is. We went for a walk and talked about some stupid stuff but whenit came to actually breaking up we both almost cried and it felt bad as shit. We talked a lot more after that somehow a lot more at ease than before and we walked for a hour more about our future. I wanted to kill myself for losing my feelings towards her. I cant fucking understand where did my love go for fucks sake i feel like shit. Never in my life id think that id be the one to turn someone who loves me down. So we said farawells and shit and we know that were gonna be friends and all this stuff. As i was walking home on foot for about an hour thirty i felt like shit i fucking cried the whole time and i wanted to die. I couldnt sleep more than 3 hours at night and now i feel like im gonna throw up any minute. I dont know what to do i cant make myself love her again despite all the tought i ga e the matter. Since i woke up i only think about her and us together but whenever i think aboug us i feel guilt like i know i'd be lying to her about my feelings but at the same time i want to tell her about how i feel and i cant imagine living without her.

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For a while I thought its just a meme. I usually was masturbating at least once-twice a day. At that point I couldnt get properly hard without porn, and even then my erection was soft, mind that Im only 19. My last fap was sunday morning, now its thursday. First thing I noticed- no mood swings, also I was depressed all the time. Now I actually have motivation to work out and go to school. Next, I had pretty bad acne, now I dont get new pimples and the old ones are fading away. Last but not least, dick. Mine was small as fuck, 12 cm at best( around 4.7 inches I believe). After just those 4 days, Im getting really hard boners, and my dick grew 1cm, probably by increased blood flow. Almost forgot, I am not that anxious or sweating all the time, I am not tired after waking up. Im not looking for an advice, Im giving it to you. If you want, at least try nofap.

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A qt girl is coming over to my house tomorrow to watch movies, how do I handle this situation? I live with my parents, and she's coming during the evening.

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I went on a date with a guy I really liked and it turns out he doesn't believe in marriage equality. He paid for dinner then I never returned his phone calls. Is there any way I can punish him?
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Ok, so I'm a Bernie Supporter, but now I'm trying to figure out if I'm the demographic? Should I vote for Trump instead? I'm 20 years old and white. Am I in Trumps interests?

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Would or do Muslims find the movie Bram Stoker's Dracula offensive?

I ask because I'm inviting a Muslim individual over for dinner and non alcoholic wine and a movie and I wanted to play one of my favorites, Bram Stoker's Dracula.

However I know that the character of Dracula is based on the real life king Vlad the Impaler who if you are not aware slaughtered countless Muslims. He would place their bodies on long pikes that stood up from the ground.

Is the character of Dracula offensive to Muslims? Should I avoid playing this movie for my date?

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Im 18 and had an erection and felt some pain then i went to pee and now as hard as i try i cant get erect. I feel no pleasure at all. Like my penis died. What do?

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There's this girl who is still in high school who I am extremely infatuated with. At one point I did attempt to talk to her as a girl I would date. I flirted with her and I tried pretty decently to make her like me back.
Due to her being 3 years younger than me, I was ridiculed by surrounding family and friends for even speaking to her in the first place. I went through a couple of months in a dilemma of either asking her to be my girlfriend or to just keep our relationship as just friends.
One night I got high and assumed she and I had a thing by exploiting my feelings over Twitter. She said we never had a thing going on and from there I stopped talking to her out of embarrassment.

Now, I talk to her and see her every now and then and I believe she had forgotten about that incident and we are pretty cool friends but we don't talk as much as we used to.

I'm still infatuated and I don't know what to do. I'm in college, she's in high school. She is everything I find perfect in a girl but I don't know how to just get her to acknowledge how much she means to me. It's her personality and mindset that has gotten me hooked. She's just really lively and funny as well as annoying. But that's what I like about her. She's very pretty to me as well.

My solution is to stay hidden about these feelings until I transfer to another college, then I will let her know about my feelings for her and hope she will somehow comment something back. That sounds reasonable right?

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Don't you sometimes just get mad about and internet argument?

I mean, you are trying to explain your point with facts and the others just try to shame you and prove you wrong with fallacies.

for example:

>hey kiddo, you're pathetic, stop posting.
>No, calm your butthurt, I don't need to give facts because I'm right
>bait.png
>anime_face.jpeg
>ok you win, you are right, now shut up
>smug_pepe.jpeg

Doesn't that makes you angry too?
How do you, in case you do so, avoid to get mad about people acting like literal retarded monkeys?.

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I want to work off backpage as a dom but can't think of a good name...Help?

I'm a sadist who aspires to specialize in cock and ball torture. Ever since this one guy let me use spiked gloves on his member until he bled, I have wanted to learn more. He might teach me about "sounding" next. (I'm 23, female bodied, and fairly new to dom stuff. Started off as a sub.)

I would like to derive the name from my taste in music, art, or literature somehow. I enjoy noise, surrealism, and horror...

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My older brother(22) still treats me(19) like a kid. Okay, now to be fair, there are reasons for this, but I still feel bothered by it. I'll list some things:

1. I still wear diapers for bedwetting and when I first was going back in them, he sometimes monitored my changes in case I needed help putting them on and to make sure I was putting them on properly. These were cloth diapers btw and they can be tricky to pin on. I take care of my diapers by myself now, but I still feel like the fact I'm in them is holding me back from adulthood.

2. I can have reoccurring panic attacks due to past abuse and often times I run to my older brother to help me calm down. He has his own problems and has struggled with depression in the past, so he tries his hardest to make sure I live a happy life. I wish I could handle my panic attacks better on my own, but every time I try to, it makes the situation worse.

3. He has a habit of trying to help me with basic things. Like, if we're playing a video game together, he'll try and give me hints or suggestions about something I already know. Or if I'm eating dinner with my family, he'll be the first to point out if I have something on my face.

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I know this sounds stupid to most people who havent dealt with it, and probably to some who have, but heres what i need help with.
>be half black
>grow up in redneck state
>experience multiple death threats, countless slurs, and four actual attacks for no other reason than being part redguard.
>one of these attacks, there was literally a cop in the bar, all he did was tell the guy to knock it off.
>decided it was time to nope the fuck out of there
>got kicked in the nuts and jumped on (random wiry italian guy now on my back
>fling him on the ground and kick him in the face
>everyone goes apeshit, hurry to my care and drive off
>cop chases me down and gives me a ticket for going 70 in a 65
>been like this my whole life
Because i grew up in a predominantly white setting, i feel im interested in most things that my black friends label "white guy activities" such as fishing, hunting, sailing, diving, etc.

My problem js that I cant overcome my fears of someone trying to kill me because they dont like my skin tone. I know a lot of people say there are other places that are better, in bigger cities and "its 2016" but bigger xities just sound like more of a threat to me.

>Wanted to be a commercial fisherman
>Developed fear of being tossed overboard in my sleep.

>wanted to go to hunting class
>developed fear of backwoods hick shooting me dead in the woods and saying "damn, couldnt even see him, he just blended in"

>wanted to get a motorcycle
>developed fear of being ran off the road/ killed by skinheads

>wanted to go skuba diving
>developed fear of "hey, what ever happened to that nog we had with us?" "huh?" "meh, nothing. Pass me a beer" and drowning.

Ik I'm in the wrong place for racial sympathy, im just looking for help on how i can start doing the things i want to do in life while being confident that nobody's gonna try to kill me.

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Okay, Okay yes, this is going to sound beta, creepy and rather pathetic and I am fully aware that I am going to get shit for this. Very sure of that...
So this lady, who lives in my small city area (read:slightly overgrown town)
She is a massage therapist and she even cuddles with people.
I actually got to cuddle her.
(Pathetic and beta I know)
At first it was her head on my shoulder but, then it moved to face on her breasts...
So, I wonder if she is DTF?

She's coming over tomorrow. Should I try it?