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Ok /adv/,

I'm finally going to be with a girl next weekend. How do I deal with my pubic hair?
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>>17243930
Just trim it short
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>>17243930
Trim or leave it.
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Anything but shaving it bare

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I've basically started an online relationship with a girl who lives in another state but we haven't actually talked about what we 'have' and set boundaries.

So is it cheating or morally wrong if I hook up with other girls irl? I have romantic feelings for this girl and want to be in a relationship with her, but only after we've met and maybe have a plan to move closer to each other. The girl I want to hook up with is a friend who I don't have romantic feelings for but am very close to. I'm kind of worried that if things get serious with the online girl and we get into a relationship she'd be upset if she found out about it/feel like I've cheated and want to break up. On the other hand I kind of feel like fuck it, we haven't talked about being in a relationship yet and I should be able to do what I want.
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What do, /adv/
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I'd consider it cheating, but I acknowledge that it's a grey area. Would she be hurt if she found out? Would you be hurt if she did the same to you?
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>>17243910
I honestly don't really know how she'd react. She mentions stuff about hoping I don't fall in love with other girls and stuff but she also doesn't seem to be jealous when I talk about hanging out with girls - although I guess she could be hiding it.
I'd be hurt I think, but I also feel like I'd get over it fairly easily seeing as we haven't said anything about being official. It just feels weird putting my life on hold for someone that isn't my girlfriend.
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>>17243920
>She mentions stuff about hoping I don't fall in love with other girls and stuff
Anon, don't hook up with that other girl if you want a chance with this girl. Of course it's going to hurt her, if she has an interest in you. Keep it in your pants.

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So for the past several months I've had several girls confess to me. But here's the catch: I've had a girlfriend for the past 4 months now. I love here more than anyone or anything. She quite literally saved my life and I can't love anyone else. But the problem is some of my best female friends have started to come out to me and obviously I'm not going to break up with my gf for any of them even if they are some of the best friends I've ever had. But that's exactly it, they're my friends. I'm a nice guy and I wanna support my friends but that doesn't mean I want to give up on the person I'll probably end up marrying for some easy pussy. But that being said I do feel like an ass having to reject them. I can say that they do hold some deep feelings for me and knowing that I'm honestly one of the most important people in their lives, it just kills me to have to tell them that. So what's some good advice on how to not feel like such an asshole?
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>>17243858
There's no real way to do it without making them feel like shit. Just say hey, I don't view you in that way, but I'm sure you'll find someone else that's right for you. Say you want to remain friends - in some cases, they'll say no. There's nothing you can do about that.
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>Advice for turning down girls?
>I've had a girlfriend for the past 4 months now
Um, you say "Sorry, but I have a girlfriend." Why the fuck does this require a thread?
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I'm not asking what to say to them, I'm just asking how to not feel like such an ass about it. I'm the kinda fag that gets guilty over everything so I'm honestly kinda prepared for the 'kys' posts and shit to roll in, I guess it was pretty stupid of me but I just wanted some closure; just some reassurance that I'm not a bad person for making other people feel like shit even if I can't really control it.

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Hey /adv/, how do i stop having fear around people?
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Explain this fear to me.

What exactly do you fear? Around what kind of people do you get this fear? Do you feel more comfortable by yourself?
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Alcohol
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>>17243839
Kek

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What does it mean when literally everything is irritating and grating to you? For no apparent reason absolutely everything I've had to deal with today, from making coffee to walking the dogs and dealing with my family has all just been nails to a chalkboard. Everything is grating, annoying and grinding me to pieces and all I want to do is scream, destroy everything and lock myself to lay down in a dark room forever.

I am tired, everything is annoying and I want to die.

How do you make the feeling stop? What causes it?
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it usually means I'm low on sleep, dehydrated and/or hungry. sometimes all 3
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>>17243811
I've slept, I've eaten, I've had water and coffee. I'm still in the mood to throw my phone across the room because of a typo and to have an emotional breakdown over a cracked phone screen.
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I recommend turning off the computer, standing up, taking a deep breath, stretching for several minutes and cleaning your room. Try meditating if possible. Even five minutes is good.

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Some little shit was talking mad shit during a game of league of legend. He said a bunch of things threatened to kill me and begged me to commit suicide. So to scare him i messaged him and told him im an attorney and im going to take him to court for what he said. Where do i stand legally and can companies give out personal information so i can find him and sue him. Not really looking for legal advice, just curious
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OP a fag, move along
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>>17243796
verbally harassing me over the internet? im going to take you to court
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>>17243796
lol

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>"Just ask her out"
Ok, i get it, i have to ask her out. The problem is: HOW and WHEN? You make it sound fucking easy but i honestly have difficulties in finding the proper moment to do so. I always wait for the right moment to ask, but it never comes. Also i have no idea on how to ask her without sounding like a pervert or a desperate. Any help?
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Chad thundercock apporach: Wanna go out and fuck or not? Which is anywhere anytime

My favorite which is "Hey, Im going to the mall. I dont wanna go alone wanna tag along?" Usually use that for starter conversation or when the conversation is going to boring Avenue
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>>17243787

You want to grab a drink / hang out on saturday?
or
I'm doing XY on Thursdays, feel free to join me.


When you're already talking to a girl, asking her out is actually really easy.
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>>17243787
Does it matter? Outside of extreme autism methods, if she's going to reject you, she's going to reject you.

There's nothing you can do to game her into liking you, OP. That shit in movies where the guy does something spectacular and all of a sudden, the hot girl falls for his beta ass? They lied to you.

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What the fuck do I do if weed is literally ruining my life? If I don't smoke it I can't sleep and I always do stupid irrational shit. It's not an addiction I've had these issues my whole life and no medication has ever helped except for marijuana. If I don't smoke weed I literally just lay in my bed with my eyes closed for like 7 hours straight with no sleep. I can't even survive with a small amount of weed I need like a gram right before bed and I need way more than that throughout the day.

I'm 24 with no savings whatsoever. I always do wreckless shit to get weed I already got a dui over it. I resorted to selling it just so I can have my medicine and I feel like I'm risking my entire future just so I can feel normal and have a full nights sleep. I'm literally ruining my life over something that I should be able to just plant in my backyard.
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>>17243784
Yet, they say its not an addictive drug. Slap of the fucking knee. Basically lock yourself in your room and start detoxification buddy ol pal
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>>17243784
>It's not an addiction
Good, then stop.
>If I don't smoke it I can't sleep
Don't sleep then.
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>>17243792
You guys are dumb as fuck I had these problems ever since I was a kid and weeds the only thing that fixes it

Are you honestly saying I should just struggle my entire life instead of consume a plant? I'm asking how to get it cheap or free not how to quit

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Girl from Aus here. I have a part-time job at a German company and there are some German coworkers here. They seem chill and we are doing a lot of small talk.
I can speak German pretty well for an Aussie, mainly because I have a German online friend who helped me. I even visited him irl. Is it ok if I reveal to them how I learned German? Is mentioning having an online friene unprofessional? What if they ask how we met? (not that there are a lot of Germans in Aus)
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Im confused Australia or Austria?
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>>17243685
Australia
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>>17243672
Just do what I do. Say you have a German friend. Don't mention that he's an online friend.

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Is 18 and 27 a weird age difference for fuck buddies?
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Had a 18yo fb at 25
If it works in bed why worry?
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>>17243664
It just feels a little weird how I'm fucking a girl that graduates high school tomorrow, while everyone else my age is fucking people their own age.

Also kinda scared of developing feelings since a relationship with her wouldn't work. But the pussy and head is bomb as fuck.
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sounds great. now its time for you to give me some advice, how do i set this situation up?

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Girlfriend posts pictures like this. This isn't to bad right ? I don't know I can just be dumb about this kind of stuff sometimes.
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I don't know, post more and I'll tell you.
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Posts to whom?
Her ex? Bad.
On the internet? She's attentionwhoring because she feels neglected. Dick her more.
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>>17243645
I know your not being completely serious lol but like this. She wanted to put this one of both of us up. I cut myself out

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I'm well hung and GF is crappy at BJ.

What is that magic spray used by football medics that once applied on skin numbs the area down?

Phenol or something like that, isn't it?

Is it available in strawberry/cherry flavour?
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>>17243614
Pretty sure you aren't supposed to ingest topical anesthetics.
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>>17243614
Xylocain or lignocain are local anaesthetic available in spray form, but i didn't understood your point why you want to numb yourself it would make bj more crappy you won't be able to feel anything not just pain
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>>17243614
And they do not come in flavours fo sho

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Who is on the right here adv?

>Sister is stripper. Keeps it classy

>Makes money and provides for me and my niece and nephew and her bf.
>He finds picture of her kissing a customer on the cheek.
>Says she's cheating,gets his dad mom and sister to come take most of his shit and dip.

>For context she was very drunk and got violent but no cops.

I think and told them they both were wrong in what they did and how they reacted but shitbman idk my sister didn't cheat on my book.

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She's a literal whore
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>is fine dating someone who shows off her body to make money
>isn't fine that the person kisses someone on the cheek
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>>17243601
She doesent suck cock or fuck anyone else though. I don't agree with her job but what can I do

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>be 22
>beta
>get tinder
>no matches for a week
>feelsbad.jpg
>a week later
>5 matches
>haven't talked to any of them
>realized that I am beta and can't talk to girls
>considering suicide

What do?
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talk to them.

stop overthinking things
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ask this board how to talk to them, after telling people what you want from these girls.
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>>17243583
Not op but i'm in the same boat. I'm looking for a relationship but wouldn't mind just a hook up

Should I be more attentive to my roommate's dog?

I always feel bad when I get home, because she's mostly his responsibility, and I don't want to play with her that much. Every once in a while, I take her for a walk, and I spend a few minutes scratching her head and saying hello, but then I shut my door for most of the night until bed. So from 5-12 PM, she's just sitting on the couch moping.

I mean, clearly, I should, but she interrupts my work and tries to jump on my bed. She always wants to be petted, so she tries to squeeze her way between my arms or whatever.

I'm not doing damage to her or anything, right? She's okay for a few hours with intermittent pats on the head and such?
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So what if the dog wants to jump on your bed? It's a fucking dog.

The right thing to do is leave your door open so he doesn't feel lonely, if he comes in just maybe rub him a bit, he might lay on your bed and go to sleep

Consider this. Dogs sit at home all day doing nothing but sleeping and eating, so when someone comes home its like an event because finally theyre not alone, so of course theyre much happier. But when you lock yourself in your room and he can't even get to you, you might as well not be home.

Tl;dr the dog has feelings, keep your door open and let him on your bed, he's not going to destroy it
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>>17243538
>>>/an/
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You're not liable since it's not your dog. If you want to out of your own volition then go ahead.

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