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>>17246984
How old are you OP? If you're seriously not into monogamy don't force yourself into it. Serious relationships are nice, but if you don't sow your oats before the summer, you'll miss harvesting season all together. Then you'll have to deal with the Lord's army lacking grain supply and you'll be whipped or worse, lose a hand. And if this continues unto next year, say goodbye to your daughter. The war has been going on for the past 35 years and I don't see any end in sight, so it's best to keep your head down while the Lords fight it out, with luck maybe yours will lose his head in the fighting.

Anyway, back to your mundane shit. Ask her for a break or something, or let her know how you feel and maybe something mutual can come up?

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Basically you find a girl who is cool with you just using girls for sex on the side.

>>17246984

Fuck someone, realize there's nothing to it, and move on.

I suggest making a trip to Thailand. The ladyboys are tremendous there.

Sex isn't a big deal. One day you'll meet someone, whether it be tomorrow or ten years, and it will be far more meaningful if you never fucked some dirty hooker.

Keep it special. Sex isn't that great. But, you keeping it special will make it that great for your partner, whoever he turns out to be.

>>17246955
Very optimistic, but I hope that "he" was a typo. Im not gay.

>>17246955
this nigga nows the drill. An actual advice.

Can you think of any places you can rape her lovingly without getting caught?

I've been in a similar scenario. Realize that what you are attracted to is her kindness, because it's missing from your life. Internalize it. Be kinder to people, andfyou will attract more kind people to yourself.
Smile at the world and it will smile back at you. Sounds cliche bs but it works.

>tfw I'm a phd male student and my own students hit on me.

I fell for one and went serious about this, never again.

Don't go back. Don't look back. Yes, it's over. She said "I really love my career and my work more than I love you" in a nice way. If you're not among her first priorities she's not worth it. She won't make you happy.

That said, google for coping techniques after breaking up, but right now I'd advice you to cry a river. Don't numb your feelings, feel them as deep as possible. Grab a pillow and cry on it, get your right to not do a single thing for a whole day, just do whatever, but don't numb your feelings, and for god's sake don't deny them existing at all. Feel them entirely.

>>17246896
I see what you mean, but I'd rather not totally believe it. I think if her career is her first priority, I was her second. Judging by how hard it was for her to do that she had some really genuine feelings about me. Fate is a cruel bitch indeed to make two people mesh as well as we did except for such a crucial part.

She told me she was sure I'd find someone wonderful in no time, but I don't think I'm going to get over her for a long time.

I don't deny my feelings, I just thought a 40oz would make me feel better since I enjoy moderate drinking even while perfectly happy. In the end it was just disgusting cheap shit that I wouldn't have drank if I wasn't between paychecks and got me a couple hours of buzz. You're right though, I do want to feel this. It's the kind of sadness that means the relationship was well worth my time in the long run.

>>17246946
>I see what you mean, but I'd rather not totally believe it.
Denial is a phase of loss.

>I don't think I'm going to get over her for a long time.
Don't, then. Just don't dwell on it for too long or you'll end with a big depression.

>You're right though, I do want to feel this. It's the kind of sadness that means the relationship was well worth my time in the long run.
This is positive. At least you're not exactly sorry about the relationship, which means moving on is going to be easier.

Did the correspondence between you two ever get sexual? Explain in detail

>>17246854
No, both of us made it clear that we do not have romantic feelings for each other

>>17246879
I mean you and the girl. How sexy did you two girls get? Explain in detail

Tell her she either stops talking to him or you guys are done and leave it at that. Be a man of your word to unless she's yelling him they can't speak any more. If she doesn't like him or her why does she continue to talk to them?

>>17246810
Tell that faggot to fuck off and stop bothering your girlfriend

Then tell your girlfriend that you feel uncomfortable with it and that you need her to choose between the two of you

>>17246810
Beat the shit out of that demented faggot, for your sake and all of ours.

>>17246801

>nothing was the same
>now she’s got two of them fuckboys on her fb she regurlarly talks to, she doesn’t wanna talk to me, says she doesn’t want to be with me or marry me but talking to ex-fuck boys
>whatever
>still think about her everyday and it’s been like a year since she told me to fuck off
>she texts me every few months but she’s still in touch with other ex fuckboys so I don’t bite
>anyway, since that, I haven’t dated or been intimate with anybody for about a year
>had chances, but don’t want to, feel like I’m being disloyal to the ex who told me to fuck off
>am a pothead, daily smoker, disengaged with reality
>suffering from loneliness, possible depression
>academic af tho studying to get my PHd

My question to /adv/ is, why do I still think about her? Is it simply cause I miss the poon?

Like I can’t physically go about talking to and mingling with other girls cause I feel I’m being disloyal… I wonder if I love her, but I don’t even know myself.

can’t talk to friends cause they’re judgemental/close minded assholes who secretly want to fuck her which pisses me off

can’t talk to family cause they don’t like her or support it

have no other friends/social media for socializing so I’m on the chan seeking some advice or some clarity

Any second opinions are appreciated, thanks for reading my bs

Sounds like you have Down syndrome, OP. Basically there is no cure for it but there are professionals who can help you out

>>17246818
how to you conclude that bruv

Ok so what advice are you seeking, putz?

>>17246791

>>/r9k/

>>17246794
I feel like I want someone to talk to.

I don't have any family or friends. And my ex-gf basically is the last person I would talk to. I feel betrayed that she contributed to making me feel this way.

just message her and ask to chill with her then make some moves and see how she reacts, if you get to fuck her, nice then message her a few days later saying something like "i wouldn't mind doing that again" OR just keep making moves in person i guess?? idk

Can you think of any places you can rape her without getting caught?

If she's into you, you would know.

Don't be the weird fucking guy that falls in love with his female friends. It's a quick way to get ostracized.

As an aside, my wife had a guy that pulled that shit on her over 10 years ago. She still makes fun of him a few times a month. Which I find incredibly amusing.

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>what do I do?

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Gurgling with my own semen always works for me

Suck a lemon.

Why do the police want to talk to you? Also calling random lawyers is dumb as fuck, you have to call a lawyer who actually practices criminal law. Otherwise, it's like calling a heart specialist because you have problems with your feet.

>>17246777
There was some local crime they came and talked to me and told me an investigator was going to call and they never did then the cops called instead and asked me to come in and see him but I just said I want an attorney

I want to know if they already have a warrant to arrest and shit or if they are just looking for some sort of confession

>>17246784
Were you involved in the crime?

What does your husband do?

>>17246767
He's a malware analyst. He just buys menice things but has changed or just became more of himself idk

How long you guys dated b4 marrying ? Also describe what you mean by independent you plan on doing financial aid.

Yes. Murder suicide is an American tradition.

Yup a lot of ppl I asked said they were joining the military just to shoot ppl. But with this kind of mentality you will probably get shot and die desu

>/adv/ - Board ranting

Fuck off back to /r9k/, bitter underaged virgin.

>>17247691
Simply this. There are people with lives on this board. Not everyone is a retard or mental underage.

>>17246712
>Also, she said that she still had her period before we did it, but after doing it, she said no more period blood was coming out.
>Is there a chance that she's pregnant?

lmao dude what

>>17246712
So you're saying
>she was on the last day of her period
>you had unprotected sex
>you didn't come inside
>this happened yesterday

I'd go get her to take Plan B ASAP to be safe. Even if you tried your best to not come inside, some viable sperm might have come out with precum. Sperm can survive for almost up to a week inside the womb, and sometimes ovulation happens within that window after a period.

Plan B will prevent ovulation from happening, stopping any potential sperm from reaching an egg.

And get yourselves some actual birth control before next time.

>>17246752

plan B being what?

Yep, we're doing it safe next time.