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She enjoys it when I lick and finger her ass, but doesn't ask for it...and forget the D.

I need help with the psychological side, getting to know how and why she's reluctant. I've talked to her about it several times and although she admits it feels good, she isn't that into it.

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My whole life I've been an ugly, autistic fuck who can't talk to women, and I'm a 20 year old HKV. But a little over 3 weeks ago I began talking to this cute Thai girl I met online. We exchanged phone numbers pretty quickly and began talking on there. A week ago we talked on Skype for the first time, and just 5 days ago she said that she liked me, and because I'm a desperate 20 year old HKV I went along with it, so we're offically bf/gf.

Ever since then though, she's been extremely clingy and she says I'm ignoring her when I don't reply to her one word, substanceless messages.
Everything she says and talks about is shallow and she's rather boring to talk to. I know we like similar things, but she always just talks about boring shit and asks me a bunch of dumb questions. Yesterday, we had a 3 hour Skype call and it was mostly sitting in silence. Yet no matter how autistic and quiet I am, she forgives it because and just says "you're so cute <3"

Just earlier today, she was sending me near nude pictures and sending me sexy text messages, and while it's incredibly sexy, we've only been together for 5 days. She also always talks about what our married lives would be like, and last night pic related happened. It feels like things are moving way too fast, and we probably won't even see each other irl for 2 years, and I'm still skeptical about dating someone on the other side of the planet.

Yet despite all of this, I haven't dumped her yet, I guess because I've never felt loved before and it feels good when she sends me a message telling me how cute I am, and she's super hot. But I'm not sure is be able to handle this for another 2 years until we see each other.

So my question is, what do I do? Do I try to salvage this and see if I can make talking to her not such a chore? Or do I just end it? And if so, how do I end it? Considering my various autistic comments and behavior haven't scared her off, is just telling her to stop bothering me my only option?

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ok here is my situation:
>i want to buy a laptop

here are the options:
>new
.pros - 2 years warranty
.cons - expensive

>used
.pros - cheaper
.cons - no warranty

*sidenote: not sure if it matters but i just need a working laptop not gonna use it to play anything, just those school laptops know what i mean?

>tl;dr: should i buy a new or a used laptop?

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I need some help about a certain lesbian girl I'm interested in (I'm a bisexual guy).


I talked with her online and we decided to meet IRL (as friends, of course.) We met up in a park and she was with her best friend smoking cigarettes. We talked about some stuff and she touched me a lot of times when she found an opening (she touched my arm and we compared our hand sizes).

As the wind was very cold, she invited me to her apartment and we spent some time together in her bedroom. I was a bit shy and she asked me to sit beside her on the bed.

After an hour or so, I decided to go home. Before saying goodbye, she hugged me and kissed me on the cheek. She also said that she was "impressed", as she didn't expect me to be so cool.

Well, turns out that I'd really like to have some lewd moments with her. She said that she'll invite me to smoke weed at her apartment someday, and I want to do the right thing when the time comes.


Extra info about her: left-wing feminist, very esoteric/spiritual, hipster-ish, likes anime.

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>Be me
>Just graduated HS, about to start college after this summer
>Taking a class from 5:30-7:30 on M/W/F
>Interested in finding a job before I enter Uni
>All I can find is generic retail jobs like Albertsons, Target, etc...
>Don't really have a resume (my resume right now is geared towards college admissions, but that process is over now)

I'm kind of lost in trying to find a job... I'm interested in getting any job whatsoever, but I'd appreciate getting a job closer to what I want to do in college (like Electronics/Software) that's still entry level... Any suggestions?

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>be little me
>grow up loving medieval fantasy. warhammer, warcraft, runescape, guild wars, lord of the rings
>i loved everything about it, was a little nerd.
>still listen to music from any of the above just to chill and relax
>even listen to folk/death metal from time to time.
>grow up some more
>realize every one of these things is well... medieval. it's european. White.
>I'm black

I'm self-conscious about it. I feel like some weird reverse-cuck weeaboo where I'm in love with all this fantasy shit but not only is it fantasy aka not real... it's fantasy that isn't intended 'for me'.

Make no mistake, I still love this shit but I question myself a lot. If there's some nerd-fantasy oriented meetup or event, I feel like I'd look like a confused fool, a black man with a lord of the rings t-shirt on. back when i was growing up i'd make gandalf nerd jokes with my friends and be outward with my nerdiness and not give a fuck. now I'm older and a lot more wiser to social cues and I just don't know if I can pull that off anymore.

i've met other blacks/non-whites who were into this stuff and they were all cool and chill and they seemed fine with themselves at least on the surface, the issue I'm having is just an internal struggle.


I feel like i shouldn't like all this european oriented stuff... but if I hear LOTR music from a friend's tv or I watch a WoW video on youtube, man, it feels so fucking good. Everything is amazing, the music, the aesthetic, the dramatic hero stories, everything.


Are my thoughts warranted? Is it OK to keep liking this 'white' stuff and just go on with my life? I feel like if I did the latter it'd just be the equivalent of sticking my head in the sand and ignoring the racial elephant in the room.

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I geinueily have better conversations with myself than with my friends.
I don't feel like i can truly talk with someone because then i have to follow social paradigms and be a pleasant and social person
I mean i have friends and a bf, but shit the only person ive ever felt close to was myself
Is this normal? to like talking to yourself better than others.

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So there's this girl I really like. I see her about once a week or less often since we have mutual friends. We get along and today I think we clicked a bit more than usual though I saw her for a short time.
I really want to ask her out to do something this week or whenever, but I can only contact her by facebook until next weekend when I may or may not see her again. I think I'm okay irl but I feel very awkward when I text. And she doesn't go online often so if I do text her I may need to wait for her replies.
I'm not a huge fan of using technology to talk and neither is she, but we don't "hate" it.

So how do you go about asking someone out by facebook (unless it's a very bad idea and you never should)?
Also she seems kind of immune to my advances, for example today I made some sort of joke comment about us going out someday and she laughed and said something like "yah we could" but sort of sounded like she didn't really consider the possibility, and went on talking. Should I extend that joke a bit again on facebook? I can explain it if you want.
Thanks!

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MILFs

I work as a bank teller in the US and noticed I've been getting lots of compliments from some of the ladies i help but mostly older women (30s-mid 40s) im a 20 something year old guy and never dated or hooked up with a girl older than me but some of these women are damn hot and i feel like i should take advantage of the opportunity. A few in particular are probably interested, from their body language and comments but i dont know how to follow up with it. Should i slide them my number or joke about meeting out of work? Even my boss tells me quite a few seem interested but again i dont know how to make a move since i only see them at work and dont want it to be awkward.

Any advice? Other anons been in a similar situation with older women?

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Testicular Cancer

Any of you have experience with it?

I have a small pea sized lump on my scrotum, it hurts if I futz around with it, but otherwise isn't painful. I also seemingly have swollen lymph nodes just to the left on my inner forward facing thigh (can feel little lumps that feel strange when I mess with them under the skin).

I have no insurance and no money at all (literally $0 and no means of making any income). I am crippled living on someone else's charity.

I had cancer when I was a kid, so I guess that makes me more susceptible to cancer or something I think... But that cancer and its treatment destroyed my genitals... Like my testicles are underdeveloped and inert... They serve no function and literally just sit there doing nothing.

I have had seemingly similar bumps on my genitals before, usually sores from a scratch or something like that... But I never noticed swollen lymph nodes before which is why this one seemed more to me.

Assuming it is testicular cancer and its not aggressive how long can I go without treatment before it kills me?

Thanks

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Hi everyone

I am a big fan of books.

I have many of the Top 1000 Amazon best selling books in pdf format, and I am searching for few others.

As Piratebay is down, I am not sure what are the options, where can I find to download or upload new 2016 pdf books?

Thank you very much for any suggestions you will have

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I'm chronically sick, and there is nobody to help.

I am too sick to work, I have tried to get through university twice, but in both years my health has impacted my ability to attend or perform.

I'm in my early 20s, the doctors are doing nothing of importance to improve my situation, and are just doing busy body hand-offs. They run the same tests over and over again, but never find anything. Because they can't find anything, I can't get any external support or help.

My parents want me out of the house, but honestly I couldn't take care of myself like this.

The small amount of money I had is running out.

Where do I go with this?

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how do i cure my Gerascophobia /adv/? For some days now i have been filled with this immense amount dread, that i wont be able to do everything
i want before i grow old and incapable. Look at this picture. Why does this scare me so much? This is probably the best thing a man could ever wish for, yet just looking at it makes me feel anxious. Im only 19 btw.

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>have a girlfriend
>loves me very much
>cheated on her multiple times already and she knows it
>still doesn't want to leave me
>we don't live together but she mostly pays our dates and even cooks for me while at home not to mention she does my laundry
>really really kind to me and when I am in a bad mood she comforts me and will do anything to please me
>did all of my fetish and sex fantasies, learned to do deep throat, really good at blowjob, cum in her mouth and swallows as well etc.
>perfect girlfriend but I...

Yes /adv/ I care about her and all but I am really not satisfied with her. We're already dating for 3 years now and we already around marrying age but still I don't want to marry her. Is this ok? Maybe because my family and friends and even I are thinking twice because she already has a kid and she's older than me by 3 years. He's five years old.

I do feel guilty sometime but as long as I used her for sex and laundry etc. I don't feel compelled to break up. What can I do?

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Hi
Ginger guy here
Does anyone know how gingere are seen in Asian countrys like South Korea or Japan ?
I heard some women really like western men. Also many asians seem to like pale skin.

In the country i live in redheads guys are seen as feminine and you rather get insulted then a date ( i am still a virgin)
Do you think i could pass as exotic to them and become lucky using tinder?
I wouldnt try it for getting sex only but also just to seek people to hang out.

Maybe someone who lives in asia could comment on this or other redheads who traveled in asia. Thanks.