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>>17240571
Get off 4 chan

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>>17240580
no fucking shit sherlock.
gr8 advice m8 i rate 8/8 no b8
and no h8

>be me
>have female friend
>female friend
>friend

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Tell her if she doesn't feel the same then sure that sucks but if she does then at least you'll know

>>17240597
Lel

Distractions.
Also exercise, walking is a good one

>>17240576
I've run out of things to destruct me with, I've started working out again though.

>>17240568
Life is meaningless until you dont have much of it left then it's all too precious.
My advice: stop trying to be stable and focus on experimenting. Save the humdrum for later and just EXPERIENCE.

Even if you don't have acne and stuff, I find that using like Daily Clear and acne and shampoo shit that eliminates grease and stuff helps to keep my skin at least a bit clearer.

This is my best advice to you. Invest in a good skin care routine. It doesn't have to be elaborate, just a few steps to do morning and night everyday. Pick out products that work with what your skin needs. Looks like you have some texture and probably a little oily. Start with a face wash that really feels like it cleans deep, I use a face wash with activated charcoal in it (charcoal is supposed to go deep in the skin and draw out impurities). Get a gentle exfoliating scrub to use once a week or up to every other day depending on how sensitive your skin is. It will smooth out your skin a ton by scrubbing away old dead skin off the surface and encouraging the growth of new skin at a quicker rate. Get a lightweight lotion to use that absorbs quickly, isn't oily, and is unscented. Maybe invest in a clay mask to do once a week as well. A clay mask will dry out excess oil from your pores and help to improve the skin over all. Hope this helps. Good luck.

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Thanks for you advice!
>>17240557
>>17240506

Congratulations, this is the shittiest /r9k/ rant I have seen today on /adv/.

>>17240486
>Why are there more normie chicks than dudes?
A great deal of attention has been given to properly socializing young girls in the past several hundred years: the definition of "proper socialization" has changed, but not the idea that resources need to be devoted to doing so. The concept is older than feminism as we know it, though they've spent no small time analyzing it, and are happy to use it for their own ends.

Not so much attention has been given to socializing boys. This was not malicious: it was sort of generally assumed that this problem took care of itself. The Scouting movement was probably the last time anyone paid much attention to it, and that's over 100 years old.

The thing is, for a long time this arrangement actually worked for boys. It's only in the last 50-60 years that it started failing in any significant numbers, and only in the last 20-30 that it sped up to this kind of pace. There are still no clear answers yet as to why, though there are plenty of hypotheses.

>However when a girl ain't a normie she is typically one of the best people you could meet
That depends heavily on a number of things, most of which you can't know. There are lots of awesome non-normie girls: I married one, and have many more in my extended social circle. But if your experience is skewed enough that you can mistake this for universal, you've had a little luck on your side.

>>17240953
This guy gets it

Take pictures of her cuts, show them to your wife, tell your wife to stop being a bitch, and teach your daughter what happens to mentally unstable people who self-harm by scaring her into thinking you're going to take her to a mental hospital if she doesn't cut that shit out.

Then sit down and drink a beer and imagine you're in a better place. A world that isn't full of this bullshit.

>>17240490
wife knows about the cuts, tried scaring her by using my druggo sister as example
>"you just hate my friends, I hate you!"

take her laptop and phone and "child-lock" it from tumblr and other websites

also cutting herself? make her go to school therapist and tell her strictly that she aint allowed to visit that phat lard anytime soon

Your psychologist does sound like an idiot.

I'd say just keep doing what you're doing, OP. It seems to be working for you.

Read some books, find a music interest, eat healthy, generally do anything constructive or cultured to distract yourself. That's what I do at least.

So if anyone thought that I need a girlfriend- I already have. happiness is not about sex, but she is very good.

OP

Yeah, I don't see why it wouldn't be ok.

What? Was your teacher a French teacher?

>>17240434
No he is not. I didn't study any foreign languages in high school

Go to /sci/, maybe they can help. Otherwise, let our lord and savior Terry Crews bless you with his 24 hour odor blocking power. Godspeed.

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>>17240422
I'm already using this brand of Nivea Men, haven't seen Old Spice here yet.
You sure 'bout /sci/? I dunno about these guys, but I'll try a thread there.

I work in a hospital. The best thing in the world is to carry a pack of Sage Bath Wipes.

They are literally gifts from the heavens. Google them. I would incur a pic but in phone.

>>17240397
From my experience it's only good for hooking up and it will only be good for that if you've got at least an 8/10 body and/or face. This is all assuming you're a male btw.

I matched with someone from my small 12 person class in a school with 30,000+. Didn't even know it was her until she told me. I liked her but she turned me down after the most mixed signals on earth. At least she still likes my IG photos.

I only used it for a week got bored, lots of spam. But this was a year ago.

>>17240405
So are you saying it is better or worse for people below 8?

As long as you don't damage your sausage it's alright. Also a good idea might be to keep that to yourself and only yourself.

>>17240392
Well i'm certainly not starting a conversation by saying "hey you know i smash my dick against the floor instead of fapping". I'm saying it here because this is an anonymous image beard and i basically never come here.

>>17240399
I get you senpai, I'm just saying. Otherwise we all have that weird shit we get a kick out of, it's nothing to be ashamed of. That would definitely be a hilarious conversation though.

It's not your fault, first off. She's the deranged one, it's all her doing. But sometimes it's just how it goes and you just gotta accept it man, I'm sorry. I wish the best for you, don't do anything you'd regret either.

Sorry OP. Not all women but certain kinds.

Similar thing happened to me, met a girl who was still in a relationship, and as the old saying goes. Once a cheater always a cheater.

>>17240389
Do you think telling someone to kill themselves is something I'd regret?

Because that is the message I left her.

>>17240391
My friend told me most girls are cheaters nowadays. Is this true? He says him, and everyone he knows has been cheated on by girls numerous times. I don't know, because I've only been with her, from 18 to 21.

Pics?
C'mon, it can't be that bad... can it?

torch it, it'll be lit af senpai

First pick everything up and put it away, and throw useless stuff and garbage in the trash. Then, clean surfaces like tables and counters and appliances. Then, vacuum. After that, mop.

Maybe you should re-think of your policy of friends with benefits if it doesn't suit you.

>>17240468

What do you mean it doesn't suit me? It suits me just fine, i just want to know how to get rid of the jealousy

>>17240297
the only way to stop that is to cut the fwb bullshit

>>17240268
The letter was cringeworthy evanescence-tier shit.

>>17240277
thank you! I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who thought it wasn't that great! God I thought I was a terrible, heartless person. I have total sympathy for rape victims, but it just seemed like a bit much yknow?

>>17240285
People are mad that his status as a rich white boy got him out of any kind of reasonable sentence, that's all. It's indignation at the injustice of the system. You don't have to feel upset or anything.