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>>17242089
Just keep banging her brains out til she falls asleep. She will eventually develop what you call feelings. Also try to make yourself scarce so she'd be wanting you more desperately

>>17242112

Thanks for the reply mate, sounds good. One thing tho:

>Also try to make yourself scarce so she'd be wanting you more desperately

I'm afraid that if I make myself more scarce she will find another one to bang her? But also I can't wait the next time I bang her, so it will be equally painful for me

>>17242137
How often are you guys meeting during a week?

>>17242056
OP here, is this board really slow?

>>17242056
Stop, she doesn't have the same feelings for you m8. For all you know she might be swallowing Chad's load right about now.

>>17242129

Pretty much this, ldr's don't really work been there done that. My bitch went to a powwow and fucked some guy she just met, so just consider the disadvantages of not being there to fuck until she loves you, otherwise she'll find dick on her own accord.

>>17242047
Not up to you. She's going to take you for child support for 18 years. Have fun with that one.

As for being in the kid's life, that's up to you. If it were me, if I have to pay for it anyway, I may as well play with it. At least then I'd feel like I'm getting something for my money.

But you could just as easily sign away all parental rights and never see/speak to it.

Really depends on how you feel about kids, if you're an emotional type of person who feels a duty to their own kin, if you think you can manage to not murder the mom for the next two decades when you two have to co-parent or at least interact for the sake of the kid.

>>17242047
How do you "accidently" have a kid?

>>17242063
lmao!

>>17242041

Go to the police. That should have been step one the second he found your workplace without you telling him.

Also why did your boss believe this random guy who appeared and said you did the deed in your office if it's not possible?

>>17242061
It's not that boss believed him. It was more of a "this is some bullshit I don't really want to put up with so you're fired".

I forgot to mention one other small problem. His father is a police officer as well. I want to go to the police, but I have no proof of anything. It's driving me crazy. Like I tried to explain I was done with him to my boyfriend, then he sent my boyfriend every picture he had ever taken of me. Nothing has timestamps. I don't know what I would even tell the police.

>>17242095
Start compiling EVERYTHING you can. If it's not too much trouble, try and start planning your days so that you're with a friend/someone who you trust enough so that if he does show up unannounced or tries some shit you've got something to go on.

Do you have those hundred texts he originally sent you? Turn on time stamps on your phone from now on.

Do you live in a small town? If not, you can try and avoid his dad if anything. You don't have a whole to go on, that's true. But if you go to the police, lay it all down on the table. Tell them that this guy's been acting crazy towards you and that you want help. Tell them that he's had people follow you and that he may do it again.

And if your family and friends can't trust you over the word of some stranger, you may want to rethink your situation. I'd also suggest you invest in some sort of PDW in the event he goes off the deep end.

Take this all with a grain of salt, as without anything to really prove he's fucking with your life, there's not a whole lot you can do yet. But he'll slip up sooner or later, and you'll be ready.

>>17242007
Jack off to it with him

Bonding time

prep the oven

leave the man to his fetishes

I caught my uncle a fucking Christ Vick sucker watching gay teen porn. A lot of the shit too.

I didn't stop or question him. id hate if someone found out what I'm into.

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Since you seem to be educated on this, what do you think of pic related? My friends all used to smoke this only, they'd use it for spliffs too, I never really liked tobacco so i'd roll mine pure when I could.

But I've been wanting to try rolling a few tobacco spliffs this summer and was wondering if you think this is a good tobacco to use.

>>17241965
Buy cigarettes. Try a Camel No 9, 99 or try Marlboro.

How is it that there are people in this day and age that are really fucking stupid enough to use tobacoo? Why not just snort asbestos?

>>17241905
If you were raised in a conservative household, the pros of waiting for sex are a sense of self-respect.

You've internalized this concept as something positive, and if you try to break from it, you might feel like you're doing something bad and lose confidence.

The cons are you're missing out on seeing if you actually like casual sex or not. In my opinion, we should experience everything life has to offer, since you only get to do it once, and making mistakes is a great way to grow as a person.

>>17241920
This. Try it out so you can At least know if you like it or not.

I did, and realized casual sex is not for me. You might feel the same, or you might be a horndog. But at least you'll know

>>17241920
Yea just have casual sex once!

>contract aids/hiv/ect

Why bother?

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>>17241897
Move out from your parents and you will have all that freedom but none of the financial support.

>>17241897
Are you worried they'll kick you out if you do go?

>>17241897
Just go. There's a good chance they're bluffing anyway.

>>17241883
Can't you use your birth certificate to apply for an SSN?

>>17241883
What/how do you not have a SSN?

>>17241890
You need more than that.

I do have that but when I took it in they just said "This isn't enough, if you don't bring atleast 2 documents, 1 with photo ID, you need 3 documents on this list proving identity, 1 of which is birth certificate"

All of the things on that list, things like W-2 form, Selective Services, Passport, Employee ID badge, they all require an SSN/State ID.

>>17241896
The doctors at my original hospital thought I had died right after birth, I was lifted by a helicopter to another better equipped nearby hospital where I was revived, a friend of mine who works as an attorney said they might have forgotten to apply me for one, or weren't aware that I was revived since I was 'dead' upon leaving their hospital, but since that's where I came out at, the responsibility was on them.

That's all I know, I don't even know if the story is true.

It's pretty easy, actually.

Skip online altogether and just mail cash with no return address. It'd probably work the same.

>>17241859
your address is not private information.

>>17241859
Why are you worried about giving away your address?

Your bank has your address, why wouldn't paypal ask for it too?

>>17241834
Oh yeah I remember DriverDoctor, I see shit like this installed on people's computers all the time at work.

What we do is just uninstall it, and you should be fine. It's just malware, most of the time it's trying to get you to buy into some other scam through it, not directly trying to steal your shit.

>>17241843
My worry is slowing down the ol' computadora

>>17241857
Well did you remove all the malware?

Did you check the running processes to see if there's no weird stuff going on?

If so, you're fine.

>>17241809
Kill yourself.

>>17241809
Whenever you don't feel sad, you're happy.

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>>17241809
>How do you know if you're happy?
idk , do you feel happy ?
>What are you supposed to do if you're not?
meditate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJjyrzqkXrE

http://marc.ucla.edu/body.cfm?id=107

>>17241762
All right, this is just my personal take on it, so don't take it to be the opinions of everyone.

> What is the difference between being someone's friend and being someone's SO or partner?
A partner and a friend aren't that different. A partner is, in reality, simply an incredibly close friend, with whom you're not only emotionally, but also physically intimate with.

> Why do we feel so hurt when someone we're with does something like flirting with another person or even having sex with someone else?
Because they're ours. They're our friend, our family member, our partner. We want them to ourselves and don't want to feel that they're leaving us behind for someone else.

> What is it about such simple, physical interaction(sex) that makes us feel like intimacy and passion is being formed?
Neural pathways or something like that. I'd wager that the feeling we call "love" is a kind of reward, for procreating. In the end, that's the goal of our lives, after all. Evolution! (I have no actual clue, so go ask someone smart, if you really want to know.

>>17241762

>what is the difference between being someones friend and someones SO or partner

it varies from place to place. but romance. there are many types of love. you dont love your daughter the way you love your wife. so it makes sense that friends would be loved differently as well.

that being said, there is a growing trend of blended relationships. they sound kinda classless as 'friends with benefits' but a lot of people are starting to realize they can have a romance with someone without it being the 'end all love you forever were gonna get married ur the only one for me' kind of love.

its okay to enjoy someone even if you dont enjoy them the most.

>why do we feel so hurt when someone were with does something like flirting with another person

culture, conditioning, and inherent posessiveness. a lot of this goes back to when we were 'cave people'. The end all of life at that time and what evolution programmed us for was
>we need to survive
>OUR kids need to survive.

if you are a girl and you see a man flirting with, or having sex with or doing anything with another woman, you dont know which one he likes more. if the lions cornered us, who is he going to save? is it you? or is it her?

in men we get something different. we are protectors. if our cave-wife fucks another man are we protecting someone elses potential children in the future? that does us no good.

even the most 'open relationship free love' type people can feel jealousy if their partner shows a higher priority over them. i certainly do. im very happy to share sexually but the idea of not being number 1 does bug me.

cont...

>>17241789
why does sex make us feel like intimacy and passion is being formed

it doesnt always. women release a hormone when they have sex that does make them fall in love. this is likely becuase cave women werent always WILLING participants when having sex. but nature needed them to love their 'rapist' (if you will) in order for her and her baby to be safe. so women who had this hormone were more likely to survive. whereas those who didnt fall in love with their rapist would avoid them, and not have a man protecting them.


men dont really have that. its the reason prostitutes can be nothing but a hole to dump ur load in. or just sluts for that matter. its the reason gangbangs exist. cuz guys dont need intimacy. they just need to get off.

Is it possible your cousin is just fucking with you?
I'd confirm the details with other family members.

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>>17241764
Confirmed it with my aunt and father while omitting the details of our meeting

>>17241760
Just fuck her.

You have social anxiety. Go see a psychologist.

>>17241690
Let me ask you OP, What have you got to lose?

>>17241690
>How do I loosen up and relax in social situations?
Pull your dick