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HELP HELP HELP!!! I left my iPod in my pants after I got done skating and they went through the wash. I shed a tear when I pulled it out. That thing has been with me for 10+ years. Same one in the picture^. How do I dry it out??? Will it ever work again?
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>>17246692
try putting it in rice
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It's probably fucked op, sorry man
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>>17246692
How long has it been since it got wet in the wash? how much effort would you be willing to put in to try and rescue it?
Over the past year I've had about four female acquaintances / friends / fuck buddies ask me out on dates or whatever. When I say I'm not interested because I think we're better off friends, they get really indignant and angry.
Why???
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People don't enjoy being rejected, usually.
Why aren't you interested, OP?
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They had a crush on you, and friendzoning hurt them.
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Girls are little bitches who get mad you don't want to marry them
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I have a close friend, he's one of the nicest dudes you can ever meet. Most of the time he's happy, helping others. He has good grades, he participates in good stuff. Almost never complains or talks about his problems, if he does he always says "It's going to get better". He's actually very positive.
It's a very mature, smart and kind dude.
Last week, he gave me his phone to share some memes (we do this very often) I accidentally got inside a conversation with himself, found lots of stuff (very recent). Looks like a plan to kill himself with pure helium. He even got the place to buy it, tubing and some cheap hotels.
He never talks about this. I guess that I could show this to his mom but nobody would believe me by the way he is. If he wants to I guess it's a well informed and analyzed decision. I'm confused.
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>>17246624
Same situation as your friend here, except not so successful. A failure, and I have been planning with this method for awhile now. If he's anything like me he has a moral code to not drag anybody else down around him, people live with some serious shit and it can destroy you mentally. Please; from somebody who has nobody to keep him here on this planet... try and save him man. Deep down inside we all just want somebody to care but sometimes we go down that dark path alone until we hit our destination. I don't actually have a solution to your issue, I'm sorry.
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You HAVE to tell someone. Imagine you didn't say a word and he killed himself, than how would you feel?
Even if for whatever reason it's a false alarm it is still better to tell someone, cause you never know until it happens.
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>>17246656
Thanks for sharing. I guess that he thinks as you, maybe he doesn't want to harm others. Damn it. I'm scared he can just vanish and execute his plan.
I'll try to talk about this with him, I don't know what kind of deep things he has inside his mind, he seems like a normal dude with friends and he's even dating a girl. Nothing has changed, if I didn't saw that everything would me "normal" for me. I'll see what I can do to help him without giving him more reasons to do it. I guess making it public would make it worse, suicide is seen as something bad and if he feels alone that would make it worse. His parents are kinda religious so that's a nope.
Damn. Thank you anyways, hope you're doing well
Dating is impossible for me. I was speaking with a friend and he told me that I should be at least trying to kiss a girl at the end of a first date. and ONE HUNDRED PERCENT(100 PERCENT) need to at least hold her hand otherwise I am friend zoned.
The problem? I just can't bring myself to kiss or hold a girls hand. It feels too strange. Almost like it doesn't add up.
Like when and how do I hold her hand or kiss her? I can't feel situations out like this UNLESS the girl is giving me feed back. I almost never get feed back from women. I have never had a woman be "really" into me.
I need help. I feel as if I am not fit for this type of social living. Dating is such a alien concept to me. I understand going out and having fun but holding hands and kissing.. How does it even progress to that FUCKING POINT.
HELP ME GOD!
27 and I can't get this shit right.
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Bump v2
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please help.
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At the end of the date, as you're walking away from the meal, act like the real men do in the movies. You grab her, twirl her toward you, hold her chin, and kiss her. Everyone on dates at late twenties do this kind of stuff.
Good luck on your next date.
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How do I make friends 2016-06-12 04:06:35 Post No.17246550
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What I need help is how I can make friends or get a girlfriend. School ended about a week ago and I'll be going into junior year of high school. I'll start with why I don't have friends. When I was younger I was regularly beat by my older brother who is 5 years older than. I'm not blaming everything on him it's just that it had a big impact on how I view myself now, he moved out when he turned 18 so now I don't have to deal with him. Secondly, I have moderate acne which makes me feel less confident. Besides my skin, I'm above average in physical appearance and am athletic.
I lost most of my friends in the summer of 2015, I talked to people at school but not "real friends" who I see outside of it. Right now I started hanging out with a female friend of mine. This girl is not someone I'm romantically interested in but she is a good friend. With what I described how can I get a life this summer, start living again, and stop being a suicidal depressed piece of shit.
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I'm going to bump this thread because I'm going exactly through this except I'm heading to my senior year...
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>>17246565
What's your story
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Okay so to keep this on my first week of middle school I was jumped by low lives who called themselves a gang. People didn't want to even stand next to me. I got into punk rock and made friends and got girls. Times have changed so I would say start going to raves. You can talk to anyone at raves and they will be nice to you. From there you will be the cool kid who knows where the underground parties are at. Thank me later.
How do you get male affection without having to buy it with sex?
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Buy it with cash instead.
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>>17246544
Are you looking for friendship or do you want a relationship?
Are you looking for a relationship that eventually will or won't involve sex?
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>>17246559
Ideally, I'd want a relationship, but that is not an option.
I don't know if it would involve sex or not. I've never dated someone I've actually liked.
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What is an extremist / non-verbal way to let the opposite sex know you are abstinent and they shouldn't hit on you? I am very attractive and want people to stop flirting! Serious replies please.
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Tell them you're abstinent and that they shouldn't hit on you. I don't know why it should be non-verbal.
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Dress modest
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>>17246543
Avoid eye contact. Ignore them.
That's probably the easiest route.
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I made a tinder out of curiosity, and I was actually matched wit an asian qt3.14. What the hell do I even say? I've never actually done anything like this, and I don't want to come off as a beta boi,
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>>17246525
Bumping for interest. I've wanted to try tinder but have wondered about this exact situation. What the fuck do you even say?
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>>17246528
I made rly shitty jokes about ovarian cancer, DO NOT DO what i did. Only worked because we are both doing a medical degree, and yeh dark humor is kinda a prerequisite when your doing autopsys.
But dude just play of smth she has in her profile/pictures, e.g. "Hey i saw you go to this bar/party, how come ive never seen you around before?"
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>>17246554
Sure it wasn't the first thing i said but hey it worked.
I USE MY PHONE TOO MUCH
I literally spend late nights just staring at my phone, going on youtube, netflix, games, 4chan, listening to music, etc
It fucked my sleep schedule and now My sleep consists of two four-hour naps
The thing is I have no social life, so when I'm not on my phone I'm literally doing nothing and am bored with myself
I think my phone obsession is a cause of my lack of social ability as well as other physical and mental problems
What can I do?
Thanks for reading
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have you tried suduko? socially
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Fuck you shit
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You should start getting motivation or visit an interest board and find something productive to do. Like cooking or working out or drawing or collecting shit I don't know. Find some kind of productive interest and you'll have a better time. Reading books is a good start also.
If it's really bad, put some limitations on your phone or get rid of it. Downgrade to one of those lesser flip-phones so you don't have much to do on it.
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My girlfriend and I were talking about porn recently (I'm male). It was one of those drunk and super open conversations with weird levels of honesty. I asked her what kind of porn she usually watched and she said, "mostly solo girls and lesbian." She justified this by saying that she self-inserts into the females in the videos.
Is this normal? Is this something I should be concerned about?
We have a pretty healthy sex life, but I have never heard of a straight girl watching mostly lady-centric porn.
Sorry if I'm reading too much into this and being a dumb male.
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>>17246521
Tbh mate (guy here) I am not really into watching porn at all so maybe my views on this are fucked up to begin with BUT... Hey, she's not into seeing some dude with a massive cock fuck some slut who she self-inserts into so it's not like she is conveying you're inadequate. She's enjoying something that you can't give her, sure, but I don't think you should feel bad about it.
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>>17246521
The question is always, how good is the sex. And i mean everyones a bit weird, me for example (grill) i put myself in the position of the guy most of the time lol...
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Most straight women like lesbian porn.
There's more head given to the woman in lesbian porn and focuses on women's pleasure.
Plus have you seen most straight porn. Even when it's "soft" and "made for females" it's still geared towards the male fantasy
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Dog ate some risperidone 2016-06-12 03:55:14 Post No.17246519
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So, not sure how much but it looks like my tiny pooch ate some risperidone. I called a doctor out to look at him and he gave him some peroxide to induce vomitting to no effect. This was some 6 hours ago.
The dog is now lying down wrapped up, hardly moving but breathing OK and just sleeping. He doesn't want to eat. He has drank some water from a syringe. Normally he is very energetic and constantly seeking attention.
Has anyone been in a situation like this before? I'm worried that if I sleep he will go into seizures or shock and die.
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I am a special education teacher and have a student who takes a cocktail of medications, risperidone included. I could tell you a bunch of the observed effects, but instead I want to ask: why haven't taken your dog to see a veterinarian?
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If puppy has not puked rush off to vet.
They can pump the pupps stomache.
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>>17246611
The doctor that came out to see him said that he thinks he is OK and just needs to sleep it off and part of me thinks I should believe what he says because he knows what he's talking about but part of me is worried.
I fucked up.
I ended up going home with a guy who's married, 20 years my senior. I'm not in love with him or anything like that but I can't believe I did something like that to another woman. His phone was ringing the whole night. I don't know what advice you could give me because it's already happened but help me out.
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you gotta deal with the consequences, you should've saw it coming
if you couldn't, hey, next time you'll be able to
besides, it's his fault, not yours
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>>17246511
Those biscuits look yummy.
But srsly dont be so hard on yourself. You didnt know he was married. He chose to cheat, all you did was decide to have a night of sex.
Ghost him and dont look back. Unless you do happen to be a homewrecking whore.
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>>17246532
Why do you think that she didnt know that he was married?? it sounds like she knew.
>>17246511
Dont expect a hugbox in this ITT thread. What you did was horrible and you dont have an excuse for yourself. At this point just dont ever do anything like that ever again.
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When should I change therapists?
I have one for depression.
I had her for 3 years and she's ok but I don't feel like I'm making any progress. It just feels too slow and she keeps saying 'oh it's ok to have steady progress etc.'.
I'm almost 22 now and it's scaring me.
And I don't really talk to other people either, like I'm not really a regular at places on/offline. It's because of social anxiety and speech impediment, also trauma from school.
To this day, I just don't know what the hell my problem is and how to fix it.
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Is your therapist medicating you? That's a really important part of the process. For a lot of people your problems are caused by an actual chemical imbalance and not just daddy issues that a hippy dippy therapist can fix.
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>>17246985
>le chemical imbalance meme
good goyim buy the pills
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>>17246989
Found the hippy. Let me know how your cancer is cured once it pops up.
Is there an effective substitute for human affection? Just to love and be loved in return is not an option because of reasons, and I'm starting to feel like not being hugged and kissed is actually doing damage to my mental health.
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>>17246457
Get a massage every once in a while.
t. 25 year old KHV
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>>17246464
I hadn't considered that.
Are they expensive?
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>>17246472
It is expensive. Where I live it's usually between $70-100 AUD. My favourite is Hawaiian massage which is a bit more expensive at 110 for an hour.
Is this a lame text to send to someone you have only had a hangout session twice with?
"Hey I miss our hangout sessions. I've also been wanting to go swimming really bad and you're the only person I know wth a pool haha. When you're not wrapped up in making zoom zoom cars and I'm not getting my nose busted in the ring, we should definitely have another day to hang and whatever".
Some background. We use to talk quite a bit although he doesn't like texting much. We did hangout twice and I slept over at his house but nothing physical. We haven't talked to been able to hangout in about two to three weeks now. I'm worried he lost interest... Anyways is that text too weird?
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>>17246409
Are you a fag, or butch female?
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>>17246413
I am a female.
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>>17246432
Have you sent it yet?