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>>17244281
Do you really want to work for a company you'd have to do this for? Do you really want to have to explain why the Next Of Kin on your various forms has a different last name?

Do you really think the antisemetic bastards won't figure it out anyway?

>>17244477
I'm already at a disadvantage because of my gender, I just want to have the best chance that I can have. The job market is extremely competitive, even with my qualifications. My next of kin have different surnames anyway, it's not common for women to take the male's surname after marriage in my culture. Also, I'm not Jewish kek. There are a lot of Jewish people in this industry, though.

If you don't mind my asking, what's the industry?

Maybe girls. I mean always posting nudes, I've seen them to things like make a moustache out of period blood and pubes.

>>17244215
I can't help but shake the feeling that all men want is just to fuck. It really does seem like most of you can't keep it in your pants. I also feel more paranoid about being cheated on in the future.

It's changed my view of myself for the worse, that's for sure.
Other than that, not really. People in general are complicated. Most guys are just extremely open about sex but equally withdrawn about their own sexuality and personal desires.

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Short answer: Practice

CS:GO have some good flick maps that you can just sit in and practice reactions.

General aim just comes with time.

Depends on the game... for counter-strike style games:
- Keep your mouse to the side you're turning towards
- Never keep your mouse in the middle of two spots, you'll be fucked from both. Just aim at one, then the other, keep switching.
- Try to have some awareness of where the enemies might be going and which sections are clear.
- Check common spots.
- Don't rush to fire too much, it's better to have shots going towards their head/body than it is having them going into space.

Practice pretty much and prediction.

>>17244189
>the internet, and especially this place, is a dark pit of complete social isolation that annihilates critical thinking and feeds you lies meant to enrage you and further distrust the outside while cutting all you connections to reality.

Said a man on the internet.

>>17244189
>annihilates critical thinking and feeds you lies meant to enrage you and further distrust the outside
It helps if you're not mentally ill to begin with.

>>17244189
>escape this shit

to...?

Also what do

if you hate the guy so much stop being such a fucking retard and leave, that means either stop ripping on your dad or learn how to live homeless you useless fuck

>>17244197
>>17244197
How does it feel to be 12?

When i go on leave what should i do? Should i see her? Should i ignore her? What should i do. Picture related. When we were happy.

>>17244154
Let's give her the benefit of the doubt and be charitable. With you away and other guys showing her attention, she's confused. She cares about you but you're not there and they are. So she's confused.

Your best bet is not to keep much invested in this relationship, while you leave her alone to figure out what she wants. Leave the door open, but give yourself the freedom to look around and don't assume you'll want to go back to her.

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>>17244170
i guess. But she told me we would be married. She has said so much shit to me. The lies. Everything. I dont think i want it back, but then again i want her so bad. This feeling is killing. Poc related what she told me about a month back.

>>17244119
Why not take up a part time job? All of those options will take an incredible amount of your time.

>>17244127
I have a part time job along with my job as a cop. Looking for a third income option that will require little time but decent payout.

>>17244119
legally, options are limited for making 1-2k a month with little to no effort otherwise everyone would do it.

> find parking garage with stairs that go down "brown level"
> end up smoking and having a blast with her (shes laughing and smiling I was focused only on her)
>go back to the con and sit down while this fucking guy is touching her and saying "please" I was getting mad but I kept saying be cool be cool to myself
> started playing footsies with Her. She totally digged it and started rubbing my leg. Tried to put her foot in my lap but they could see. (We got alcohol to afterwards)
> end up getting sushi and heading back to the other side of
....town
>her friend was dropping us all off because I wanted to drink because I didnt get to the night before and the other 2 didnt have cars
> had messaged her and asked if she wanted to hang out at my place and she said yes ( super fucking excited and nervous af)
> gets to my room sees all my weab shit and comments on the chobits wall scroll i have saying how awesome it was.
> Realize now that I have her alone how fucking beautiful this girl is.
>we start cuddling while watching h3h3 or whatever
>gradually get more and more intimate
>looking her in the eyes while I tease her.
> she gets super nervous and says she isn't used to the affection.
>shit gets real. We start making out and shes literally like sucking on my tongue and deepthroating my hands
>she then gets up and straight up starts sucking my cock.
> shes worshipping it
> cant cum for whatever reason she says she wants to fuck.
> Cant get erection... (FML)
> end up eating out girl and just cuddling for the night (we assumed it was the alcohol)
>"anon I had a great time" " no one ever shows me this much affection"
> drop her off.
> fast forward at work the next morning....

At work the next morning..
> Cant focus for shit have this girl on my mind
> oh fuck she texted me "what time do you get off work"
> 5..why?
> says shes gonna be on my side of town until 7.
> I insist that she hangs out at my place again and ill drive her to drop her off.
>she agrees
>we were talking about "netflix and chill" the day before so I put on Forest Gump and we just cuddled. It was nice
> I teased her slowly and finally we got into it. Kissing and touching and smiling and... we talked to.
> This is it... this is what ive been missing
>cant get hard again. .. wtf is wrong with me.
> I got semi-hard when she sucked me but couldn't keep it hard inside her V
> Decide im not taking her home until she either cums in my hands or in my mouth
> held her gently and kissed her like she was the only girl in the world
> played with her clit and pinched it for about 10 minutes never been so happy to do something for someone
> she then held me super tight and yelled "anon" while she was Cumming.
> I was...in disbelief that anything like this could ever happen to me
> we talked and cuddled and flirted then she started sucking my cock again like no joke. .. she put in work letting me pull her head down onto my cock by her hair deepthroating... never recieved head with such passion. It got to a point where no matter how amazing it felt I knew I wasnt gonna cum. I wasnt even close.

Not even close. .
> we make out and cuddle a little more
> we then decide to smoke and afterwards she said she wants me to take her home.
> lit af but im good to drive stoned always am
> driving her her home(about 35mins) we hold hands the whole way and she was grabbing my leg to.
> get to her place open the door for her kiss her and that was the night.
>we make plans to go out again Wednesday
> text all day at work totally spacing out and excited to hear from her.
> told her I really liked her and her personality super excited and happy.
> part of me knows this is all to good to be true.
> end up skyping with her that night.
> learned that she "isnt looking for a relationship and also cant fathom the idea of a conventional relationship anymore.
>Think if I just keep trying maybe someday I might be eligible.

>>17244109

git gud

>>17244109
How long have you been there? EVERYBODY fucks up their first week or so and wants to quit in embarrassment. But not until your boss tells you, in simple direct sentences "If you don't improve you're going to be fired" you're doing OK.

>>17244190
I've been here for 6 months

anywhere but Idaho. are you religious? if not you need to fake it.

>>17244081
Fuck.

>>17244054
There's a decent bar scene in Boise.

Why are you moving there? Idaho is the place one goes to in order to be alone.

>>17244031
>>>/trv/

Go to Maastricht! if you go through the nedderlands and pass from Maastricht I would really suggest you to visit it (I live there), otherwise Utrecht is very nice, Rotterdam, Leiden and of course, Amsterdam

Delft, and ditch the helmet

>>17243988
Talk with him. Maybe there's something bothering him. That's the only way.

Initiate physical contact. If he outright rejects you, it's most likely stress. Then just cuddle or leave him be.

>>17244015
I tried but he acts like nothing is wrong/ he only talks about his work. We're not that old, it's ridiculous.

Do you not have friends or something?

>>17243958
None on the internet? So you have or haven't tried online dating/tinder?

>>17243962
I meant outside of dating websties and social media shit
otherwise yeah there are tons of girls but they are assaulted by 1000s of horny men

What do you want advice on?

>>17243950
>it felt like we were dating
To you.

>about another guy that she likes
She doesn't like you. She's stringing you along.

>>17243954
>She's stringing you along.
Or not at all and OP is just an autist who can't tell when a girl is being civil or friendly

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Because basically this will 'probably' only a feeling you have for a small portion of your life.
I constantly thought about killing myself and I didn't. Now life is alright, and I'm a musician. I'm not going to tell you life is splendid. Because from time to time it's not. But you'll never experience the good parts if you quit.
Good luck Anon, keep strong.

Also here's a cat for you!

>>17243953
Life has always been an endless series of pointless inconveniences. It always will be.

I will have to work for the rest of my life. I'll have to deal with haircuts, relationships, bird shit on my car, taxes and chores and chores and chores forever. I can't picture any realistic scenario where I wouldn't.

Even if I happened to marry some gay filthy rich sugar daddy with an ugly fetish, who was capable of taking care of all the other problems for me, I would still have to tolerate him and his bullshit.

Life has no good parts. Sure, it's usually more of broken windscreens and running our of cigarettes than plagues and genocide, but dog shit still tastes bad with no cyanide.

>>17243978
Yeah that's life alright, and if you start seeing those things as more than just pointless chores it will be alright. May I ask how old you are? Because this obviously is pretty important.