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>>17242637
Holy shit you sound like an insufferable faggot.

>>17242637
More

your tears sustain me.

>>17242637
So basically fucking nothing has happened to you.
Man up and move on. There are a shit load of women in the world, find a new one

Make 2 accounts?

> 2/2
Now for the "what is Google" people, from what I searched there was a point in time where Facebook did exactly what I wanted here, but has since been changed so that instead of making your profile a page, it just copies your profile and makes it into a page, which is something I mentioned not wanting to deal with above

Any advice is appreciated, and I know the world doesn't revolve around my problem (especially since I've lurked here before and know what people are actually dealing with), but I'm just seeing if anyone here knows any solutions to get as close as possible to my end goal here.

Op here. Bumping the thread by mentioning a fact of Facebook I forgot to put in my summary: unless changed since Oct 2015, you have to have your legal birth name as your fb name for a profile.

>>17242590
Stop right fucking now, you dumbass. The saying bros over hoes applies. If they break up, maybe go in for the rebound. Do NOT fuck this up for him.

>>17242597
I know this obviously.I would not try to take her. But I cannot help having feelings for a girl, and they are both good friends of mine now. It feels like a weird situation.

Stop being selfish, you don't even deserve friends.

Don't cave, anon. If you're not upset, it means you didn't give that much of a shit in the first place. Enjoy the single life. Fuck some sluts.

>>17242574
You've won the game.
She cares about you more than you care about her.

Or she's just bored and wants to experience emotion so she'll text you to feel bad.

>>17242580
I mean, I do love her. I think, but she told me she hasn't been happy and has been lying to her self for awhile.

I told her I'm sorry you didn't want to work things out and to take care.

Try it anon if youre not creepy
I regret not doing this
You got nothin to lose

Since she's recently single she's going to know your game from the get go. But also you haven't spoken since high school (I assume won't otherwise unless you make a move anyways) so I say go for it.

Besides life's too short not to take risks

>>17242567
Ask her out to a bar

Except*

I used to find my wife attractive but all I can think about now is other girls (mostly 2D)

>>17242415
Forbidden fruit. You're in a relationship, so other women are off limits to you and people tend to crave what they can't/aren't allowed to have.

It's incredibly common, OP.

>>17242042
Sorry to hear that.

When does this usually happen?

Does it smell even if you put on deodorant.

>>17242045
It usually happens right after I shower of course and usually if I get really worked up I get so nervous I feel cold and clammy and notice it

The smell doesn't show past deodorant but I'm worried that people can still smell it a little bit

Sometimes if I get really fuckijg cold it makes me sweat like that no clue I think it's my diet

>>17242067
I noticed it happens more than ever when it's really sunny out even if it's cold in my house and the heat doesn't really bother me or anything

Is it possible that it's an allergic reaction to the sun? I'm the palest person in the world and if I sit outside in the sun I never tan or burn

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halp

>>17242016
In those three weeks did you make a move/do anything to show your interest?

>>17242139
Yes. I blatantly told her I liked her and she reciprocated. This was earlier in the week.

>>17241848
Tipping makes you look like a neutral person, your attitude makes you look like a mean person. Just buy groceries and make a meal if you're that concerned about tipping.

>>17241848
Im the same way I dont feel bad. I rarely tip 20% unless its great service. I will tip 15% for decent service. For mediocre 10% and if the service is just appalling I have sometimes not left a tip.

Tipping is meant to be a form of feedback.

>>17241855
Seriously, OP sounds far up his own ass. It's for the best if you just cook at home.

>>17241552
I had to look that up. Some new red pill crap?

By definition, being MGTOW is being bitter. So, it's impossible.

>>17241552
It's not actively avoiding women like you say, that's bitter by definition.
It's about not doing anything for them because they are woman. Just doing what you want to do and ignoring all the woman bullshit. That's not bitter.

>>17241552
I'm also curious as to how one makes themselves desire women less. Is there any reliable method to make it so you can walk through life and not be burdened with not only your desire for women, but also the emotional pain of rejection?

Wait until you're already happy before you make another human being, so that it's born to happy parents.

Also, no, you'll miss out in a ton of experiences. I know a few people who had children in their early twenties, and they're the most boring, ignorant people I know. Kind hearted and good at their jobs and all, but it's obvious they haven't seen a lot of what life has to offer.

Maybe. On the other hand, maybe not. We can't tell you.

Can you adapt to the changes children will bring to your life at such a young age? That's the real question. If so, then yes; you may be happier. If not, then you probably won't.

>>17240906
If you marry someone you love then sure.

People also used to wipe their ass with their fingers without inventing soap yet.

Pretty sure an all knowing, all seeing eldritch entity can understand your plight and desire to end your existence early.
The teal people that'll be pissed will be the ones that'll have to clean whatever's left of you up, so make sure you tie up all of your loose ends and end yourself in a way that least inconveniences other people.

>>17240620
Why wait? Do it now.
Also there is no god or afterlife. You are on a time clock and its ticking down to oblivion.

https://radishmag.wordpress.com/2014/02/14/pump-and-dump/

Just read all of that. It's long, but you obviously need it.

>>17240114
Tbh this is how I feel about women. It seems like it's easier (social stigma notwithstanding) to be a slut as a woman because it's expected. I seem to always end up with women who want me to be their soulmate and/or father figure, and I don't have the callous heart required to pump and dump them.

You're gonna get a lot of hate from r9k types but before that shits up this thread I guess mostly I just wanna say I know the feel anon.

>>17240139
i think it's bizarre to rely on men for emotional support anon. they clearly don't have the capacity for such. i love my male friends for their bantz but that's all i really expect from them.

pump and dump isn't quite what i'm looking for either, maybe just someone to fuck who's willing to stick around and work on getting better at it. first time sex is never good which is why i always choose the vibe over hookups.

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I'm "the guy out there" if that isn't obvious to you guys, she doesn't know I like her, we're pretty close friends.

She's not interested. Like at all.

This is what I do when a guy tries to talk to me and I know he likes me but I don't want to be a bitch and tell him outright that it's not gonna work. I thought it'd be obvious by her one word responses but I mean, I guess not.

>>17240005
>>17240013
KEK

I'm gay, how do I not end up like >>17235618

>>17238901
well, I have not been asked this before...ever.

but I have some answers!

people that are become and are gay is becoming a widely growing trend, and there are many ways to go about it

online dating is a specific tool in which would eliminate all the guess work by simply searching under gay (or homosexual, whatever)

there are also bars labelled "gay bars" that are spread out within the U.S.A and Canada, you just have to find out which ones are closest to you.

pretty much the internet is your man]in way to find other people of your interest, so I hope this helps, as this not a subject I am an expert on.

black raptor out!

I need to vent. I guess he was using me for emotional comfort and stringing me along. I feel shitty. He said he only saw me as a good friend, but what kind of friend tells you they want to cuddle with you? I'm not entirely sure why he wouldn't want to just date me, I'm athletic, skinny, and good looking and he always hit me up to go do stuff, so I feel there must be something else wrong with me but I know it's just him being a fuccboi. I blocked him on everything but still feels bad. He gave me a half assed apology of him stringing me along by saying he was japanese and they don't like conflict. Then he said 'be well, dear'. I think he totally knew what he was doing right? i wanted to see the best in him but i guess he had me fooled.