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Order online. Use a proxy.

>>17250301
Use a VPN -- and be careful, these faggot imams will do everything they can to charge a hate crime, which is a very serious offense

>>17250306
Should I order bacon pizzas? Should I also order gay escorts and use the imams name when I order said escorts? Then wait until the middle of a service then the pizza guy and escort walk right in during prayer and small the Muslims see the imam and shout " imam habib! What are you dishonoring Allah with your homosexual whore and your pig meat on western food that is not halal but haram?!? We keel you now! Alahalahalaaaaahhh!!!!!". Or should I graffiti up the place?

>>17250250
masturbate beforehand

>>17250250

If you masturbate beforehand, just be sure to use a condom you might end up having a little bit of jizz left in there and things could get messy.

Drink a lot of hi-c.
Try it and thank me later

>>17250242
>>>/fit/

>>17250242
first step is to break out of the wall you're stuck in.

Alright

Hit them weights
Avoid bread and sugar. Comsume more food and herbs.
Mediate or fasting.

Focus in the inner spirit and what you like about this life.

Not really. If you don't intend to marry her/comit at some point, she's better off the sooner rather then later.

>>17250234
not at all, just don't you dare fucking post a thread on here 2 months later pining for your ex gf

Only if you didn't address the reasons why you're bored of the relationship first.

Assuming you actually want a relationship with this girl: do you think you can hide it forever or something? And it really sounds like this is something she SHOULD be telling her parents about, considering how secretive you want to be about it.

Threaten to kill her if she tells anyone. Do you have a knife or a handgun?

>>17250214
No it's nothing bad why would parents need to be involved.

You better start saving for a divorce lawyer.

>>17250187
>It would be retarded for me to open my otherwise stable life to risk/guilt/regret by fucking this girl, right?

Yes. You know this. Just jerk off and then see what clear-headed you thinks. Cheaters are pieces of shit, who spend the rest of their lives regretting it, even when they don't get caught.

>I feel like this is a once in a lifetime opportunity
So is your wife, who you are ALREADY cheating on by having let this escalate to the point where this woman is offering to be your FWB. Because unless this woman's batshit insane she didn't proposition you out of nowhere. And since you're interested in her and conflicted she's likely not batshit insane.

Cut contact. And from now on, do not physically touch any woman who is not your wife or family unnecessarily (ie. touching them or brushing against them when handing them a piece of paper or walking past, hand on them to redirect them, or general touchy feely stuff - even if innocent). Do not flirt with any women who are not your wife. Do not share overly intimate details of your life - sexual or romantic or otherwise - with women who are not your wife. And try to not spend time with women who are not your wife while alone.

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Ask him out for a coffee.

Just tell him so he can either laugh at you or use you for sex. If the later, poke holes in his condom

Ask him out.

Or exchange numbers and chat a bit first, to get more comfortable talking to him and build up some confidence first (and make sure he doesn't already have a girlfriend).

Or if you're the awkward spaghetti-spilling type, you can straight-up tell him this. 99% of guys will think "wow, a chick likes me, that's fucking awesome!",

Only self-hating depressed fuckers will think "she's desperate, that's why she likes a piece-of-shit loser like me". Guys with normal self-respect will just think "she has good taste".

>>17250210
thanks satan

Show her comedy shows where someone gets into a pyramid scheme, the friends try to help but the person is too blind too see how thats a pyramid. Can you grab a blank piece of paper and show her the "ranks" forming the pyramid, like draw it out

>>17250293
As soon as a i mention the word pyramid she won't have anything to do with it. It is hilarious how distributors are ranked "diamond" and "emerald" or whatever bullshit. Watching something like that is a great idea though.

>>17250303
Have you seen the episode of the office where the boss joins a pyramid scheme bu then Jim asks him to draw it for him and once he finishes, Jim draws the pyramid around his explanation, can you do something like? Have her explain the ranks

>>17250163
Get checked for brain tumors.

>>17250163
Perhaps you have some pent up anger that you don't have a good outlet for.
Maybe you are just missing general direction or purpose. Maybe you are in a position in life where you don't feel like you have any power or control. Or maybe you just have a ton of testosterone that needs expressing (totally normal, I often see young men with no proper outlet for these natural feelings. Any necessarily "destructive" pursuits like hunting, contact sports, ect. are usually not as available or frowned upon nowadays).

>>17250163
we're just big animals that have fingers and can think. those are the only things that set us apart from other predators on the planet.

Are you sure it's free/cheaper for international students?

>>17250149
IDK, i heard that american students in Germany were able to get a good education with a lower cost in education.

>>17250153
>i heard
Then go do some proper research and then come back and ask questions. The more vague your answer, the less likely our answers will be useful to you

Its not really the source but more compatibility and version. Are you sure its the same version?

>>17250093
different version, it should be compatible i mean none of the comments in kat were about people complaining, i found it odd that the same problem happened with my pc and my laptop too

>>17250097
A lot of times when torrented people rip stuff out of the program to make it more legal, looks like thats what happened

Why are you me?

Looking forward to reading this

I don't have a crystal ball, man. Nobody can tell you how your life's gonna play out.
For some people, it gets better. For others, it gets worse. For some, it stays pretty much the same.

>>17250079
>>always just hung out with the social rejects (some were cool, others were just faggots)
Same here, man. That's the biggest fucking thing i miss about high school.
No more rejects, losers, and freaks to hang out with. That's why I'm on this goddamn site so often: i really like you bastards.

Does life get better? Mine did
Does life get easier? fuck no

>>17250069
It's pikachu

>>17250069
You drank too much, fail to realise this, and assume you were slipped something... A year later you choose to ruin his life, after regretting your poor choices.

Great bait, truly.

Break out the popcorn, gentlemen.

Wouldn't your mom be able to tell you since she's chink? All I've ever heard is that Asian guys think black girls are nasty and stink, but that Asian girls like blacks for their BBC. Do you have an Asian guy fetish or what

I'm not white, anon! I just can't ask my mother that!

It's not like there'd be any actual consequences, it's just the fact that she's tricky and wouldn't answer any of my questions, even if I yell them at her.

And yes, I do have an asian guy fetish.. .

Sorry about the (seemingly edgy) multiple periods, my computer screen is broken and I can't really see.

Why are you against the police being called? They're not going to take you to jail, all they'll do is force you to go to a hospital to get a psych evaluation.

If you're really having thoughts of suicide then you need help.

>>17250052
Something just sounds very unpleasant about it, having to go through all that trouble and all.
Isn't it possible to 'fail' the evaluations, meaning in worst case scenarios, you could even be detained?

Why are you concerned about what you should or should not say? If you're feeling like complete shit just be honest and express how you feel.