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and a sure way of being charged wth rape, if the girl ends up knowing what you did, get drunk and high with her
of course if the only way for you to get laid is with a drunk/high girl then im pretty sure you are just an ugly fucker with a shit personality

>>17250016
Its how all the alphas do it. Don't be a bitch. Tap that ass, OP, especially after she's full of vodka cranberries.

>>17250020
You're Implying as if I'm going to be associating with chicks like that and them not wanting it while drunk.

Lawyer.

If you can prove it's true, you should go to the police. Otherwise, you're opening yourself up for a defamation lawsuit, and regardless of whether it's true or not, the law doesn't like it when people take matters into their own hands and don't leave it to the police to deal with.

>>17249990
If you can prove it, go to the police, put them in jail, then post all you like about it everywhere you can.

You don't care about it being traced, so might as well go all out on the fucks

If she doesn't like you anymore there's not much you can do

She's not interested. Leave it.

If she's close enough for you to ask why she stopped, then you should try asking that. Otherwise, you can only try to get her to realize how you feel or just straight up tell her

>>17249937
Marijuana.

>>17249939
YOU RIGHT THO. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT

>>17249939
No drugs. No drinking either. It sucks that your girlfriend is choosing to break up with you at such an inconvenient time. But as cheesy as it sounds, only time can really heal the emotional pain. Drugs just delay the pain, but you can't force the feelings to just go away. You have to let it just happen

Try moving to a cheaper area. You should NOT be spending $900 on rent. More like 3 or 4 hundred. Spending that much on rent will really fuck you in the long term, considering that you're paying all your own expenses. North Alabama is pretty cheap for example. Three bedroom houses rent for about $550. You'll have to sort the costs yourself, I can't add it for you.

Check out craiglist and find a room mate because costs will be less. I say this because rent alone is a hassle but so is the bills, food, phone, insurance and other things you gotta look for.

Or grind through, work half a year and save up enough where you have enough cushion to fall back on until you get a decent gig.

Job paying? Construction, put in overtime and you should be good. Ask for as many certifications to move up the company ranks.

>>17249906
It's a very nice area, but yea, the cheapest I can find an apartment around here that's at least in a not-shit complex starts at about 650, 750 for something much nicer. I just went a bit high to compensate to give some headroom.
I don't want to move too far tho since I have friends and other, not shit family here.
>>17249910
So far, I have $3600 from that late aunt. But that's all I have right now.
I want to try and get one of my friends to be a room mate, but I'm still looking. I don't trust the people in this general area, tbqh.

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>>17249876
welp that's sad, but it's not the end of the world


just forget about that people and start taking care of yourself,exercise and get a better diet then when you feel better start talking to new people so you can make new and better friends

>>17249876
Do you live in NYC? If so I'll be your friend.

I'm sorry to hear that this has happened to you. But it sounds like you're well rid of anyone capable of being that cruel to someone he dares to call his girlfriend. You did the right thing by blocking them. Resist the urge to have contact with them again.

Just drink prune juice. Over the counter laxatives are likely to give you diarrhoea, or at least feelings of diarrhoea every day and make you difficult to concentrate on work and other daily life.

Don't. As a former bulimic, I'm telling you that taking laxatives long term is a BAD IDEA. Lots of symptoms come with it besides shitting yourself occasionally, the most vibrant of which is called anal leakage. It's when your asshole partially stops working and you drip shit juice into your asscrack and down your balls thru out the day. DONT

Dont take laxstives long term.

Buy some fiber supplements, cost co has some gummies for 15 bucks.

Also stop eating so much bread, that stuff clogs u up

Holy fuck, you idiot why would you do that? Listen see a therapist man and get this shit resorted by a professional. Christ.

You probably didn't. Frankly if it was something you were able to run over, it should not have been there for you to run over at all.

First it almost certainly wasn't because of you so don't feel guilty.

Second death can come when you least expect it, it can't be helped.

Why the fuck would you bother with OKC for hookups?

>>17249784
I think Tinder is better for what you're looking for.

>>17249810
How do I make it clear on Tinder that I'm only seeking casual sex? After I get matched, what should I be saying so that it leads to something casual instead of endless blue-ball dates? How should I be asking them out?

Is your new girlfriend aware that she's a rebound?

>>17249766
Entirely. She still thinks the sun shines out of my ass anyways, and I feel like shit I don't love her like I do my previous gf.

First of all, don't depend on someone else to make you feel better because it makes you cling to them, when they aren't there you feel abandoned, and it doesn't help you learn to deal with your own issues. It was wrong for you to put that panic attack burden on her and it's still wrong that youre doing it to someone else you hardly like. I get panic attacks too, but I don't expect my husband to fix them for me. Learn to deal with that on your own.

Second, you need to work on yourself. Build confidence. Get selfhelp books and some new hobbies. This will help you overcome the other girl.

Third, stop seeing this new girl. You're only playing with her feelings and that's fucked up.

I'm 24 years old

and I don't feel as old as you do

I don't understand what's the problem

>>17249753
Idk, the whole quarter life crisis meme I guess.

I used to worry if I was "too old" to do things a lot, and this what I've learned. If the idea still sounds fun/appealing/enjoyable to you, then you aren't too old for it.

When you're too old for it, you won't even bother going to a festival because the idea of going doesn't sound fun anymore, it'll seem boring or annoying and you would legitimately stay home or do something else with your time.

And if you go and you do feel awkward about your age, just keep in mind it's all in your head and other people won't care unless you keep bringing it up and making a big deal out of it.

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>>17249745

>>17249745
She's busy.
She doesn't have anything interesting to say.
She doesn't like you.
She needs time to think.
She is distracted by someone else.
She doesn't communicate via text often.
Blah blah blah.. Could be anything.

>>17249745
Don't waste your time on someone who's not going to reciprocate.

ye back off for a tick m8, see if she approaches you. if she does, reciprocate. if she doesnt, bugger off

This place so socially stunted.

>>17249736
she doesn't strike me as the type to ever approach first

i'm thinking back off for a few days, then maybe hit on her again and if she reciprocates. if she doesn't, i'll fuck off. plenty of other pussy out there.

i adbise u wears underwears then :DDDD

put your penis in your ass, so you'll leak pee in your asshole instead

>>17250100
Dis is also mys advoose

>>17249727
Just start carrying a gun

>>17249807
Guns are illegal here m8.

>>17249727
Well the capital of London is occupied by Muslim invaders so it looks like you'll have to fit into their world.

Try not to act gay in public?