I'm about to ask out a girl I've wanted to for awhile

Assuming you actually want a relationship with this girl: do you think you can hide it forever or something? And it really sounds like this is something she SHOULD be telling her parents about, considering how secretive you want to be about it.

Threaten to kill her if she tells anyone. Do you have a knife or a handgun?

>>17250214
No it's nothing bad why would parents need to be involved.

>>17250203

What the fuck are you trying to say? Is she underage or something? If so, fuck off. Not going to help a child predator.

>>17250203
ages?

>>17250219
Then why don't you want her telling her parents? If there's nothing to worry about, then you shouldn't be worried about this. How old is she and how old are you?

>>17250227
I'm a senior in highschool and shes almost 13.

>>17250236

Yeah, fuck off. You're a pedo or a troll, or a pedo troll.

>>17250229
Like I said I'm a senior in highschool and shes almost 13.

>>17250246

How old are you? 18?

>>17250246
>>17250236
I'm not proud to admit it, but I fell for the bait.

>>17250246
Yeah that age difference is a little too much dude. When I was a high school senior I was dating a sophomore and even that felt weird.

>>17250246
>>17250236
OP here these are troll posts, obviously. She is 23 and I'm 39

>>17250261

Then why this?

>How do I... make sure she doesn't tell her parents?

>>17250270
I don't want her to think it's serious

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>>17250270
Because he's not op I am. Sorry I was watching a YouTube video. No this isn't trolling I am asking for legitimate advice...

>>17250270
>>17250286

I think you overestimate your chances.

>>17250288

Okay, so 4reals OP, what is your age and what it the girl's age? Or just delete this and make a new thread, because no one will believe you. Or just delete this thread and don't make a new one, because no one cares.

this thread was ruined by a troll(s)