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>>17249666
>666
It is bad to masturbate period. Stop now before you get addicted to it and it takes over your life. Before you know it you'll be dropping classes and getting fired because you stayed up all night jacking off

Your experience sounds like my first fap at 14, minus the ever having a gf part. It really felt good in the beginning, but then frequency of masturbation increased until it was out of control and I literally anded up fappng my life away.

>>17250623
Jesus Christ, do you have no self control? Masturbating is fine, just wake up half an hour early and get it over with.

>>17250867
Nope, too addictive, I was never in my life able to do it in moderation. They only way out was to stop completely.

>>17249636

Move the a country with realistic and fair divorce courts, where women actually like men rather than assume we're all "sex pests" and being 'romantic' doesn't automatically = 'desperate' or 'cheating'.

So basically, you're fucked. Good luck.

just kiddin', most men are blue-pilled idiots. Grab some lowly nu-male who's scared of being a 'sexist womaniser' and a 'nice guy' and is therfore confused about how to act around women because it seems all options are bad options, and he'll do whatever the fuck you ask him to.

>>17249654
Fuck I need me some beta girly man
But I got no friends or anything.

>>17249660
>But I got no friends or anything.

Even better, he'll think you are cute and innocent.
That'll make it 100X easier to manipulate him.

Generally, you want an excuse to talk to a guy. I recommend smoking, and asking random guys you find attractive for a light.
Then boom, you've started a conversation.
Make small talk, find common ground, laugh, then be all like "Hey, you're pretty chill, want to maybe call me sometimes".

He won't believe his luck. He'll be all like "damn, sure".

Give him the number and boom, hook, line and sinker.

You might be asking why a red-pilled /r9k/ user is helping you right now?
Darwinism. I help you women kill off the blue-pilled enablers, and then we can fix society.

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hack a atm with a blank atm card you can get them off the deep web for pretty cheap

>>17249485
whore yourself out, most realistic and easiest way out if you don't want to work/don't have time.

be prepared for STDs, have fun

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what do /adv/

>>17249396
Being a woman

>>17249396
Being hell bent on wanting kids.

Complaining about shit they have total control over but don't want to change.

>>17249422
This is a good one. Another one is having kids with more than one man, none of whom are dead.

>>17249039
>Don't go to /pol/
>get off the net in general if you can, read in your free time or something

You seem like a good person. Try to accept that the world is filled with violence and suffering, most people can't or don't.

>>17249039
There is a Quote from the Movie Watchmen that goes through my had every time something bad happens
"It's a joke. It's all (fucking) a joke"

minor spoiler alert:

the guy who says this says it the first time when he is getting beat up and about to be killed. And the second time as he sits on the bed of his worst enemy while crying and telling him a story.

>>17249039
the world is probably better now than it has ever been. still a fucked up place. difference now is that world news is extremely accessible. hundreds of years ago, you would only hear about shit in your area, now we can find out about anything, anywhere and it can be depressing as fuck. if you want to stop being effected by this shit, ignore it like everyone one or do something about it

People constantly moan say the world is a messed up place but 99.9% of people care more about pointless shit like completing the new dark souls game

Large cocks and an innate desire to go against the wishes of their fathers.

Btw you don't go to UC Santa Barbara do you?

Nah, Yale master race. Why?

No. Bad idea.

You first OP

>>17248014
everyone thinks i lost my virginity at 19, i actually lost it at 22.

Pay for a tutor, somebody who will be patient with you.

And no, you're only potentially a failure at math, that doesn't mean you aren't a useful person with value.

hey man, i took the TASC about 2 years ago; it's the new high school equivalency test in a lot of states. so at that time it was really new, there were no books out to study the test, so i had to use the GED books. i passed with a very high score even though prior to the test i had very little knowledge of maths. oh and the difference between GED and TASC is i think the TASC test is more inclined towards Common Core or some shit like that.

let me tell you what helped me get the most out of the test, it was by doing the practice tests in the GED books over and over and over again. This is important: when you start to notice a pattern of wrong answers, it's time you learn about that subject in particular. so you can...

1.) reference the GED book you're using. oh, if you're looking for a GED book. get the barrons GED book, and you probably don't have to spend a dime for it. i know local libraries stock GED books in some section.

2.) khan academy esp. for math, just type the wrong answer question topic and you should be able to find a video on it. https://www.khanacademy.org/library

there's also another math video website, which is kinda annoying to watch, but helpful nonetheless: http://www.yaymath.org/#!video/c66t covers almost every important high school math topic

3.) just keep doing practice tests, even the ones you've done before. approach it like you're seeing it for the first time again, and really talk to yourself every step of the question to the right answer.

you take as much time as you need to prepare. don't let the fact that you suck at math stop you from getting your GED. i dropped out of high school after freshman year, and i was more than terrible at math for most of my school life. for this test, you don't have to become a genius, trust me on this.

>>17247432
>product of 12 and 2
>>14
>increased by 6
>>14+6
>is
>>14+6=20

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>>17247113
>engineer
>can't figure out where to meet girls

Thank god glass isn't that important, you could kill someone with that tard anchor you call a brain

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come on guys, you can do it

You need to lower your standards. Problem solved.

>>17242578
Dude. Whores. This is literally what they're for. People stigmatize them but they'll never understand what it means to be ugly and unwanted.

if you want sex that bad. Go to a brothel. They won't deny you. And you'll fuck hotter girls then 90% of the population will have sex with

Are you fat and ugly?

I personally think so, but everybody else doesn't think I am.

Added you on kik

Not even a little. Alcohol takes a bigger toll on those around you, but sugar will kill you way faster and in arguably worse ways.

>>17251012
>but sugar will kill you way faster and in arguably worse ways

We're talking decades here, right?

Alcohol is sugar.

Older, as in how old?

She told me she's 45. She looked very good though, that's why I can't think straight.

>>17251000
>She paused and looked at me in a weird way, told me she's married, and gave me her number anyways.
That's the part that makes or breaks the story. Kind of had to be there to see how it played. "A weird way" could mean a lot of things. It could be that this was just completely innocent and she was bored and she was flattered when you asked for her number. Could be she's regretting that and hoping you won't call.

Could be that she's a cougar who goes through youngsters like tampons and you're the newest fly in her web of sin and carnality.

How the fuck should we know? Play it safe and don't mess with another man's wife.

its their word against yours, and everyone knows that trannies are whiny little bitches.

with that being said, your private clinic should be handling everything, not you.

>>17250918
They are, naturally. The thing i'm worried about is because i'm so new, it would be easier for them to throw me under the bus and hire someone new rather than fight this person.

Honestly, what did that patient expect?

They aren't gonna get a pregnancy test, they can't use birth control, they can't get cervical cancer or ovarian problems.

Is this some kind of civil rights martyrdom shit that I shouldn't worry about?

>>17250917
>being sued for discrimination, from a patient who literally did not have the biological parts that I specialize in.
wow that is so ignorant and bigoted op, might want to check your privilege next time instead of resorting to these cis white male patriarchal facts and logic

>>17250773
Can't tell if you haven't realized that is /adv/, or that's what you think /adv/ is.

Try to talk to her when she's alone, or try to talk to more.

>>17250784
I have tried texting her its just that im worried that ill fuck it up. I also will post this on another board i thought /adv/ wasnt fitness advice im a silly anon :)

>>17250784
Fuck i just realized how many mistakes were in that comment ignore that im drunk