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>>17250644
Open relationships only work if you're okay with it. If not, tell your girlfriend how you feel about it. Better to be honest, than live in agony.

You don't cope. If you're in a open relationship then you're just a beta that's completely fine with having his girl get dick on the side. Betas don't mind having their girls come home with STDs either

>>17250713
>Open relationships don't work.
Fixed that one for ya.

>>17250576
You got potential. Post a pic and we'll confirm whether it's present through the interwebs

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Not sure, but a compliment is a compliment.

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Keep your mind busy.

>>17251705
I do this but I get a physical feeling of unease, almost like nausea in my stomach and I can't eat or drink. Meanwhile it's a battle in my head. On a normal day I'll think "it's ok for girls to have male friends just like I innocently have female friends" but when I see her with a male friend my brain flips a switch and I think "only whores have male friend's. One of them must have feelings for the other. I bet she secretly thinks he's attractive and would Fuck him if he asked her right now"

Then after the event I'm back to thinking reasonably. It's insane and I know I'm the only problem here but I can't relax if my whole way of viewing the world changes the moment I get jealous. How do I control this? I think I seriously need therapy.

>>17250560

Expect it to be awkward, expect to be nervous, expect the possibility of not being able to get it up or keep it up, expect to have no idea if you're doing it right, expect to spend time afterward wondering how the whole world can seem bent on sex.

But you'll get more comfortable with it, and it'll get better, and then once you've had really good sex, you'll absolutely get how the whole world can get a little bent on sex.

>>17250560
Like most new experience, it's silly to go into it with expectation.

I didn't lose my virginity till I was 23. I had been nervous about the prospect of sex for years and worried about awkwardness and all that through most of adolescence. But by my early 20s, I was essentially a grown man and was just kind of pissed about still being a virgin at that age. That bitterness about it and the urge to just fucking do it already really overrode any butterflies when it finally went down. I'd been watching porn since I was like 14 and honestly just felt very comfortable that I'd seen it done enough that it wasn't like I didn't have some semblance of how to do it properly.

The other thing was that I felt EXTREMELY comfortable with sex the first time. I'm an awkward wreck approaching women, but something about being naked alone in a room just seemed very honest and secure to me. There was just a really strong sense that if it had gotten to that point that she was obviously into me, and I think my fear has always been mostly about rejection. I didn't even cum the first time and the girl went around telling all her friends about how awesome I was in the sack.

You just never know.

>>17250560

You'll be anxious and nervous, like everyone else. Especially if you are pushing for that goal.
As much as you don't wanna hear "it'll happen when it happens", that's what will give you the best experiences.

Assuming you mean hetero sex: it's important to remember you aren't sticking your dick in a hole in the ground. It's hot, it's drenched in mucus and it's a dense grouping of muscles. The pussy will eat your dick IF YOU GET THAT PUSSY PURRING FIRST. Eat it, finger it, sweet talk it (seriously, just a little), whatever. And not just the vag, treat her like a goddess and she'll beg for D. Google "erogenous zones" and try kiss and touch all of them.

PORN DOES NOT DEMONSTRATE ACTUAL SEXUAL ACTIVITY.
PORN IS SOLELY FOR THE CAVEMEN IN US TO BEAT OUR CHEST.

Keep in mind that sex is the original activity. People degenerate into subhumans during sex. Go with it. Bark at the moon. Make her howl with your pack !

BUT IF WERE TALKING GAY SEX???

It's pretty much like gay porn.

So get in shape.

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Calm down man 6 is fine, take your self consciousness down a level

>find petite girlfriend
>slam your obviously average cock repeatedly into her cervix
>realize women aren't into that
>???????
>you're fine idiot

>>17250547
Or bang Asian chicks if you're really worried

Well for starters it isn't the end of the world. If you can't get it up, check a doctor or try calming down. The more you worry about your performance or anything the more you keep yourself down. Worry about the sex, and only after initiating and into it think about something else to keep yourself from splooging too quick

>>17250556
Well nah I mean, I was just chillin on the computer and she started to make out with me to initiate sex, but I wasn't getting aroused

>>17250530
Don't get stuck in the vicious cycle of performance anxiety. Also, learn to foreplay. I rarely boner properly from making out only.

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Please show us pics of your disgusting pig-sty disaster that you call a 'living space' first

How the fuck do you even get rats

>>17250525
I have to be honest with you on this one.

Firstly:
Rats can climb bed posts. They are just as freaked out of you as you are of them. Stay in your bed and sleep. If you breathe loud enough, the rat won't bother you. If you brushed your teeth before you went to bed, your breath won't draw the rat to you. They are drawn to the smell of rotting food, which is what causes the smell of bad morning breath.
If you didn't, I'm sorry, it's going to come bite you while you are asleep.

Secondly: Rats go wherever they feel like. If you don't hear it anymore, it may just have gone to bother you brother or your parent.

Thirdly:
>>17250531
They may be the tidiest, neatest people in the world. If the neighbors are disgusting pigs, then chances are high that they will get rats.

>>17250525
You think that's big, google "rats in Tembisa"

I went to Tembisa and Alexandria. Fucking rats that are twenty to thirty five inches long that come into people's houses and eat their babies. You don't have a fucking big rat there.

In all honesty, I don't think a good world is achievable for us and we endlessly show reasons why this world will never be good.

>>17250385
It depends what you mean a better world. The Islamic extremists are rejoicing because what they view as a better world was that attack. They are working toward that goal. I personally think human nature is about being above other never being equal, that's why people evolved. If your looking for a utopia it depends on what you view to be right. Hitler was trying to get his better word. Mussolini was trying to get to his better world. Obama is trying to get to his better world. You do have some control over making your better world. It just depends how far you are willing to sacrifice your own happiness.

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>>17250385
>I'm sad for all the victims, for the gay community, for Americans, for the shooter, and for the extremists

??? What does this feel like? I legitimately don't feel this feel.

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>>17249926

If this isn't bait...
Setup a hidden cam? You can do it with your smartphone as well.

How much of a heavy sleeper are you?

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Not bait.

How do I do it with my smartphone?

I'm a heavy sleeper and I'm on sedatives. Also he got me a water before I went to sleep.

I woke up swollen, ridiculously wet/ I could glide three fingers in easily and my throat hurt.

>>17249954
Android or iPhone?

>>17249855
Depends. How old are you?

>>17249933
I'm 23

I made a really good effort when I was about 20 to change things. Unfortunate events kind of caused me to wane off the path and eventually settle into being lazy again

Little things.

Maybe you have depression or anxiety that is stopping you? Take steps to address that with CBT- try reading a book like Feeling Good by David M Burns. It's a self-help type thing, but probably the best one.

>>17249841
>Every alcoholic beverage tastes like burning, puke and regret
That's because you got drunk on your first time drinking, so of course you're going to associate it with bad things. Don't go overboard and it's not an issue.

>>17249850
That might be a factor as well, but don't forget that many, if not most, alcoholic beverages are an acquired taste.

I'm 30, drank my first beers around 13-14, and a lot of stuff is still completely unacceptable to me because I never forced myself to get to know it better.

>>17249850
I drank on Friday and Saturday. We went to a fancy bar, so as my first drink I just got a lager. It was basically a meal in a cup. If it weren't for the bitter-burning after taste, I would have liked it. I also tried the wine because I always associated wine with good taste, but the wine was probably the harshest drink I've drunk. It was a Molbeek (I think that's how it's spelled). From there, I was on a quest for something that actually tasted good.

Even 3% alcohol is very bitter.

I hear it's an acquired taste, but I'm not all that interested in acquiring a taste for yeasty tasting drinks that leave a burning ssensation in my throat.

Yes, yes it can.

>>17249806
You are taller than Tom Cruise.

Google "successful short men" and "short men with beautiful women"

>>17249806
>I'm going to use my height as an excuse for everything bad that happens to me

>>17249794
I don't think so, as long as you're okay with him thinking it's going to be a regular thing.

I think you should definitely tell him what your intentions are to begin with, you know? Don't fool him into a position where he thinks a relationship might come out of it.

>>17249794
Forgot to add: I've asked him once if he'd be down to lose his virginity to a female friend if she asked him to and he said yes. So yeah.

Buy him a hooker if you want to reman his friend. He'll get crazy attached to you.

First of all, why do you have to deal with this? If she's happy and her parents are happy, what's it to you?

>>17249673
It's not your responsibility to do anything, and you shouldn't bother. She's not your sister.

She's made it this far, and she can make it further. If HS is going to be rough for her, then she'll toughen up and you can help her with that journey. Right now, just let her be.

>>17249673
who the fuck are you to try to make someone conform to your norms?
maybe she's happy like this
maybe she has a mental disability that the brother and you don't know about

kindly fuck off and mind your own business.

>>>/soc/

>>17249667
>This is a call to action
>Doesn't state any actions to take

Good job, dude.

Revolt against what? Being raped by mexicans?