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>>17247587
bumping with same problem

>>17247587
Probably just enough for vaginal intercourse. Will depend on the girl.

Stop worrying about the size.

Work on your oral game, if you can bring them to orgasm with mouth alone the area is always sensitive after orgasm so they'll feel it better regardless of size.

Size matters a bit but how you work with what you have matters more.

I got only like 5 inches myself but having good oral skills works in my favor.

If he impacts your work in a negative way then you should absolutely report it to your boss. Avoid bitching to your other colleagues about him though as if word of this gets back to him/your boss it'll look real bad on you. I work with some absolute fucktards too so I know your pain brah,

>>17247577
These people are toxic, speak to your nice colleagues and go with them (at least 3 - 4) to notice your boss with :

- Why you think he is making everyone's job harder

- Back it up with a LIST OF FACTS, suff that happened and which are relevant to your point.

Do not listen to these faggots, they will lead you wrong. If he's as bad as you say he is and everyone else is as on top of their shit as you indicate, your bosses are aware that he's a problem. Right now, they're trying to mold him into something better as the costs of hiring him aren't cheap and if they can make him improve it's more cost effective than firing him. They'll probably give up at the year mark if he doesn't straighten up.

Meantime, you are being evaluated positively for putting up with a difficult coworker and for keeping an eye on your surroundings. Just grit your teeth and bear it, you'll be better off for it in the long run. Making an issue of it makes you look like someone who can't adapt when needed and doesn't work well with others.

That's the question. That's why I never flirt.

I can't imagine complimenting anyone or being flirty without looking desperate or like some rapist or something.

It's right here

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ok?

>>17247583
I know right? It even lead girls to think I was gay cause I never flirt or show any interest which is awesome for self confidence.

what are you so worried about OP?
i understand social anxiety but what do think is gonna happen? is some one going to just call you out for buying something with cash at the store? if a girl works out next to you that's her decision to go there and might think youre good looking.

Whats this stuff about your friends fucking eachother over?

and no one is normal. that girl who sent you snaps was probably nervous about how her message would come off to you

>>17247584
I think I have a pretty huge underlying fear of rejection ever since I was a kid, and I still haven't gotten over it. Also as far as being at the store and stuff goes, I am not 100% sure, but I feel like they think I might be dumb or something, or I think I'm acting really weird. I can totally justify how stupid everything is in my head, but when I am actually there in the moment I can't apply that there is no reason to feel that way, I know nothing will happen, but I still feel scared for some reason.

As far as losing my friends goes, one of my buddy's invited me to hang out, and my closest friend was driving, and he told me to be ready to get picked up, and so I get dressed and get ready, and 20 mins pass and I see a snap story of them all of my friends hanging out at a party. So I ask why the fuck I didn't get picked up and one of my friends said he didn't know, but my closest friend told everyone that he thinks I am annoying, and then the one that invited me didn't tell me they weren't picking me up, so I dropped contact with them because they fucked me over, besides one. And the others were coworkers I got close to who I bailed on too many times so I understandably am disliked by them.

I'm not even sure why I feel so anxious about everything out of nowhere, maybe it's from losing my friends because that has really made me upset

>>17247610
yea it just takes practice to get used to not caring how you think they think of you. just keep trying to apply the rationalized mindset when dealing with strangers. this part sounds like me and i'm working through it well enough. just be friendly using the store example, ask them how they are. it sounds cliche but you would probably be the first person to ask that day and they would be off guard and appear more vulnerable/not threatening to you. i was afraid of being called out for acting strange, shaky hands paying with exact change or whatever. what i did was prepare for the worst, kinda expect someone to yell from the line "WHATS WRONG WITH YOU" or have the cashier do something similar. no matter how you play out this scenario in your head if you would ask "whats your problem?" in response they would be in the wrong. has anyone ever called you out for shivering or being nervous?

Go read starting strength, look up stronglifts and download the app.

Find a 24 hour gym and start working out in the wee hours of the morning when its mostly empty

After following the program for a few months, start going in at normal hours and look at other dudes and realize you're probably fitter than they are.

Document your progress every two weeks and marvel at your transformation.

Everything else will follow

>>17247548

Lmao there are so many threads on /adv/ about dick size. I know now why there are also so any anti-women/feminism threads. 4chan is filled with sexually insecure white boys with small dicks. What a surprise.

start taking hormones asap. you will never be a real man but you can at least be a girl with a feminine penis

Basically it means you crave a good ass fucking 2-3 times a day. You can thank me later

You are sexually frustrated. Not even shitposting like the anon above

>>17247527

Have had a similar dream about a strong plant that kept growing out of my arm at a rapid rate which I kept picking. Felt like I wanted it to be real that whole day. Would like to know some more information on this kind of thing

Looks like a hot male on male ass raping scene about to go down. Mmm

>>17247524

Not helpful. If you want to watch gay necrophiliac porn you've come to the wrong place.

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personal favorite would be carbonmonoxide

Try licking your Dad's balls lovingly and licking his cock and before you suck it dry, pause and as him to make the house so it fits in with the surrounding homes

Take a look at the office building of blocher and blocher in Stuttgart. It's modern but has a feel to it that allows it to fit Into old style buildings as well!

>>17247518
jej

what the hell is your pic

>>17247473
Seconding this what the fuck. All I know is that 0 dials for operator

>>17247473
Yeah I want to know this too. It's some number to fuck you up, is it suicide hot lane or CIA phone? What is it?

>>17247442
look, it is no big deal. i am close friends with a guy in europe and i know how annoying time zones are and it makes communication hard

>>17247443
Thanks for the reply.

I mean I totally forgot her birthday. I was so busy that I forgot it was that day. That day when we spoke on the phone and I didnt tell her happy birthday we both realized that I had forgot. Then drama ensued. What is no big deal, forgetting the first birthday?

in an LDR here with China too.
how long have you been together in the same place?

>>17247435
just tell them?

>>17247459
Am very scared they will say no

>>17247482
Well then dont meet

Only read to the 2nd sentence, but it was enough to realize that you're just an emotional placeholder for her u till she finds a guy she's actually attracted to. Sorry OP, but in your case def lower your standards.

>>17247371
>So she lead me on for months
But you only dated for a month, you said so in your first sentence

>What should I do to improve my chances at finding a girlfriend?
If that's you in the picture, start by improving your looks, you look like you're almost asking to be bullied

>>17247384
Was a typo on my part, and I've been working on that. Working out an hour a day after work, trying to tone.

I got a babyface but everyone tells me I look better shaven.

Dated for a month, and she was always on the fence of us being a couple cause she didn't feel that "spark" but would fool around with me and ask me why she should date me/why do I like her etc.

I take horrible pictures too but I am that ugly irl.

That stuff sounds good.
Why is there a gap between July and October anyway?

>>17247387
The startup that I'm probably going to work for has some new clients coming up which only will start in September/October, which therefore leaves them room for me.

I was thinking about travelling for 1,5 month, perhaps.

>>17247352
Learn a basic skill (typing, coding, driving) that will be useful in your new job.
Research the city you'll be in, to find good neighborhoods, etc.
Find an apartment and move in a month or so early, to give yourself time to acclimatize.

Why do you need to get over her? Did she turn you down once already or are you in a relationship with someone else?

>>17247330
I just don't want a girl in my life. I like being single

If you adore her, and you keep doing the things you're doing with her, then you don't like being single. Being single means you don't get to have someone like her in your life at all. You need to dive into that bitch head-first and never come up for air. Also, make babies. The world needs more smart people.

Just break up with that fag.

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Don't get between a man and his vidya, girl, you won't win this game.

>go home
>close door
>he turns on computer
>you grab his dick and start playing with it
No, this is not trolling, my cousing did this in her relationship and it worked out just fine. Be assertive. Once you fucked the shit out of him, he will realize that games go better after that as well.