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So I was talking to this girl for over a month and we became good friends and from what she said I was the first boy who she got along with so fast. Well she meets this other guy who she talked to for a week and they end up going out. What do anon? I really liked this girl and even opened up to her about it before she went out with him. her sister said she is going through a phase of not knowing what she wants.
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>>17252474
That other guy made her pussy wet and you didn't.
A month is a really long time before anything happens. Be more forward in your attempts in the future.
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>>17252474
Welcome to the world of women. They generally don't know what they want and it's not your job to worry about it or be the safety net. Get over it. Also a girl will go with the guy that makes her "feel" the best. She could really like you but if she thinks she has feelings for another guy she will leave you in a heartbeat. Also she will be with the guy that fucks her the best 90% of the time. Way of the world son.
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>>17252474
>her sister said she is going through a phase of not knowing what she wants.
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>Me and ex were going to get back together, then I found out she was stringing me and another guy along
>Told her she was a total piece of shit, and really scummy, and to not contact me anymore
>Apparently the other guy found out too and more or less told her to kill herself.
>She left a voicemail on my phone today saying that she attempted suicide, and is currently in a mental health facility, and then just said bye without saying anything else
What the fuck? Why would she just leave me that message. Was she trying to guilt me or something? I don't understand.
Should I feel bad? I'm leaning towards no.
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>>17252451
Well done both you and the other guy. She reaped what she sow.
Bitch is most likely trying to get you pity her and getting your emotional support. Probably sent same message to the other guy.
Cut contact. She's toxic
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>>17252465
was gonna say thi pretty much
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>>17252451
She wants you to feel bad because she made bad choices.
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A week ago my mother had broken a plate and some of the little pieces of glass went into my food which I obviously ingested later on, because otherwise the story wouldn't be worth of my time to be written down. I just felt that something was in my mouth when a tiny piece of glass cracked between my teeth.
Two days later It went out with shit and it cut my ass and that was it. Not much blood and it was bright red so I wasn't worried at all.
But now I'm fucking worried.
I have no fucking idea how many shards of glass i devoured and after a whole week I can still tell that something is up in my guts. There hasn't been any blood in my shit, I tried to vomit and everything seemed to be ok. I don't feel any pain at all, it's just like there's still something inside of me or maybe there isn't but my colon is still inflammed or something like that. Should I panic or it's better to wait a little longer? I don't have an insurance. Also please tell me something nice about colonoscopy.
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>>17252449
You are having hypochondria
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>>17252452
anon, I really hope that's the case.
I haven't slept well recently because I'm scared of dying from sepsis without noticing it.
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I forgot to mention that it stings when I make fast motions. It isn't very painful but it's still noticable.
My abdomen doesn't seem to be swollen but it feels weird as fuck and my last shit was loose and left some yellowish marks on paper.
My tongue had been coated which is usually a sign of bacterial infection but it went back to normal.
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My girlfriend of one year and a half just told me we should stop buying pills because she never fells like having sex with me anymore. The obvious reason for me is because I've been suffering of ED for the last month. This is destroying me right now and I'm looking for advice as to what to say to her about this.
I'm almost sure this ED thing comes with the depression that's been lurking around me rhis year, slowly getting to me until I finally broke this month. She doesn't know about this and I'm not planning to tell her right now because I can imagine three possible answers:
"You're just saying that to make me feel bad".
you're just saying that to make yourself come as the victim here".
"Stop justifying yourself".
I may add she didn't say I should get my erections back or sex is off, she said she wanted to stop trying alltogether.
How can I get my sexual life back? The more I think my gf just stopped liking me on a physical level is infuriating and destroying at the same time. I'm irrationally mad at her for putting this on me at this very moment when I really need her and her approval and caring. I also feel like a failure and that she doesn't deserve to be bound to someone like me who can even fuck. As far as I understand her, the relationship isn't off for now, just the sex. I don't think the relationship can take this. Just the mere action of her trying to have sex with me was really appreciated and made feel ok.
So what can I say /adv/??
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>She doesn't know about this and I'm not planning to tell her right now because I can imagine three possible answers:
>"You're just saying that to make me feel bad".
>you're just saying that to make yourself come as the victim here".
>"Stop justifying yourself".
>I may add she didn't say I should get my erections back or sex is off, she said she wanted to stop trying alltogether.
When you're not able to communicate honestly in a relationship because of a valid fear of being misunderstood, that's a bigger problem than erectile dysfunction or your girlfriend not wanting sex.
Your relationship is doomed.
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>"You're just saying that to make me feel bad".
>you're just saying that to make yourself come as the victim here".
>"Stop justifying yourself".
That's either the depression talking or you shouldn't be with this person.
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Ive been thinking about this too, mostly because of the anxiety and stress dating someone puts on my shoulders, but the niceties help me distract sometimes, like spending time with someone and cooking a meal or having a reason to shower. Maybe I'm exagerating and it's just me don't wanting to appear depressed in front of her. We have so much plans together I don't want to be part off, but then I think maybe next year I will get better and thank myself for going trough this while keeping my relationship.
Right now I feel like maybe if I get to save my sexual life the relationship will get more balanced, I will get more caring and love out of it and then the depression will wear off if I work hard on other aspects of my life.
I don't even know how serious is she about all this but if we really stop having sex then yeah my relationship is doomed. But I can't think of what to say to her right now.
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Hey adv, LawFag here. I'm a lawyer, ask me anything. Keep in mind I'm Canadian, do mostly family law.
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>>17252434
Is that a pic of you??
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>>17252434
What's the point of legal marriage?
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>>17252435
I wish that were me. I'd spend all day at home defiling myself. I'm a guy. I just like the picture, she's hot.
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Hello /adv/ today im feeling real insecure about myself today, wondering on your thoughts about me, im the guy with a tie
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Your friend has nice tits
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>>17252409
Kek
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You look good to me m8
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I always feel like i have nothing to talk about
i'm not even a boring person, it's just the shit i do is not usually conversation material.
for example
> can't talk about the places i've traveled, people will think i'm a richfag showoff
> can't talk about exercise, people will think i'm a brofag showoff
> can't talk about my hobbies, i play in a band, people will think i'm a musicfag showoff
> can't talk about my car, people will think i'm a richfag showoff
> can't talk about buying art, people will think i'm a richfag showoff
why are people so unresponsive to all of the shit i do just because it costs money?
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>>17252378
Bc u r a rich and
They cant relate.
Make some rich friends with nice cars
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>>17252378
How about not just talk about yourself?
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>>17252378
im not rich but i do lift and play guitar and i always find good conversations with both. but i also have interests that have nothing to do with myself so maybe you should start there
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If my gf is having her period, is it that wrong to want her to get me off by other means? My ex would when it was her time of the month, I don't know how to bring it up to my current gf without being awkward.
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>>17252211
Periods can really vary between individuals (and even within individuals).
Like if I'm having horrendous cramps, I need to focus on not crying and throwing up and sadly can't do those things for my boyfriend.
When I'm not feeling that bad, I of course do whatever I can for him because I love him and want to be the best partner I can be.
I'd say just be sensitive to however she's feeling, but communicate with her about it. It's not awkward, it's normal couple stuff.
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I understand there can be times it'll feel bad but she hasn't in the 2 years we've been going out and I've respected that but it's sort of frustrating me. How do I bring it up? Just say, "can I get a blow job"? She always makes these things awkward to bring up.
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Don't make her do anything you wouldn't want her to make you do. If you want unrequited blowjobs give her unrequited cunnilingus every now and then. Another option: I've eaten a girl out on her period before but I was just really into her and it wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be. She didn't want me to but I felt like doing it and promised to stay only at the clit to avoid blood but got really into it.
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>started hearing voices about a year ago when I turned 30 after long history of drug abuse, mainly psychedelics
>almost got fired from job of 10 years for being dumb/delusional
>been clean and sober since then
>voices got worse. began having full conversations with one of them.
>assumed I could hide this from everyone including family/therapist
>soon began hearing other people's thoughts
>became tricky for me to function at work
>this one voice convinced me to quit suddenly
>didn't show up to work, went on roadtrip instead (per advice of voice)
>didn't get fired thanks to parents stepping in for me
>on disability, got bipolar diagnosis
>haven't told anyone about the voices
>haven't been taking my mood stabilizer
>why oh why didn't I take the blue pill
>stopped taking advice from "ai voice" as I call her
>parents expect me to go back to work like last week
>just have to make a phone call
>back to 50k enslavement (plus benefits)
>added bonus of schizophrenia
what do?
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Don't buy an AR-15.
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>>17252251
ok
I'm thinking I should just give work another go and try to sleep better...maybe exercising again. Now that I know it was in my head hopefully I can just make healthier choices and stuff...
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What country are you from?
My mom's friend's daughter is Schizophrenic. She was since she was 15 or so and she still hears voices. Now she lives at her own place and lives on welfare. She takes medicine and I always see her shopping in the city when I'm on my way home from school. I don't know what else she does.
I think you should talk with your therapist about it.. If he/she recommends pills and you don't like to take the medication ask if there's alternatives?
I once had the same feelings. I thought I could read others thoughts and I still feel like others can read my thoughts. I also thought a woman was making voodoo on me. I thought the world would end and I thought the authorities were after me and that they were tracking my phone so I left my phone at home when I went for a walk. Also I can't be around my dad for some reason. what should I do? Well know I just isolated myself.. :/
So my friend is having birthday tomorrow so I made her a box for the present. I didn't find any nice wrapping paper so I just figured out I'm gonna just glue some picture on the white box to make it look nice. Unfortunately I thought that it's gonna be easy to formate the image so it'd fit on the box in illustrator so I could print it.
It's not a big box but still big enough for me not being able to print the picture on A4, that's the biggest my printer can print. I found out that I'm noob at that program and I wasn't able to make any progress after I made the visualisation of the box. Could anyone more skilled than me please help me with this? I don't want to give up on it now when I have the box already in my mind. Fuck.
https://mega.nz/#!gdJmBLTA!tlb8RFTUsbJgBB3qxZb14SwzSM5m16VIDN9wxyoBKVE
It probably looks shady as fuck but I didn't know of any better way than send the Illustrator project and the pics in archive. Thanks if anyone'd be that kind and helped me with this.
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Or if anyone could just advice me how to format the pictures so I could print them...
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>>17252183
It's wrapping paper , isn't she going to tear it all to pieces?
After you spent so much time on it???
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>>17252257
Nah, man, you didn't understand what I was trying to achieve here. It won't be a wrapping paper, I'm gonna print it on papers and then glue it on the outside of the box. It's gonna be a box with adventure time design permanently. It'll be like two presents in one, the one on the inside and a nice box.
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How to hold an interesting conversation?
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On the rare ocasions I talk to grills I seem to hit a blank sometimes and the conversation just seems to die out. I'd also like to learn some games you can play that allow you to get a grasp at peoples personalities (example: House quizz)
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I used to be like this.
All it takes is asking and responding to questions.
And most of the time it doesn't matter what the questions are.
You : Hey anon have you been here?
Anon : No i haven't but have wanted to go.
You : Yea i've been once but would really like to go again, there was this shop that sold this awesome peppermint dildos i want to try.
Anon : i've got one of those! I could lend you mine.
you : That sounds swell cindy lou.
It's really just small talk. I could never understand small talk.
I mean i really didn't give a shit about the weather and when people say " its such a nice day"
They're trying to engage you in conversation with an ice breaker. They use something obvious that you both are experiencing.
So tl;dr, learn small talk and ask random shit.
It doesn't take much time to get over the mental blanks.
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>>17252136
Don't focus on keeping the conversation going.
If you fee it slipping into awkwardness: just think of some really Alpha way to exit the situation. Act like some other girl just texted you and you have to go call her because she's in labor with your child.
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Don't fill silence with meaningless babble, it just makes you look weak. If the ball is in her court to be responsive, allow her to be the awkward one, there's no need for you to fill that role.
Hi /adv/, I have a bit of a dilemma.
For the record, I'm the oldest sibling (mid 20's), my sister's 19, and my younger brother is 10.
A few days ago my dad was accused of molesting my younger brother. My parents are divorced, so he was over at my dads for the weekend. My sister was the one who initially made the call, and it's been making me sick to my stomach.
I never saw proof or could even imagine him being a predator, but now I'm not sure. Every night he (brother) would have to sleep in my dads bed, and would occasionally throw out his clothes and bedsheets. My sister caught my dad following him to the bathroom and holding him in very disturbing ways. My brother has drawn pictures of us saving him from the "scary knife man" who closely resembles my father.
How do I go about finding answers?
My brother is too young to understand and he isn't saying much, but I don't want to mold an image in his head. I confronted my father about it and he seemed upset, but didn't want to talk to me for a few days...
Any help would be greatly appreciated.
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believe them. kids dont make that up.
if you ignore them or side with your dad, they'll resent you for life.
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>>17252126
Ask your brother
He is the only one who has the answers to all of your questions. If it is true, contact the police and have your brother go in and tell them everything.
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>>17252126
who accused him?
talk to your brother adn try to be subtle not saying his dad did it.
but hes 10 years old, not 4. hes practically a teenager. 10 year olds dont draw pictures of the 'scary knife man'. they have a much different psychological process.
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Whats the best way to research potential careers and find the job you really want to go to college for? Are there any sites dedicated to helping people figure this out?
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>>17252098
Literally just guessed the url "careers.org" and it looks fine, has location based stuff and salaries
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>>17252111
Yeah I definitely was being lazy there if the answer was that obvious. I'm kind of surprised I didn't think to look there. Thanks for finding that for me.
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>>17252098
Didn't they go over this with you in highschool?
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Guys, I really really need your help.
I'd first like to say that I am a scumbag so if anyone out there does not feel like helping a scumbag out, by all means leave this post.
I have a girlfriend who is crazy about me, I live in the Netherlands and she lives in Romania, it's been long distance for a few years now.
I haven't had sex for a while now and there is this girl I really did like to hook up with.
I met her on okcupid.
Some German chick who wants me.
She has no clue I have a girlfriend.
I haven't told her so.
She wants to add me on facebook now since most of my pictures are on privacy.
Issue is many of my pictures are also liked by my girlfriend and despite the fact that there is no visible relationship status update on my profile, my girlfriend has my face as her cover photo on facebook.
Now, I really want to bang this other girl, but how do I do this?
I know she will stalk me and look for the people who liked my shit and eventually find out about my girlfriend.
How should I deal with this? please help me!!!
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>>17252075
You already fucked up if you used your real name and she knows your personal info. If you don't want to get caught, dont do it.
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Step 1: break up with your girlfriend
Step 2: do whatever the fuck you want
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So should I just leave her request on pending/ and/or reject her without replying? :/
There is no other information on my entire Facebook profile linking to my girlfriend aside her likes on my pictures and posts.. :/
fuck, this girl is hot though.
Pic related: that's the German girl.
i need some support guys.
let me explain my situation.
i am a fat incel robot currently in my last year of school, meaning that i'm 18, while several of my classmates are around 17 or 18 as well.
i have a female friend and we're really close, matter fact i spent a year of my life pathetically in love with her, but i've since moved on and now we're really good friends.
she is currently still 17 years old, which is important to the situation.
we went out one night, and she had sex with a bartender in his car at a party in an abandoned house.
the bartender was easily 25-30 years old.
i don't know why it bothers me this much, i guess it just reminded me of the superiority of chad dick and the loss of innocence in young girls.
it really messed me up, she was a virgin before this and not the type of girl who would hook up with anyone.
i just can't deal with women's hyperactive sexuality and i feel like i'd never get a chance with a girl like her if they're all going after fuckin 30 year old australian druggie bartenders
what do you think?
should i chill out and let her live her life or should i be concerned and try and stop her from becoming a slut?
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Get /fit/
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>should i chill out and let her live her life or should i be concerned and try and stop her from becoming a slut?
lol you're not gonna accomplish anything
why would anyone take advice from a self-admittedly fat incel robot? you're the lowest form of life possible.
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Who she sleeps with is none of your business. If you can't handle the fact that other people aren't pathetic losers like you, then maybe you shouldn't hang out with those people