I'm scared that even after dropping all this weight, going to the gym all the time and lifting and just in general getting /fit/, getting /fa/shionable clothes, having a undercut, and reading a fuckton of books like how to win friends and influence people, that come this upcoming semester I won't be able to get people to like me enough via joining clubs and rushing frats to be able to build up a social life on the level thats needed to get laid.
I'm not gonna be able to go on if I cant pull it off this time, I can't watch another year go by and still be a fucking virgin, I'll be 20 this time next year, I cant keep doing this.
>I'm afraid that it might be something that's less easily changed like my personality that makes me so damn unlikeable
It's probably true. People don't like people just because they go to the gym or can dress themselves well, they like people because they're fun to be around.
Just stop. You sound fucking pathetic. That's why you have no friends. It's not how you look or what you wear, it's that you sound monstrously autistic.
>But... what if reading books about making friends won't help me to make friends? How will I go on?
If you go to the gym, clothing stores, classes, work, etc. you'll start to see the same people and they'll start to see you. A comment here and there; "Hey", "How's it?", "What's going on today?" as you become a regular sight to them begins to build rapport and then you can escalate these comments into more specifics - interests, current events, etc. Stranger -> That one guy I see sometimes -> acquaintance -> friend -> girlfriend/boyfriend?
/adv/ will have you believe that by going to a library and walking up to a girl and saying "Hi, I'm anon and I like books" will somehow get you a soulmate.
It's not a science.
>>17253107
the point of all this self improvement shit is to be able to put off a persona that people like
>>17253123
>that entire gym thing
well yeah that's already happening, but I don't think its going to be enough
>fell in love 6 years ago, while in HS
>Told her, she wasn't interested
>fast forward to present day
>I am successful with an engineering job, but can't form romantic relationships b/c she's always on my mind
What do I do, /adv/? I've never had a gf/am still a virgin because I can't get her off my mind. Should I try to form a relationship anyways just to try to forget about her?
pussy is pussy my nigga
it comes and it goes
just focus on getting some money
and stop being thirsy and chasing this ho
Forget about her. She was a nobody. If she suddenly becomes interested in you now, it'll be because of your success, and not because of who you are. You're no different now than the person who didn't interest her in high school.
>>17253070
Heh, forgot image.
I started dating a really wonderful woman last year. Problem is, her daughter is 50 pounds overweight.
I don't want to raise a five-year-old senior citizen. How do I whip this kid into shape?
Sign her up for soccer.
>>17253052
Soccer is over for the summer.
Take her to the park to play, sign her up for sports, dance classes, just anything to get her out of the house and moving. What kind of foods is she eating? Maybe encourage the house to eat healthier, with you partaking too.
This happened to me Saturday. It was my first time ever interacting with police in my life so I don't know if I can take legal action or not but I feel violated as hell:
>walking down street of a large city downtown at about 1 a.m. after a night of bar hopping, no one else around
>cop car come screeching up to the sidewalk and 2 cops jump out, draw on us and start screaming the HANDS LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS STOP RESISTING shit as we stand there wondering wtf is going on
>they separate us and like 8 more cars come rolling up
>one tells me UP AGAINST THE WALL and like 10 of them slam me into a store window and I get cuffed and also hit in the back of the knee with a nightstick (still cannot figure out wtf that was all about) but it didn't really hurt
>get searched and they keep asking me questions trying to trip me up
>I ask several times what is going on and the answers I got were "don't worry about it," "shut the fuck up," and "something happened"
>get a call saying the suspect is wearing shorts which I was not
>uncuff me and he says "there was a robbery and you perfectly match the description, white male 6'2 to 6'5, average build, wearing a red t shirt (cause I was certainly the only one in a city of several million who matched that)
>guys are still being assholes and have this attitude that I should be grateful they're letting me on my way, no apologies
>we walk off and are like "uhh wtf just happened"
I didn't get any names or badge numbers, but I'm sure it wouldn't be that difficult. Where do I stand legally? That was some total fucking bullshit and there's no way everything they did to me was by the book. My friend got it way easier, granted he wasn't the suspect but he said they kept trying to trip him also trying to get him to incriminate me.
Before anyone asks, I'm white, clean shaven normal looking guy who has a baby face. Maybe I'm flattering myself but I don't think I look like much of a hardened criminal.
tl;dr just read it you're not doing anything else
As a legalbro in Europe I'm pretty sure cops are allowed to do that. After all, you were a suspect.
Besides that, judges dont like making cops their job harder. So they wont blame them for anything. Plus you'd always lose if its their word against yours.
Look on the bright side - if you were black, you'd be dead or have broken bones at least.
>>17253003
I assume this is in America? What they did is more than likely legal. It falls under probable cause.
Depends on how closely you matched the suspect's description as well as how close you were, geographically, to the location of the crime, they were well within their right to do what they did.
You're just butthurt. Leave it.
I found a condom on the floor next to my 16 year old brother's stuff, what should I do? I hate the little shit because he constantly lies and acts like an entitled fuck, plus he's like a beta Chad.
>beta chad
please elaborate
>>17253006
He's 6'2 and plays baseball, but he's easy to influence and is shit with women (from what I see).
>your brother is 16
>wants to or has sex
>you thing there is something wrong with it
The problem is you not him. Be glad you found a condom, at least you know he cares about his health.
How do I escalate the situation past just kissing? How do I lead it up to sex?
>>17252996
Kiss lower.
Trust me, I'm a virgin.
>>17252996
Ask her if she wants to have sex.
I always thought the whole "ask to kiss, ask to have sex" thing was cringe. But it really works.
>>17252996
>Very first girlfriend
>Kissing in her room
>Ask if i can have a taste
>She asks a taste of what
>Slide my hands to her lower belly
>Looks like she stopped breathing
>Holds my face with both hands and nods with her mouth open
>That was the first time i ever a had a redvine
It was fucking glorious
There are annoying 9-12 year old kids playing in the street. They are also violating state law by not wearing helmets. The parents do not care to watch their children or are too busy playing basketball. What should I do?
Shake your cane at them and tell them whippersnappers to git off yer lawn.
Get over it, gramps.
>>17252908
I have tried telling them to go off the street but they always come back within 10 minutes.
>>17252904
>>17252904
Let kids be kids. You must have grown up with a terrible childhood if you weren't being loud and not wearing your helmet. They're 9 and 10 as long as they're staying in the neighborhood why should their parent have to watch them. I did this shit all the time.
>Dry Spell
>Decide to try out a prostitute
>Have protected vaginal intercourse
>Get a red rash on my glans (penis head) that comes and goes just by using hot water and cleaning
>Stressed about STDs
>Get full std screening done (urine + blod tests, like 5 separate times over the next few months)
>ALL CLEAR EVERY TIME
>Doctors still do not know what rash/redness is
>Get a new GF
>After a few months she starts using birth control
>Unprotected sex maybe 7 times over a few weeks
>She tells me her Vagina feels unhealthy
>Starts having white stains in her underwear
>Her Vagina has a lot of white smooth liquid in it
WHAT THE FUCK??? I have been tested so much and every time they said it was negative for any STDs..... But they could not tell me what the intermittent redness on my penis was caused by and NOW my new GF is having this problem and I am freaking out that I caused it.
What could be the problem??? How accurate are the STD tests? I was tested several times by 3 different GPs and one urine test at an STD clinic..
Stop going to clinics and go to a functioning hospital and explain the situation
>>17252911
But the STD clinic was inside of the hospital.. They refer all sexual related issues to the same area of the hospital, I was referred there by second GP I saw after he and the first GP already had me tested a few times.
>>17252894
Fuck man. That sucks. Not sure what to tell you. Seems like you did everything right, but somehow they still didn't detect a positive. Either that or your gf got the disease from somewhere else.
Met this girl last Saturday while on a night out we hit it off great, I made out with her that same night and she asked for my number and said she'll text me before she left with her friend. I still haven't received a text and I am heavily infatuated with her.
What do /adv/?
>>17252852
Ignore it and move on. Anybody that makes out with a strange is a slut. Including you whore.
maybe shes a kissing slut m8
>>17252877
Nah m9, she was with her bf during the night but he got mad for some fucking reason and started grabbing her aggressively and she broke up with him right on the spot and she came over to my group of friends to ask for a cig she talked to all of us but she seemed to really like me for some reason.
Is there any legally binding action I can take in which assures I am fully accredited for my business start-up idea that I dont have the skills to code into a functioning website? Is there a legally binding action I can take that assures that I hold 100% of the company as well? I am very worried that the person I hire to code the website will steal the idea and make it his own start-up as well as take all the credit.
what's the idea?
>>17252821
Just do 'em the same way Suge Knight did Vanilla Ice. Hang em by their ankes over a 10 story balcony and make 'em sign a piece of paper that legally binds them to a non-compete.
This is something I will NEVER talk about off 4chan
>Be a guy
>Only into girls
>Haven't done it, but like to dress as a girl in bed
>Was too shy to suggest me dressing up with my ex
>She introduced me to finger and butt stuff
>Didn't want to say I liked it, but let her
>Don't dress manly at all
>Like to wear fruity designs like stripes and hippie-like colors
>Only times I dressed as a girl was a cosplay as the nurse from Silent Hill at a convention
>and also on spirit weeks at school (reverse day)
>Loved the fuck out of it every time, but never said anything except "Havin fun for the lols"
IN FACT, I'm working on another cosplay. Girl. Redeemed Riven from League of Legends. I want to go all out and wear foundation and have proper female breastplates. I guess it's another excuse to dress as a girl
More on, every video game where I get the choice, I choose female because I get to someone I'm not in real life.
I'm really confused about myself. Any insight or something I haven't realized about myself?
>>17252818
Oh
Forgot to mention.
I am not interested in relationships either.
I get a girlfriend? Cool
I'm single? Whatever
Yeah, I get heartbroken after breakups, but I have no need for a relationship. I'm fine being single.
I can masturbate, whatever. I can have sex, neat.
>>17252818
>I'm really confused about myself. Any insight or something I haven't realized about myself?
uhm no seems pretty straightforward, you like dressing up as a girl
>>17252839
That's the weird thing though. Why do I want to do it? I mean, aren't cross-dressers gay? Or... what?
I mean, lgbt were born that way, but this? What even is this? Would YOU want to do things like this. Publicly show yourself and make others think you're the opposite sex? Why do people want that?
Hello /adv/. I quite recently (May) turned 18. Until now, my parents have been very restrictive with me. They never trusted me enough to make me go out with friends because of some crazy shit i did as a child (ran away from home at 12, they caught me the following day). Now that i'm 18 though they say that they can't prevent me from going out anymore and thus i'm basically free. There's one problem though: i'll never get back the years i spent all by myself as an underage. During this time all my friends experienced parties, got laid, managed to find a gf/bf... And then there's me. I know absolutely nothing about hooking up chicks, i'm afraid of approaching girls and even if i could my virginity would ruin everything anyway. What should i do to be less pathetic?
Pathetic Bumpy
>>17252813
Well there's only one way to find out. Don't do jackshit, be as confident as when you thought you could leave the house at 12 yo. Go read some advice about how to hook up Be polite, not too much, be nice, not too much, set little standards for now, make male friends too just so they invite you to parties.
I repeat, don't do jackshit. Don't drink too much, don't harass girls, don't try too much to be le cool guy in parties.
Buy some new clothes look at what your friends wear if you don't know shit about what to wear, read up on how to talk to girls and how to approach them, go to a club with friends drink a few beers, easy.
Ok. My mom lives in the States with my baby sister and her husband Richard. I live in canada... Richard beat the living shit out of my mom last night and took the 4 year old graycin, they dont know where he is, my mom is barely able to walk, but she is out of the hospital now, she called me crying and told me her story... she lies a lot when it suits her... I'm 18, I have exams this week and she wants me to drive there and get her and graycin and drive back to Canada.... I'm fucking crying, I fddont know how to deal with this... please help... wat do.? There are no pictures to describe this or to relate to.... Pic related... thats me....
get ur mum n graycin and go to canada
>>17252814
yeah pretty much
also the police??
it's a real emergency im sure the university will understand
>>17252843
alright.... thank anon
>>17252814
thanks other anon.
I asked her to call the police, but she cant talk properly right now, she is fucked... I dont know... ill get her to...
I think I need help. Special help.
My end goal in life is to waste myself all in one go. Find 1 or 2 nubile women, smoke some weed, eat some Xan, pierce my own nipples, fuck my brains out, consensually slap and choke the everloving hell out of them, and die of a purposeful heroin overdose while jamming My Bloody Valentine.
The girl I loved is gone forever. My relationship with my parents is irreversibly damaged. I suffer a small list of mental/neurological ilillnesses. Any pleasure worth having is quickly petrified by anxiety, regret, guilt, doubt, angst, and shame.
This isn't a suicide threat. Far from it, I just want to know for what purpose should I not throw my life away all in one nihilist, hedonist evening.
Nothing satisfies me.
>>17252789
Nah, it sounds like a good plan. Go for it if you feel like it.
>>17252789
>My Bloody Valentine
Just end it bruh.
So swift with the encouragement lol I would think I was on /b/
Is a movie date always a bad idea? Otherwise do you have some tips to pull it off?
Are horror movies the best choice?
>>17252713
They're fine if you're getting food and drinks afterwards. Horror movies are not a good idea though.
>>17252719
I see, thanks. I'll check if Independence Day or something like that is out already.
You should go to the park, because that way you don't feel like she robbed you of your pocket money if the date doesn't end up anywhere.