Last night I only got 3 hours of sleep. I have to be at work in exactly 8 hours. I want to take 4 or 5gs of these shrooms I have with me and play videogames... my main fear is a bad trip.
/adv/, should I take these shrooms or nah?
>>17355059
id say no. use them on saturday or friday night
Damn you're probably right
sigh next time then
>>17355059
wtf, dont do it. save if for when you feel compfortable and rested.
So I occasionally work with a 16 year old girl who is kinda thin and vaguely cute, average looking overall I would say. I am 21 and we sometimes work alone, I don't really say a lot to her but I do think she's rather cute and I want to ask her out. The problem is obviously the age difference. I am a 21 kissless virgin, I am thin and not too ugly and not very spergy, just shy. I've got a lot of social awareness, I just suck at saying the right thing so I usually shut my mouth. I don't know why any of this matters but basically I am wondering: should I ask out this girl? She's just about the only female contact I have. She'll be seventeen in a couple weeks but that doesn't really change anything. Pretty sure 16 is AoC in my state but there are always caveats. The big problem though is that my friends who got me this job, one of them works with her quite a bit. He's basically gay so I'm not worried of her liking him, it's more than if I ask her out he and everyone else would probably find out, so even if I was going to quit right afterwards I would still face backlash from my friends.
Wat do? I really want to ask her out for coffee or something but I don't want to go to jail or be socially ostracized for dating a 16 yo
>>17354884
Do you know what the age of consent is in your location?
1/2 + 7 says you'll be rightfully ridiculed.
>>17354911
yeah. if you don't want people to find you creepy, you'd have to wait 3 years for this particular girl.
I am 28 and I think I've realized that I hate being around women. I mean I love having sex with them but if we ain't fucking, I really could care less about them and their fucked up feelings. Everything always has to be about love or something more. I mean, I have gotten really good about lying about how I feel when I am with them, but it always the same as soon as the new has worn off their pussy I don't want to be around them. I even got married and had a kid but nothing changed I still feel the same way. Is there some thing wrong with me or am I normal? I feel like I will always be chasing new pussy.
>>17354764
Cool story, bro.
>>17354771
so i guess its normal?
>>17354764
>has a child
>chasing new pussy
See it's the idiots like you who have kida and split that ruin the world. A woman can't raise a child by herself so it becomes an autistic neet or a junkie. Then it comes on here and makes threads about how women suck and yadda yadda, just like it's father.
How do I regain my passion for my favorite things? Is it because I fapped to much that I lost passion and motivation? Even posters here on this sure seem more passionate and devoted than me. What do?
>>17354575
Bump
>>17354575
>How do I regain my passion for my favorite things?
The first thing you need to do is get treatment for your depression. If you can get that sorted out, everything else will fall in to place.
>>17354658
it's depression?
1 Sentence. What Do You Want From Life?
Post Honestly.
Happy , sad , cute , sick. Whatever.
>>17354486
Sex
to crush my enemies to see them driven before me and to hear the lamentations of their women
>>17354486
Love, and happiness.
I'm addicted to masturbation, can you help me?
Pic unrelated
do less of it
>>17354083
Essential
No. You'll have to spank your own monkey.
long story short
>hooked up with girl for 2 months
>everything went gr8
>shes really into me .. tells me the greatest things about what we do in the future
>becomes weird
>i ask her whats up?
>tells me she found out her ex of 7 yrs has a new gf and she cant handle the feels, things went to fast with me and she wants me to be friends with her
>im like "kek who said something about a relationship??"
>she says "ya uh i still want to see you if u take it that lightly"
>dont see each other for 10 days cause i work and shit
>i fuck her after these 10 days bareback no condom
>she was weird on this day tho
>few days later im a bit depressed and take a day off work and i tell her something she didnt know about me yet and tell her its ok if she doesnt want to contact me again
>shes like "its up to you to decide if you want to be friends with me"
>i sperg out and say "i didnt know you plan to fuck around"
>shes super mad that i said this and accused her of being like that
>tells me she needs to calm down
>i spam her with drunk voice messages over the weekend like a needy autist
>she drops off a usb stick in my mailbox and messages me "i dropped off the stick"
>i told her "thanks .. i wish you good luck etc" and told her ill delete her number
haven't heard from her in 10 days .. i know she didnt delete my number cause i tested it with a friend but wtf man
yeah i acted like a retard, asshole and needy but cmon son
do i still have a chance?
What did you tell her that she didn't know about you before?
And what was on the USB stick? I'n sorry, I have trouble following. How does the USB even fit into the story?
>>17354025
>What did you tell her that she didn't know about you before?
i told her that i had something goiing with a girl that was in a relationship a few years ago .. but the girl died in a car crash and nobody knew i had this thing with her
it was mine .. i forgot it at her place .. she dumped it so theres no connection between us i guess
to prevent that i come to her and say "wheres my usb stick lol" as if i fucking care
>>17354035
tl:dr version
>I'm an autist who never had a girlfriend but quickly claimed a dead girl as my secret lover because she's unable to claim otherwise now and I try to be overly dramatic with my life and try and sell the story to girls I'm with to have them think I'm deep and troubled and up their alley but it really backfired and now I wonder if I'll be able to get laid again by someone who isn't fat.
GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't fucking know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off.
Um... whoever...?
>Back in high school this girl had a crush on me
>Kind of liked her (big tits), but preferred other girls
>She developed an eating disorder post-rejection
>She moved away, far away
>Years later guy with the same last name added me on facebook
>Thought nothing of it
>Year or so later it dawns on me
>Browse facebook photos
>Breast removal scars in pics
>Browse more stuff
>Holy shit, this guy is the girl who used to have a crush on me, but recently went through a sex change
I don't know what kind of responsibility I should or should not feel for the current state of events.
>>17352025
What do you have to do with this?
>>17352040
My rejection complicated a body image disorder (bulimia). I don't know that gender dysmorphia is a thing, but I also don't know that it isn't or what would cause it if it were.
Get it off your chest
If you can't recognize that other people besides you have flaws and problems and crises they need to work though, I simply don't need you in my life. Period.
I am slightly concerned that I may fall for her. And that she'll fall for me.
But Geographic distance would be an issue
>>17350792
Do it faggot
...
Learn japanese.
Don't settle
>>17349795
>>17349799
Also check the catalog fucking faggot
Confess your biggest sins and secrets and possibly receive counselling.
I know you have stories you've never told anyone and want to get off from your chest.
there's nothing i haven't told anyone. give me absolution. i'm a whore
>>17346230
I fapped to bestiality porn, 3D, hentai and other disgusting things.
best friend basically raped other best friend while she was blackout drunk, don't know what to do.
this is gonna sound retarded but i'm not getting any answers on google
i only need to delete one website that i visited recently
when i open history, it only shows yesterday's archive that i can delete individually. not my most recent visits.
if i hover over the history option, it shows my recently closed tabs but i don't know how to delete those and i don't think it deletes it from the history permanently anyway. is my chrome broken or something?
go to chrome://history/, find the CP website you want to delete, click the down-arrow on the left, click "Remove from history)
Retarded all up in here
>>17356233
i tried that, it only shows yesterday's archive
The long term bf and I had what I thought, was a pretty good sex life.Bf never made me cum through penetrative sex, but that was okay with me because no one had ever
i don't know why but my sex drive sky rocketed recently.. And that's a lot because we both have a pretty high sex drive as it was.
We found this position that makes me squirt almost instantly and after that, multiple times more until I'm practically in this frenzied state. Like at some point all I can do is pant, giggle, clutch onto him and just keep grinding. I have no idea if this is the "g spot" or what, I never knew I could squirt either.
I have no idea what demon we unleashed. I want to fuck him all the time. The moment I think about it I get wet. I can't stop.
I have questions because I've never came so hard in my life as I have the past week or so.
What's wrong with me, why am I so sprung? Is it just because it's a new sensation?
Will I get desensitized over time?
Why is it that after I cum a few times I start losing control of myself?
Also, is doing this too often hurting me in any way?
I'm sorry if these questions are dumb. I do not know much about a penetrative female orgasm.
Desensatise yes but not for a while so enjoy it while it lasts. Hormones make you want it more, and no its not going to do anything bad to you, infact, itll be good for your body, balances other hormones according to weak studies.
>>17356165
Well what's the position?
>>17356173
this
So I'm dating this kinky furry girl and she wants a chew toy.
Anyone know any chew toys that are safe for human use?
Surprisingly any chew toy for a toddler is safe.
>>17356157
Not a good idea for a subject line, lol
Anything designed for a small to medium-sized dog should be safe. The human mouth is the wrong size and shape for larger toys; they aren't particularly dangerous, but they just won't work.
Which Iphone color should I buy; Silver, Gold or Space Grey?
>>17355950
Who gives a shit. What a pointless fucking -- you know, a severe life depression and existential crisis is gonna hit you.so hard one day soon you will genuinely contemplate suicide.
>>17355952
Oh... Well i think thx... I guess? I'm not such an autistic person like you but well, good luck my friend.
>>17355955
You're much worse.
You're the kind of person that asks a bunch of random people on the internet what fucking color iPhone you should get.
Any other buzzword memes you want to parrot at me, you unoriginal boring fuck?