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>>17866841
"I'm 16, stupid, and curious."
that's what you tell them
also /b/ threads aren't really archived.
you're being paranoid.

also the sushi is better than having to pick out trees from pics of bodies of water like it has been for the past forever

>>17866894
really shouldn't be an issue, they're not looking for evidence against you so that stuff would be legally inadmissable.

you can't get arrested basically.

>>17866955
But socially..? What would be the result do you think?

Nope. I don't know much about this, could have something to do with melatonin. I'd talk to a doctor.

It's actually unhealthy to sleep for more than 8 hours a night. Don't be surprised if you wake up feeling even more tired, and get sick more often.

Do you eat enough?
In that case; what do you eat?

uh, yeah guess it is a dumb thread

>>17866801
Let me just start by saying that I'm only 18 so I'm not the most worldy wise person out there.
But some people are just like that. People who go to you because they can bitch about their problems and their lives, but when you talk to them they just make an excuse and leave. That just means they are immature and don't understand about the give and take of friendship.
But this might sound like a generic answer but there are decent people out there who are willing to listen to you and really will consider what your saying. finding them might be kind of hard though, if the former personality type runs in the same circles that you do. So it might be a good idea trying physical places were you think people will be more mature that you normally wouldn't normaly go to.

People aren't going to give a fuck about you right from the get-go (beyond how you'd care about a fellow human being, of course). You have to build up a relationship with them. That said, you also sound like you're boring and/or don't make an effort to speak up.

>I can't speak to them about it since they won't give a flying fuck anyway
Classic mistake.
You THINK they won't because you're depressed, and when you're depressed everything is garbage.
Talk to them. Do it. Don't give me any of your fucking backsass "NO I KNOW MY PARENTS THEY TOTALLY WONT CARE WAH WAH" bullshit.

Fucking do it. If you're right then it won't matter, if you're wrong it'll make every difference in the world.

>>17866786
They can't even acknowlegde depression as a legit disease.
Iv'e been diagnosed with OCD at like 7, and they never treated me in a proper way.
I'm always "a lazy good for nothing fuck" in their eyes and will always be.
My relationship with them been bad from day 1 when I came outta that vagina.
So yeah.... I think I do get to say that "I KNOW MY PARENTS"

>>17866783
Switch majors to something that doesn't suck, tell your parents you found a different calling. There's people at the school to help you facilitate the switching of majors. Pick up a hobby. The hardest part is making that phone call, getting out the door. I know it doesnt sound super inspiring, but thats the short and long of it. You have to find the courage to take the first steps. A hobby does so much for life improvement. Preferably a physical one (working out, riding a bike).

study and do 10,000 pusups a day

if you decide to go to university right off the bat, realize that if you don't study it's a complete waste of time and money. there are no freebies in postsecondary. highschool is for the most part piss easy in comparison, and your 1st year profs generally don't give a shit if you pass or fail.

i would suggest getting out in the real world and developing some kind of work ethic before blowing money on university with the kind of study habits you're describing.

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>>17866887

I'm sorry I couldn't post the 2nd part(kept giving me connection error), which you predicted rather accurately.

>>17866733
cont.

we're in mid 2013, around graduation

>want to finally become the man my reactionary overachieving family wanted me to be
>swear never to go into anything directly related to Physics or Chemistry
>want to become psychiatrist, apply for medicine in Newly Industrialized Country where my family originally stems from
>get accepted for Automotive Engineering(2nd choice) instead
>physics and chemistry but meh
>not like my lazy ass had a plan B
>expect to dominate my new classmates with my first-world education
>bear in mind I'm incapable of sitting my ass down and studying
>going to fucking college, right?
>mfw developing countries train their children to be math-machines
>mfw I fail almost all my classes
>I am worthless, but this is engineering, I didn't want engineering, maybe I should change majors?
>I'm already one year in, I'll just wing it next year and make up for this one
>will still be the brilliant child in our family
>everyone will love me

>fail almost everything 2nd year
>already 2 years in, I'll make up for everything next year
>I am the Ubermensch in the family...?

>dramatically fail almost everything in 3rd year
>plus now I got fat

>make up mind, apply for economics back in first world country I grew up in
>I've watched a few Milton Friedman videos on youtube, surely I'll become a genius economist
>...

>approx. 6 months later TODAY
>Freshman again
>things are going as bad as you'd expect

I fucking can't sit down and study
We don't have midterms here, jsut finals

I'm realistic about this, I don't need to be an A-student. I just want to friggin pass my classes, thats all

Well realize many men out there feel like they dont want to get worked. If you go out even a littel wear a dress show lil clevage, have soft silky hair, maybe french tips nals wear some sling back wedges, you will get hit on nonstop.
katie hopkins
yaron brook
tom leykis
on youtube
I am not being ironic youtube is goldmine.
I almost want to write a book for women.
I have lil ssiters who ignore all my advice and bitch they are single.
men b putty in your hands if you slightly laugh at their jokes and lsiten a little to them

>>17866651
I have a suspicion this is a troll, but shit like
>I guess he wasn't mature enough for commitment.
Makes me suspect you're the one with maturity issues; you sound a bit stuck-up.

You don't like guys who play vidya? Okay whatever, if you don't like vidya that's you.
You don't like guys that only want nudes? completely understandable.
Talk to other girls all the time
If they're flirting, sure. If they're just friends you might have jealousy issues.
Don't talk enough or talk too much about their career and emotions
Fuck off, you don't like guys who prefer their hobbies, you don't like guys who are about their career, you don't like guys who are emotional. Like, what? You sound like you're making excuses to dismiss people. That's the big red flag that makes me think you're a bit full of yourself.

OP i was just like you. You are a bit entitled at this point in time but you don't have to be,

You say you have redeeming qualities. You can be a good girlfriend, Whoop de doo, everyone and their mother has redeeming qualities. Everyone can be a good gf if they want to be. So you are not any different or more special than other girls in that regard.

A decent guy is first going to wonder why you can't meet people from normal social situations that aren't online. A decent normal guy spends his time NOT online, but out in the world doing stuff like hiking or going to bars with friends. This is why you're not going to meet a guy on quora or whatever. You need to be outside doing things that normal people do , to catch the guy you want. A normal person wants his gf to have outside hobbies and interests because that's what makes a person interesting to talk to. And no one wants a clingy gf who doesn't do anything besides post in online forums.

You 'deserve better'. Why? What have you done with your life that makes you deserve someone not your current level (which is a autist neet). Why haven't you caught the eye of a nice normal man?
You need to make yourself someone that a decent man wants. It is very doable OP. I think you can do it if you put your mind to it. It is hard to change at first but you should be kind to yourself and others

>So there's this girl at work
>But she has a boyfriend

Why even waste your time?

If you just remove yourself from unnecessary interaction (don't stop being pleasant around her when talking is natural, just don't approach her and stop texting her when it's not to answer her texts, keep it to few words, etc,) you'll notice her curiosity increase - and you'll now how much she wants you in her life, and how depending on her tone

>>17866654
Because she could be single again and there's no harm in keeping girls on the back burner.
>>17866657
Yeah if I don't talk to her most of the day she usually asks if I'm mad or just tells me something that happened in her life recently.

>over saturation of computer science degree
Yeah, right...
Being a professional software developer, I can tell you the hard truth is that the majority of people doing computer science degrees SUCK. If you manage to not suck at it, you'll always have a job.

Want proof? Here's a good read by a respected professional
https://blog.codinghorror.com/why-cant-programmers-program/

BS in any STEM won't get you far unless it's in a specialized field like Forestry or Natural Resource Management (using myself as an example). Even then I am a tradesman first, and my degree is only there to pad my resume/give me an out when my body wears down. As far as I know anything tech can find you a job, weather it's a good job or not is up to who you know more than what you know

Regarding math vs computer science:
If you want a industry job, experience matters more than academic background.
Having a math degree with 10 side projects during college is way better than a computer science degree where you do the absolute minimum to get by.

However, all else being equal, a pure math background will put you at a disadvantage in MOST jobs.

Last year around this time D and her current partner had a falling out, she was pregnant and he told her to fuck off and get rid of it. So she did. This was abortion #6.
However, early this month she has given birth to the same guys child. She has asked for money again because they cannot afford 'fuel and cigarettes'.
The partner has a 9 y.o. This 9 y.o has killed animals, recently killed a dog. This kid is fucked, apparently 'did something' to a little girl down the road. They took him to some youth group to 'try to help', and apparently he was too young so they cant help???? I dont know what to do with that, should we call someone about this? D is worried that 9 y.o will kill the baby. The partner has just basically forgotten about it.
The partner and her have had a falling out, she is now driving around without a licence, calling my mother screaming and sobbing. D called N asking for money, N thinking it was for diapers or formular has gone over to D's house to give it to her. N asked what it was for, D told her cig's and fuel. N asked why she should be paying for D's cigs when the money could be spent elsewhere. D's thrown the money at her, told her to fuck off.
My mother is now driving into the city to see her.
D told her partner that if he doesnt stop getting in her face then she is moving in with us.

The only time we hear from her is when she needs money. My mother gives it to her even when she/we dont have it.


What can I do, realistically? Nothing really because its family.

You can tell me where they are and if it's in the us I'll solve your problem forever this thread has struck a cord with me for some reason

Jesus I got angry when my mom told me to stay move to my dad's house because I was too lazy to get a job but I'd rather have that than some weak fucking retard mother who doesn't just cut contact the minute your daughter is fucking stealing and borrowing money from you to buy drugs. Disown that bitch, have you talked to your mother about how you feel about her?

Do NOT do it. Don't even talk to her. She'll only manipulate you and if you don't do what she wants she will not hesitate to slander and accuse you of all kinds of unacceptable shit.

See if she's fine with giving head but not receiving in said fwb relationship. If not, there's your answer.

>>17866568
She wants me to go down on her too

It doesn't

>>17866524
you're being too vague. sometimes controlling our sexual urges as a man, and it is annoying but its best thing really from a biological perspective. your bloodline would diminish if you didnt care about sex. you're meant to be spreading your dna.

>>17866529
/thread

>>17866500
Pics of bald head?

Get a wig tell him you wanted to have the option of changing your hair any time you want also make the best of it and try getting into wigs it might actually be fun for you

just tell him, fucking kek, i would laugh hard if my gf did this

yes you can

but it depends on your conversation, there's probably some good situations where you could ask her out smoothly

Why not? Isn't that the point?

>>17866480
she just moved here for uni and has no friends. I spend a lot of my time in my room shitposting or watching movies...

>>17866464
The magic of having a pet.

>it's my therapy pug
>are you horny?

great conversation

>>17866464
It's not hard to get a crazy girl horny.

double major in cs and math or do a cs honors program with lots of math electives if you actually want to be a computer scientist

>>17866443
What is a "computer scientist"?

>>17866463
good advice. I'll do the double major