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My wife's sister died 3 years ago. Her birthday was Valentines Day. So now Valentines Day is a very sad day for her.
Gifts won't make her feel better. I took off work. What can we do for Valentines to take her mind off of it? I live in a really rural area and its cold here right now.
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>>18046796
Watch romantic Comedies or go to a nearby city for some fun shopping.
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>>18046796
shes your wife, numb nuts. you should have no problem coming up with something of moderate-heavy personal significance to her. put some thought into it for fucks sake
>>18046809
this is a terrible idea, do not do this
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>>18046818
>moderate or heavy oersonal significance to her
Yeah but it will just be something about her sister and it will make her cry.
Her entire life has been about the fact her sister died for the past 3 years. Im really ready for this section of her life to be over with.
If you're wondering why she cares so much, they went through really heavy abuse as children together and now she has survivors guilt out the ass.
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So /adv/ I'm quite scared.
My girlfriend and I are deeply in love and we want to build a future together, but she's suicidal.
Ever since her sibling died she's decided she's going to kill herself at some point, but I'm not sure when.
I really don't know what I can do to help, I live a town away so I don't see her as often as I would like to, and when I don't see her she brings up how she's going to take her life and it really gets me down.
What can I do to convince her to stay alive?
Please help me.
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>>18046778
Man... These things are case by case but we get so many Suicidal for attention girls its hard to believe any of them anymore.
Short answer is she needs to talk to a doctor and do what the doctor says meds or therapy whatever. Refusing any of it means she is enjoying the attention of being suicidal AKA wasting everyone time.
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Nigga tell her family/the police
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>>18046799
but she's not your basic bitch for attention
she's serious about this and any influence towards her killing herself she will take and act fast
>>18046802
her family already have concerns but telling the police would be a dangerous move
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I've been experiencing symptoms that resemble a UTI for about 2 weeks, and I'm likely to be treated in a weeks time. Is it likely to get serious within that time?
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>>18046640
Probably not. Just drink a lot of cranberry juice in the meatime. If you start feeling bladder, or especially kidney, pain then it can be a problem.
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Get u some apple cider vinegar, Braggs if u can.
Look up how much to drink online
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>>18046640
Drink a lot of water. Until you get a urine test/antibiotics all you can do is try to prevent it from spreading to your bladder and kidneys. Do you live in Canada or something? I got in to a doctor within a day of presenting symptoms when I had a UTI.
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I made a thread a few days ago about my weak erections, and anons informed me I was fapping too much. I just fapped twice this morning despite taking a 2 day break out of boredom. my boner and orgasm felt really weak . Valentine's day is tomorrow. i want ti fully penetrate mu girkfriend insyead of only the tip lijr before. WHAT DO
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>>18045914
1) Stop fapping. Just don't do it.
2) If you can't do 1, then get out of the house. Go to the movies, the mall, the park, etc. and don't come back until very late. Then go straight to sleep. I assume you aren't going to fap in public, right?
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I know its hard hut I completely stopped porn and masterbating for 3 month's( its called a reboot) for my sex life. Its vastlly improved our sex life even kissing is better now.
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have some damn self control. or invest in a chastity belt and give the key to someone who dislikes you.
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Boyfriend made reservations at a rediculously expensive restaurant that will charge us 50% of the meal if we cancel in under 48 hours.
They have his credit card. How can we get out of the cancelation fees?
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Firebomb them.
Kristallnacht long knives style.
Pretty sure they'll comp everyone's meals.
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Its too late for that.
Unless its a set coarse menu just go in and get a couple appetizers. Probably cost you $40 if you split 3 and you get free bread and likely a mini desert cup. Canceling will likely cost as much as doing this.
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Are you prepared to be dishonest? Are you good liars? Do you want to maintain some moral high ground here? Are you prepared to get fraudulent to avoid these charges?
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>Realize to be a totally moral human being you must first crawl into a hole and die
>Realize how silly the entire concept is
>Realize this entire existence is but a contest, and it's better to win by gratifying yourself as that is the true nature of man
I've finally seen why Jimmy Savile molested dying children and had an IQ of 149.
To slave yourself to being virtuous is idiotic, and it's against your own personal benefit.
May the best man win! I've decided to embrace what I am as a creature of this world.
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Did you find a reason for it?
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You do know it's been shown that IQ's are pretty pointless right? What's an IQ have to do with someone's moral decisions?
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>>18048043
He understood everything that he was doing.
He contemplated it all before he started.
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I got really high with my long term bf the other day. He has way more tolerance than I do. We took some edibles and I haven't gotten high in years, so I was pretty faded.
Basically, I was zoning out, and my bf felt nothing and was really disappointed by that.
We were just chillin in bed and I was just mentally gone. I had a major body high and it felt like my body was asleep but my mind was up. Ya know, just really nice high.
Well, bf wanted to hook up. I just physically could not. I had noodles for arms and was mentally entering the void.
But bf proceeded really aggressively despite me not being able to preform at all. We just kissed each other. Bf picked me up and tossed me around a bit, he was biting me (never bit me before ever), and kissing me until he eventually realized how faded I was.
This was completely consensual. I am not here screaming rape. But like, I am slightly weirded out by how aggressive bf got with me while I was beyond faded and could barely move.
I mean, in the morning, my nipples were raw because he sucked and bit on them. I just don't know if we should even talk about it or if I just let it go. I am worried that talking about it will blow it out of proportion. Is it typical for men to get carried away when their gf is vulnerable? Bf and I have been together for over 6 years. I know it's long, but we've never had to talk about something like this, no matter how close we are, it's still really uncomfortable to even talk about. What do?
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>>18047662
I get way more aggressive when I'm high/drunk myself. I just do, it's the lack of inhibition. I wouldn't think of it as he was taking advantage of you so much as he was fucked up himself.
My gf is sober and she still makes fun of me for biting her and giving her a big hickie when I was with her drunk once.
I also probably got carried away with my stoner ex gf too. But to be honest she was way too small for me. I'm 6'2" and 195lbs and she was 5'1" and like 90lbs.
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>>18047675
He didn't get high from the edible though. It was pretty low thc, and my bf smokes pretty regularly, so it had no effect on him.
And like, he just got so ridiculously turned on by me being high.
It's just weird/new to me since I've never been that high around him.
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I can understand the concern but I get the feeling he was feeling it more than he was letting on. As a man in the same boat essentially, I can say that I get more into it when I smoke, don't even need to be high, just a buzz is enough.
Anyway, considering you said things were mutual (kissing, etc.) I can only assume he went on with business as usual until things just didn't happen. If the body high didn't happen and you were dtf would you still have been off put by his aggressiveness? If so I think it might be worth mentioning, but if you would've been down I can't see mentioning it solving an issue that doesn't really exist.
Also you've been with this dude for 6 years, try not to assume he's doing bad things because of a new situation.
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ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything
GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off
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>>18047283
question for men with children, how do you feel about them? do they live with you? are you with your children's mother?
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Don't really feel like this deserves its own thread. Basically I have no date for Vday, but don't really care. But I feel like staying home and playing video games is too cliche. What would you guys do in a similar position?
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Girls, why do so few of you have pics of your feetsies on dating sites?
How will I know you are the one if I can't see them?
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is there any way to start liking things? i don't like anything, and just doing things and hoping to like them eventually doesn't work.
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>>18047221
Start by liking videos on youtube.
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Sounds like you jack off too much
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>>18047221
You don't sound very smart. I can get excited over triangles.
So I'm pondering the idea to sell my sperm. I lurked around the internet for a bit and there seems to be a demand for scandinavian genes, especially in the US.
I'm 2 meters tall (about 6"6 in murrican units), blonde with green eyes and pretty good looking.
Does anyone have any experience about donating sperm? And especially abroad (live in sweden)?
What kind of money did you get and how did you go about it?
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>demand for scandinavian genes
Not in Scandinavia, there isn't.
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Oh look, a thread I can actually comment on.
German guy here, but have donated sperm in multiple countries before (moved places a lot).
Usually you will always work through a sperm bank. The pay isn't great and unless you're a student will probably not motivate you to keep it up - also in Germany the pay did not change based on your traits. If you manage to make the cut to get in you get the same payment as everybody else.
The sperm banks ship sperm worldwide basically - and I would advise you not to take up any offers yourself. Just screams for you to have to make child support payments for the rest of your life.
If you got any questions just shoot me up
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>sell your son to Asia
>your son lives and dies in slavery
>sell your son to Africa
>your son goes hungry
>sell your son to South America
>your son is press-ganged into being a cartel soldier
>sell your son to North America
>international arrest warrant to hunt you down for child support, for the one child you fathered + 50 others you didn't father
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Are there any proven, lasting ways to make your dick bigger?
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No. How big we talking in terms of now?
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>>18046912
Puberty.
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there is a surgery where they remove some of the tendon that anchors your dick to your crotch which makes it hang lower and appear larger flaccid. It doesn't actually make it any bigger erect and actually makes mantaining an erection significantly harder, its just for people who want to show off in locker rooms I guess.
other than that no, get over it
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I'm 22 years old, on the brink of dropping out of college after 3 years and almost no progress. I hate leaving my room, social interactions feel laborious and draining. I just want to stay home all day, but my mother is starting to question my life choices, she wants me to make money and travel, but I don't particularly care for those things. However, it seems I have no choice but to make some money, and find a way to support myself and move out of my moms basement. I currently do Uber(using my mothers car) and it's not nearly enough. What are some REAL ways to make money with minimal human interaction or leaving my bedroom?
And don't tell me about surveys or other bullshit like that, because I tried them and it's not enough, I need a real job that pays moderately well, with minimal requirements that I can do from home.
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>>18046081
you ask for a magic pill, bro
if such works existed, everybody would work that way.
There are occupations which can be done from home, but they still require human interaction. Like programming-related stuff.
There is a guide for NEETs. Perhaps, you will find something useful for yourself.
http://pastebin.com/4YeJAUbT/
Also, I'd consider to move to some really cheap hole (but safe, though).
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>>18046081
Programming, but to live off of it you'd have to be rather good at it. Meaning, you can't just keep lazing but have to take college seriously
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I have same issue, OP. Its frustrating having potential but having to settle for mundane jobs because you can't handle interaction with colleagues or customers.
Ideally, a home based online business. I tried it but failed miserably. Programming would be an obvious one but even that you need to be able to be able to communicate with team members effectively and possibly clients also.
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Real talk: How do I deal with my rampant misogynistic mindset?
I don't outwardly advocate for the disadvancement or extermination of women IRL, but I do it a lot online and it's gotten me banned from a lot of forums/facebook groups, I really hate women a lot(not a virgin), because they seem to control the men in power on the online social circles I'm a part of and usually are the reason I'm removed from these circles and I don't want the hate to escalate to far worse things
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>>18044376
Do you hate your mom?
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>>18044376
Misogyny is a meme. See a therapist.
I'd recommend reading/watching "The Screwfly Solution" but you'd probably just jerk off to it and miss the point
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>>18044377
Yeah, she abandoned me and my dad when I was young
>British
>23
>anxiety since 15
> intense panic attacks ( had to be kept in & out of school for 6 months because every time i would enter class i would hyperventilate and emotionally breakdown with unimaginable anxiety for no apparent reason
>searching for a cure ever since
>so far alcohol, benzos and cannabis help tremendously in their own individual ways but non are in anyway close to a cure, just treatment of an everlasting mentally & emotionally destroying disease.
>try to explain my inner termoil... no one understand / cares, i am a 23 year old male in a first world country... more "important" issues for society to deal with, no room for me and my problems... i am young and physically healthy... why would i have any problems its assumed....
>when I started to overcome my general anxiety a new form emerged... social anxiety, no matter how hard i try to overcome my failings, anxiety just manifest from one from to another.
>never had a gf
>acne from 16 - 23 ( still dealing with scars)
>social interaction with woman via work for 4 years and nothing to show for it, just shy, apprehensive and generally a pussy.
>feel a complete failure
>currently living off of funds i have managed to save which will last me a little while
> i am 23... no purpose... no direction... no interest in anything... a struggle to even find the will power to get up and go to get groceries
>force myself to shower and get dressed so i feel that little bit less of a failure
when you think your life is absolute shit, give a thought for us that are completely lost without purpose or direction
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pic related....it;s me
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dude.
you need to objectify the reality of your situation a bit more.
> i am young and physically healthy.
this is a platform you can use to continue to figure out what you need.
You sound like someone who hasn't had much structure in their formative years. Whats your educational history look like?
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>>18047029
I don't know your location, but here in UK I finished school and went onto college, finished college and was primed from university, decided against it as I didn't want to commit to another 3 years being sat in a class room day after day.
i also used to be obese. 125kg to 79kg, have extreme residual insecurities because of this
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Think i need a therapist not an imageboard lol.
but if anyone else is going through this kind of situation then just remember to keep your head up, everything can be solved one way or another regardless of time.
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Ok there is this bitch in my court ordered anger managment class who openly admitted to sleeping with a married guy. I got her name on the sign in sheet. I googled her mugshot and found her facebook and linkedin. Should I tell the wife who is getting cheated on? During the whole class I was taking notes using an app on my phone. I got the husbands name and I think I found him and his wife in her facebook friends.
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>>18046736
Leave her alone. A therapy group is a place to talk about your shit, so let her talk about her shit. Live and let live.
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>>18046745
Would you like being cheated on?
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>>18046751
No, of course not. But you are using the group against her. For those groups to work, there needs to be trust. In this case, you'd be ruining something a lot of people need to "help" a man that might know what's going on, could be cheating himself, etc.
I'm not saying the guy deserves it. I'm saying killing the group for this doesn't sound like the right thing to do.