So, my girlfriend asked me for some sexy photos, since we're 500 miles apart right now.
I came up with this. She hasn't contacted me for seven hours now. Do you guys think she got the joke?
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>>18049443
EE MATCHIN MOY SHOGG
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Unless she's retarded, yeah. Who knows if she actually thought it was funny though.
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>>18049443
She wanted to schlick to you and you sent her a text that says; "I'm way too insecure about my body for that, lol."
You basically told her that you don't consider yourself attractive.
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How do I stop thinking about women and accept that I am not boyfriend material?
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By thinking about men instead
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>>18049442
Surf /pol/.
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turn yourself into boyfriend material. Become the version of yourself that people will like.
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When does the uncontrollable sobbing stop? 2017-02-14 07:14:32 Post No.18049382
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When does the uncontrollable sobbing stop?
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When does the uncontrollable sobbing stop? My girlfriend of ~2 years broke up with me about two weeks ago but we had some communication talking about how we still loved each other and that maybe after a few months we could get back together. We live far apart. Then a few days ago I tell her i'd move back immediately and she says no, theres too much damage, we're over forever.
Anyways for the last few days I break into uncontrollable sobbing and weeping and want to know when that'll end. I'm afraid of going to work today because I don't want to do that in front of my coworkers.
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>>18049382
Take it from somebody who has never actually loved a girl or moved in with one.
I don't know.
Here is somebody who knows:
https://youtu.be/SWJaDunIwSY
and another
https://youtu.be/e7MKq2yM5ow
and another
https://youtu.be/8hMKIIFi92w
and another
https://youtu.be/dqcJbyMmKb4
and another
https://youtu.be/w9yDlCC6SG0
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>>18049402
Music really hits me hard, those make me want to cry even more.
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>>18049382
I've been there Anon, hold in the tears at work otherwise they'll probably send you home depending on what you do.
That being said crying alone or even in front of friends and family helps loads...let it out Anon, it's ok
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What should I do tonight /adv/? I recently moved back home due to financial issues and my parents want the house to themselves tonight. My friends are all busy with their GFs and I'm feeling lonely and depressed as hell. Where should I go?
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>>18049365
Any help here y'all? I'm a little apprehensive of going places where couples will be like the movies or bars.
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>>18049365
Please?
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>>18049413
Go for a long walk and make plans to improve yourself so that you'll be able to lure bitches over with your new found confidence
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How big of a deal should I make about my roommate/tenant TELLING me (last night) I need to leave MY home tonight so he can spend a romantic evening with his girlfriend?
He brings her over here without asking too, but they mainly confine themselves to his room, so I'm not as mad about that.
I'm just bristled that he didn't bother to ask politely, or give me advance notice so I could actually plan something instead of wandering around alone like a jackass.
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How cool are you with this guy?
The fact that he decided to drop this info on you on the actual fucking day of the event is more than enough reason for you to tell him to fuck off.
You tell him exactly what you wrote here.
"You wait until the day of the event to tell me to leave? No. I wouldn't have minded if you told me a day before so i could plan to be out, but you expect me to fuck off my own house on a whim? Nah."
That's complete disrespect for you. He had everything planned for a nice, romantic night with his girlfriend at home. Oops, except for the part where someone else lives here too. Damn. Totally forgot about that until the day of.
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>>18049369
Even though you said he told you last night, it's still pretty much the same day since a fucking evening prior is hardly any time
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tell him hes a fag and to fuck off
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I did some really embarrassing things when drunk and I've been extremely worried at how people are gonna treat me from now on.
How can I deal with the back lash?
How should I handle the situation?
What are some things you've done when extremely drunk and how did other people react after?
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In my experience, almost everyone did some stupid shit while drunk. No need to worry about this.
But I would advise to at least apologize for the behavior.
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>>18049305
Yeah but the people I know are extremely judgemental...
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>>18049286
How stupid are we talking about here?
I kept making out and dry humping random strangers and was really humiliated but my friends laughed it off and said it was fine.
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I am basically nothing. I am worthless - inferior to my peers in every field I partake in every regard. I was born unattractive (by all conventional standards), autistic (literally, not 4chan 'tism) and unintelligent (measurably) with asthma, diabetes, and Rheumatoid arthritis. When I was very young I wanted to be a lot of things, but now I I have no feasible aspirations and there's nothing I want that I can have. At the age of 19 I am confined to a wheelchair for the rest of my life. The only thing left I could realistically pursue was being a civilian pilot but alas, despite near perfect blood:glucose control my entire life I have recently been informed that I am already going blind due to Diabetic retinopathy.
Why live?
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>>18049279
Many ask the same question, the answer is not some sappy thing, it is that you must fight and destroy your enemies.
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>>>why live?
well, i won't tell you the usual bullshit of stay positive, but if you're going to be negative atleast try to do something before let's say you go blind. Write a book or learn a language, watch movies and live as much as you can. Travel and do all the things you want. At the end of the day, when you've done everything you wanted to do come back and ask the same question, i'm sure you'll find the answer in yourself
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What do you really want in life?
If there was just one thing?
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Moved to San Diego , California ...
I have 6,000$ . . . I am homeless - jobless and hate society... I don't even want to work a job..
What do I do? I've literally been sleeping in some bushes next to a pretty peaceful/empty surf beach but It's starting to ruin my life, I hate sleeping there..
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>>18049268
How are you homeless with 6 grand? People can start a new life with like 1/4 that
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>>18049403
I moved here with some savings and have not been able to find a place to live for a few months now.. that's how. - I have stayed in hotels on and off but that took about 500$ from me just for a week in one in total since october.
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>>18049403
WHERE?! I'm stuck in a place with no money to be made, there's shitloads of "work" but you're working for free then owing money on it. I could probably find $1500 to get out of this Mad Max wasteland, if I found it Skyrim-style.
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How can I resettle far away, on a budget of damn near nothing?
Difficulty: I'm in south inland California, reaching any destination besides Los Angeles would involve crossing 600+ km of barren desert and lifeless mountains. Best guess is get a one-way bus ticket, but the question then becomes how to become anything but a futureless hobo.
>why
I spent the past 10 years working for bounced paychecks.
>why not try <trick>
These tricks led to entire different jobs, like studying US bankruptcy law then becoming preparing people's court petitions for them. Job ended the same way, with the payroll account being suddenly empty and the folks responsible being suddenly gone. Once all your customers are broke, you're broke too.
>what's your resume like
A bunch of reference numbers that will tell you "sorry, this number didn't pay his phone bill." Other than that, I've got some trade certifications in jobs which are now performed by machines.
>considered learning a trade
See <trick> above - nothing matters unless it pays. You can't just pass a bounced paycheck onto your landlord and tell them it's their problem now.
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>>18049217
take out a line of credit. then move somewhere.
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>>18049217
Have you thought about trying to line up a job or at least some interviews before you move?
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hitchhike somewhere, never look back. either that or you don't have the courage to do it.
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Hey /adv/, bit of a long-winded question because I'm scatterbrained right now and don't know how to put it all into words.
I'd broken up with my girlfriend of 3 years about 7 months ago and managed to hop basically into a new thing with a girl I work with, which was great, sex was great, she was great, etc. Thing is now I'm totally bored of it and she's more into me than I am for her. And there is yet another girl that I tend to hit off with very well and I could see us being really great together. My issue is, am I just all about the chase? And is that a bad thing? Should I even bother ending it or pursuing this new girl? I feel like hopping from chick to chick is bad since I seem to just get bored, despite the fact that they seem so enticing at first. Thoughts?
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>>18049196
you are bored and probably inmature in relationships so it seems... but hell here it goes, why are you bored with your current girl? why mention your ex?
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Get what you can out of her, then step back into the game with a little more experience. Males can't go wrong with more experience, the master key is real.
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OP here, was at work and you're probably gone but might as well keep the thread up. As for why I'm bored I guess its my own fault, I didn't see much in her from the outset besides looks and that we had a few things in common. I was really just looking for a rebound and I guess I got that. She's a sweetheart but the differences that we DO have sort of turn me off and we don't gel particularly well. (She's sort of awkward in an endearing way but it gets sort of old). As for mentioning my ex, I'd gone through the same thing with her, getting bored that is, but that took three and a half years so that's more understandable. I'm just sort of worried that I'll perpetually be bored of chicks and never find one I want to commit to.
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How does /adv/ use their credit cards?
Credit newbie here, and think it's about time i started building my credit, so how do you effectively use yours?
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>>18049111
If you want to build serious credit start with a small loan like an auto loan. Pay it off, but make sure you make 'principle' payments so that the amount you pay towards interest is lower.
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>>18049111
Pay it off in full every month. A credit card isn't free money it's just a laggy debit card.
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>>18049111
As was already said, pay it off every month. Only use it when you know you already have the money in the bank. Don't use it as a part time loan unless it's REALLY an emergency (for example, one time my friend and I drove out of town for the weekend and he lost his keys. I purchased a plane ticket so I could go home on time and not lose my job, which would have been a lot worse than paying off an extra $100 I didn't have in pocket that week).
Credit cards have two really great use cases:
1. You can dispute charges. If someone steals your cash from your wallet, you're screwed. If they steal your card, no harm, no foul. I never carry over $40 anymore unless for a very specific reason.
2. Bonus points/cashback/miles. If you have a card that offers this, awesome. If you don't qualify yet, get one when you do. I put 100% of my utilities, insurance, and other recurring payments on my Southwest credit card, along with any large purchases I make. I get points for all of my purchases, per dollar, and it's all for things I would have been spending money on anyways, so it's essentially a free perk. I fly at least once a month, and haven't paid for more than one flight in the past three years.
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When I achieve a really great thing, I want to share it with someone else (for approval I guess?) but I dont have anyone.
Whats the solution to this? Should I try to stop needing others' approval/congratulations, or should I try to find a good outlet to get said approval?
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find a friend
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>>18049102
Open a twitter account, man. I'll follow you.
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>>18049635
This
Just start a twitter account. Do a follow for follow. I'll follow yo
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How do I meet homosexual asian men at university?
I can meet gays at theatre studies or the lgbt clubs, but theyre literally all black or caucasian for some reason.
Where do the homo asians hang out and how can I get 'in' with them?
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i guess this would depend where youre located
does your area even have a notable asian population?
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>>18049083
Its a pretty good university in the uk, so there are a decent number of asians.
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>only into Asian homos
>lives in white people: the country
That's a really small pool. Maybe look into studying abroad in China or something.
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My friends (even though the voices in my head tell me they all hate me) accidentally just prevented me from committing suicide and i feel angry and scared because of myself. Angry because i had the opöortunity ruined and my other half is scared after the realization of what i was going to do and all of the consequences. What the fuck do i do?
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>>18049040
Break down.
Cry.
Lean on their shoulder.
It's okay. They're there for you. This is a hard time.
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>>18049040
>accidentally saved me from suicide
>"Sorry about last night anon. I had no idea my dog would chew through your noose. But it's OK I fed it some pills you had lined up so he should feel better, but just in case I'll need to borrow your razor in case he needs surgery. Oh also I wanted to play hide and seek with the bullets from your gun but I forgot where I put them"
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>>18049080
I admittedly kekd at this.
But in all seeiousness i was going to jump in front of a train.
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I know I am not likely to get and answer here but I cant find it on my own anywhere.
Does Aquaporin 4 antibodies are only sign of Devics syndrome or can be a sign of something else less horrible.
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>>18048978
>I am going to bump it however often I can sorry for this but I have no hope to get an answer anywhere else atm.
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>>18048978
Has nobody on 4chan ever heard of Google?
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>>18048989
Yes, it appears only in context of Devics syndrom but I really want to know if there is some cases when this fucking antibodies are not the sign of Devics Syndorm.
Beat with me man please, my mom has it I am fucking going nuts, my sister crying, the doctor just gave my mom an envelope without explaining anything and walked away.
Till tomorow we wont know anything and how the fuck can we even sleep like this.