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Don't. Fake it until you make it. If they're observant, they'll be able to tell without you saying it.

>>18236468
If she actually cares about you then just tell her this and she will understand if she aint a dick

>>18236468
After you have sex with her. Then she'll understand why you were so bad as opposed to just thinking that you are horrible at sex, and if by some miracle you actually perform well, it'll knock her socks off.

>>18236467
by drinking large amounts of alchohol

>>18236467
I don't fucking know.
I feel like suiciding nearly every day

>>18236481
This. I wish I was never born.

Queue some wonderful life shit but I break my foot off in some fag angel's ass instead.

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>>18236460
you do realize there are like a million websites where you can just generate fake text messages, right?

>>18236585
i showed her this, but she's saying she physically saw it on his phone in his inboxes

Ok, so it sounds like this dude is a bitch and you got to tell your gf this dude is a bitch. She'll either take your word for it or not. Dump if she doesn't but discuss if she still trusts you. And do something about the dick who is trying to break you two up

Talk to your parents.

Call your mom a fag and set the house on fire.

>>18236458
yea and buy a small goat

A 19 year old cannot develop dementia.

Schizophrenia used to be called dementia praecox because it resembled dementia symptoms but in young people (praecox means premature). So yes, your symptoms are common for a psychotic.

Stop quitting your pills. The more you try to quit them the worse the symptoms will become over time. You can very easily force yourself into permanent psychosis if you are not careful.

>>18236431
you should visit a doctor.
even if someone says that they are a psychologist, don't trust them. this is your health.
go to a proper doctor that you can trust.

>>18236456
>expecting a pdoc to be able to handle schizophrenia

They're not trained for that you antipsych moron. All a "real doctor" would do is write a referral to the shrink.

>>18236429
genetics x5

more exercise and no soy during puberty

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>>18236429
Do you want your chin to look like this?

>>18236444
no just more chiseled

>>18236410
Not too late, you might have 5 years before you can't walk.

Get off /adv/ and do something.

Kind of afraid this will happen to me too soon. Well, it happens for everyone of course. All the best OP, go have some fun.

>>18236410
i'll be grateful if i make it to 65
im 23 and feel like shit
fuck my life

Stop being cold

>>18236409
Find the middle ground between trust and mistrust
I don't trust anyone that isn't family or a good friend, everyone else gets the middleground, or if they fuck up I dont trust them at all.
I always used to fuck up with girls in the past by being distant too much, gave them the idea I wasnt into them even though I was basically shitting myself from nervousity trying to figure out how to ask them out
Keep things lighthearted, don't get too serious over text and don't open up the floodgates of feels at the start of the date

Besides that dont let the wizards of /adv/ get to your head and just ask them out

>>18236440
Working hard on that one. I tend to be cold only with some people on some occassions, when I work by instinct.

>I always used to fuck up with girls in the past by being distant too much, gave them the idea I wasnt into them even though I was basically shitting myself from nervousity trying to figure out how to ask them out
Literally me, thank you anon. I'll dig this middleground trick.
But I have troubles wanting something out of a girl, even if I fantasize about being really close to her I don't want to be with her at the same time (not interested, not feeling worthy enought, know this is gonna end up bad, etc...).

I start wondering if the only way to fix that is to throw myself into suffering and spill my pasta everywhere on purpose.

>>18236407
No money, no dope

>>18236407
If you were really a lit fag you'd know acting like a little bitch gets you nowhere in a hurry. Become /fitlit/

>>18236424
Or if you were a drug dealer you'd know that a soured relationship leads to

>Violence
>Bad business
>Possible police tip off from dissatisfied junkie

You have more reasons to hit the gym than that.

>>18236378
>t. 5'7" (170cm), 142lbs
A bit chubby for a girl. I'd suggest just doing cardio and guys will show their interest.

Don't forget to lick the treadmill and rub your ass crack sweat over everything. Share the love gym monkey

>>18236296

no

>>18236296
Masturbate

b urself

>>18236267
>I made her come from using my hands in a few minutes
>her vagina is way too tight for me

Are you sure she actually had an orgasm?

>>18236267

>should i try a different position

if you want

if she's relaxed, aroused, and wet and you still can't get it in she might have a medical issue and should see a doctor about her vaginal tightness then she can do some stretching exercises which can take months or years before her vagina can accept a penis.

You couldn't even put your head in? How about fingering? Was she experiencing extreme pain from any type of insertion?

>>18236260
Observe her moves. Watch her closely throughout the day. Heck, even follow her home. You will likely gain insight into her likes/dislikes. Another tip is to go through her trash to see the real her.

After a month or so you strike up a conversation with her and ask her about things you already know the answers to. She will be impressed that, "you understand her and know her so well".

>>18236278
This is literal stalking

>>18236278
Or just stalk her insta, Facebook, Twitter

Ask him to show you the chat if you can't let it go. No point in letting it fester and turn into resentment and distrust as it'll inevitably ruin your relationship. if it really is nothing like he says he'll have no problem showing you the gore (should be gore since he said it was) along with who it was sent from. In that case you can apologize for your reaction and just say you felt uneasy with the way he quickly shut it down, and that'll be that.

My bf knows I come here and I close the browser when he comes here, he sees me do it. Otherwise we don't even use facebook. I'd rather not know if he does whatever behind my back, because if he does, he does it well enough, which is respectful depending on how you look at it.

lol he said one sentence and tilted a tablet and you're freaking out for a day

your relationship is over and it has nothing to do with this individual event but how it plays out sure is telling

That's cool that you have aspergers. What you can do is abuse the higher than average intelligence granted by it to obsess over doing the things that build up to a girl really liking you.

Like for instance, you can start getting really smart and serious about exercise. In 2 years of dedicated training you would look hotter than most people on earth. Check the /fit/ sticky. So even if your convo game is weak they might give you a second chance if your looks are on point. Good haircut and everything.

What you've got to do is self educate yourself on how to navigate social situations. Because you were born without this intuitive sense of how to do that. What's probably going on is the awkwardness of those social situations are coming off as red flags to them. Even in casual chats there might be big awkward signals you're giving off that you don't realize. There are resources out there for people with aspergers to learn this. Like this one http://www.succeedsocially.com/helpaspergers

There are probably huge resources on learning to socialize well with aspergers. So look for those. I know somebody with aspergers who has a regular girlfriend and they're married. So don't worry there will be a girl out there for you.

There are also guides on major mistakes to avoid on tindr and things you can do to greatly increase your chances of meeting someone. So google something like "Tinder guide". That's giving me a bunch of results already.

Meeting other people to date who have aspergers might be right for you too. Checkout the website called Meetup. You can search for groups with aspergers or whatever you want. https://www.meetup.com/

Do you ask then when the convo is flowing, or is it like you HAD a nice chat yesterday, and asked out them out of the blue today?

You need always remember that you're never the only guy they're talking to. Imagine Girl 1 talkiing with Guy A one night, and pleasant as that may have been she's talking with Guy B the next day. Let's say that convo with B is at least equally good, and in the middle of it A writes her asking for a date. Our question for tonight is should she accept and stop the convo with B, or does she keep and talking, thinking she could get back to A later?

A week goes by and A is at the bottom of a long list of guys Girl 1 has matched with since.

Make sure your convo is preemptively better than B's. When silence occurs, give it a month or two before getting back to her, but be clever about it as your failed attempt is staring her in her face as she opens the chat. The real protip is not asking, but leading the convo into a place where meeting up simply is the obvious choice on her mind.

>>18236222

girls get bored. if people talk to them they are less bored or are at least distracted. texting via tinder requires no effort and often leads to men telling them how great they are, how pretty, how cool, how interesting.

but actually meeting up requires effort and would lead to an awkward situation where you think they like you.